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Originally posted by Matrix_Neo
I hope im not ruining the story...


As Ron and Ginny headed for the Gryffindor common rooms hoping that the thing between Harry and Hermy has stoped or at least paused. THey went throu the main hall until they saw a very big crowd standing and listening to the ceiling. Ron and Ginny came up and heard thumping sounds. As Ron aknowledged he whispered to Ginny "The gryffindors common room is upstairs, where the sounds are comming up from" Ginnys eyes widened and she said "It must be Pothead and Hermy!!". Ron was thursting for revenge that Harry took hermy so he took out his wand and pointed it into the ceiling and said something and the sounds got much much louder. Everybody could hear how Hermy was 'ahhing' and all. Girls started giggiling madly and boys had big frowns on their faces because they wanted Hermy. The defense against the dark art teacher- Professor Pimous (Proffesor Rimos from the prizoner of askaban). Proffesor Pimous came up and observed the sounds "Good moves pothead and Hermy 50 points to Gryffindor!" suddenly all the boys who were from gryffindor and had frowned faces started smiling

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Originally posted by SlickRick69
Harry rolled Herpiome over onto her stomach, she rose up under him onto her knees, and he took a huge healthy toke from the fatty he smoked, before stashing it safely in her crack while he move in behind her...

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Moaning Myrtle was going mad with desire and she couldn't contain herself, swooshing from the bed chamber and possessing the nearest soul outside; Cho Thang!! Cho entered Harry Potthead's room and danced seductively around him and Herpes, picking up the blunt from her bum, and toking heavily while she stripped.

"Save some for me, Harry baby... Mama's gotta brand new bag..."

"Get your own man, Myrt the Squirt!" Herpes cried, chucking a shoe at Cho. "Everyone knows Cho is a ho! and nobody likes her skank as much as they like mine! I get top dollar, Cho scrapes together a tuppence or less! Go find Ronny or someone else to satisfy your ghastly ghostly gash!"

"Gosh, Herpes..." Harry sighed with a smile. "You just called me your man somewhere in the middle of all that..." he spanked her bum and continued, until he was spent, enlightened by her loving words toward him, and by the fact that he was quickly coming down from his major high of the day.

Unfortunately, they call it crashing for a reason, and soon after he was out of Herpes, Harry was out... out cold... Herpionme gathered the cash---all the cash--- from Harry's secret stash in his sock drawer, and pulled her cloak up aorund her.

"Ohhhh Rooooonnnyy!" she and Cho cried together, then looked at each other, then smiled wickedly, holding hands and making way to the door.

When the door opened, all the boys of Puffinmoor witnessed the sultry sexy seduction of girl-on-girl action, Herpes kissing Cho, and the girls grabbed red head, red-faced Ron and ran off to his room next...

"You have any weed, Ron Weedley?" Cho/Myrtle demanded. "This Potthead plant is WEAK!"

"Weed?" Weedley laughed lifting up his heavily stained mattress as they walked into his incense-scented room. "Who needs weed?! Prof Slate taught us how to craft crack cocaine, so that's my new drug of choice! help yourselves to a pipe biyatches..." Ron dropped the cookie tin filled with paraphernalia and flopped to the mattress, pulling off his pants in the process.

"Oh and whoever's not sucking on the pipe..." he offered an alternative, which Cho was quick to accept into her willing lips.

-KNOCK-KNOCK!- "Ronny old chap?" it was Semen Innagain, one of the other boys who was always hitting Ron up for free samples. "Do you happen to have--- WOW! exactly what I was needing!!"

Semen sat beside Herpes, touching her sticky thighs while she fumbled with the pipe. "Let me help..." Semen offered, lighting the pipe while Herpes toked deep. "And hold it deep..." he instructed, groping up under her loose robes, pressing his palm against her breast, feeling her lungs expand along with things perking up under his touch.

"Very coooool...." Semen smiled, kicking back and relaxing while Ron's mattress began to bounce behind his head...