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Meanwhile, in an abandoned classroom situated right at the top of the North Tower, RapeAnd Enjoy (Draco Malfoy) was hunched over a desk, concentrating hard on the piece of parchment in front of him. He was watching the tiny flourescent dots move around, carrying their miniature name tags. This piece of parchment was none other than Harry's Map of Hogwarts, the map that told the reader exactly where every single person in the castle was, what they were doing and whether they'd had a bath recently.
"Professor Opium! Classroom Three, second Floor, eating a twinkie! Bathed last night!" It screeched. Enjoy snarled, he hated Opium, with a vengeance. Not only was the teacher a filthy half breed, he was close to Pothead, Enjoy's sworn enemy.
Enjoy stood up quickly, letting his chair fall backwards with a clatter. He scooped the map off the table and headed towards the door and back down the stairs. He slowed to a stroll as he reached the Spliffindor dormitories and stopped behind a gargoyle directly outside the door. Listening intently, he leaned closer.......
Sounds of laughter and music drifted out of the half open door, and Enjoy could just make out Herpy's voice, a little shrill, over the hum of conversation from the others.
"So, Semen's like 'Yeah Herpy, do it again baby!' and I'm all like, 'Jeez man, you're insatiable!'" She was giggling as she said this, and Enjoy listened harder. "He wasn't even penetrating me! He was humping my leg like a puppy!! Oh my God, it was hilarious, I didn't tell him, coz, well, obviously Pothead and I had just, you know......." She trailed off at the sound of agreement coming from the rest of the girls. They had, of course, all had a taster of the great Harry Pothead, his talents behind the hangings were well known.
Enjoy grimaced and jumped out from behind the gargoyle. He had heard enough for one day. The fact that he had fallen in love with Herpione Ganja the day he had set eyes on her had caused his father great pain, she was, after all, a DirtBody, father and mother completely Puddle. No wizarding blood in either of them. He couldn't help it though, those curves, that mouth, the attitude and brains. The girl was perfection personified, and he'd have her soon enough.
He stormed off towards the BaccyTin common room in search of a spliff.
The day wore on.........
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Moaning Myrtle
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Man its been stuck here for dayz now.. Isn't anybody gonna write anythin anymore?? I wud but I just can't think right now.. Maybe in a few dayz.
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Syren
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I haven't been online since the 16th (ish) and no-one has added anything??
Where are my fellow Pothead Posters?
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Syren
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*is tapping foot and racking brains for ideas*
I can't think of a thing, not one thing........
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Syren
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((Thought of something, might help to kickstart anyone else))
Ron and Ginny emerged from Greenhouse Seven as the sun was setting, slowly darkening the sky.
"Ron, you are a Greenery Guru" sighed Ginny, smoke still emanating from her nostrils.
Ron grinned inanely, unable to answer. His jaw seemed to have fallen off. But he was quite happily mullered and through the haze of his brain cells he knew he wanted to go back to the Common Room and mong. He tried to convey this idea to Ginny by smiling widely at her and loping toward the castle. Ginny clocked on, as stoners do, and followed.
They entered via the back door and Ron, his jaw working again, mumbled something about popping into the kitchen and asking Knobby and Stinky for some munchies. Knobby and Stinky were the pupils' favourite House Elves, they had been at SmokeSport's forever and loved the kids.
Ginny waved dismissively and made her way up the staircase as Ron ducked down toward the kitchens.........
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crAZRick
I'm God here!
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Ginny stumbled up the stair to her bed chamber, loosing her cloak and robe as she pushed open the door to her room, the clothing falling over he shoulders, caught in the crook of her elbows while the door closed behind her. Ginny gasped for a moment, her bared little breasts suddenly aquiver, her nipples erect, as she noticed Raper sprawled on her bed, he was naked and tickling his nether regions playfully, while staring at Harry Potthead's map, focusing on the glowing specs that represented Herpionme and the girls she was gossiping about Harry with. Had she wandered into the wrong room by accident? Noi, there was her neon pink vibrator and Frisky Kitty cuddle doll where she kept her secret stash of ganj, and her posters of Justin Timberlake and Vin Diesel on the walls over her bed; this was her room! Obviously Raper was in the wrong place...
"Oh, Herpes..." Raper moaned, casting a magnification spell over the map, which had a startlingly similar effect upon his hand and groin, though the boy was too baked to notice.
But Ginny noticed, and was just as baked NOT to care that it was Raper N Enjoy who was lying there. "Wrong place, right time..." Ginny shrugged, lowering her arms, allowing her cloak and robes to fall away completely, stepping over the heap of clothing, toward the bed.
As Ginny passed thru the magnified image of Herpes, she BECAME Herpes, live and in the flesh, to the muddle-minded Raper N Enjoy, who smiled wickedly, and laughed that droning monotonous stoner laugh as he rolled onto his back to greet his lady love.
"Oh, Herpes..." he gasped as she climbed into bed on top of him.
"Oh Justin..." Ginny moaned, riding her man while getting lost in the eyes of Justin Timberlake over head.
"Oh Ginny!" Ron Weedley stormed into the room, dropping his pants as he carried a huge vat of chocolate pudding in both arms. "I thought we could take a bath in chocolate pudding, sorta kill 2 or 3 birds with one stone, you know? Bathe, eat, clean up and have the sex all at once, you... NO!!" Ron was shocked and stunned by the display of half-baked hallucinogenic carnal desire playing out before his half-baked, half-dressed eyes.
While Ginny approached the height of her passion and was blissfully unaware of the audience, Raper cast his gaze and cast a spell at the open door where Ron stood agape. Ron immediately froze in place, the rest of his body stiffening and becoming as hard as that certain special 6 inches he knew well and loved...
Raper rolled over, out from under Ginny, sobering up some, enough to formulate a plot, but he was too deep and too close by now, so he finished up with Ginny, exploding his passion over her tight tummy, then cast the stoner to stone spell upon her as well.
Before he left the room, he moved Ron Weedley statue into place standing at the edge of the bed, positioned perfectly over Ginny's naked statue which lay spread eagle in ecstasy, dripping with Raper's love juice.
To any and all who would see this scene sober, it would simply appear that Ron and Ginny had shared a wondrous night and inadvertently frozen the moment in time by their magic...
Raper chuckled, prying the vat of chocolate pudding from Weedley's statue arms, donning his robes, and making way from Ginny's bed chamber to his own, satisfied in more ways than one for the night...
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Renegade of Funk
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(........LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAAAST PERSON I EXPECTED TO WRITE THE MOST DIRTIES ARTICLE!!!!)
An Owl appeared throu the window where Ron and Naked GInny were as it flew it pooped at Rons head and Ginnys stomach. SUddenly proffeson Opion appeared throu the door looked and said "Oh Ron I see you are fixing your grades yeah good job! 50 points to Gryffindor! Aaaaa Gryfindors getting Horny finaly! Maybe youll win the hogwarts cup this year" Proffesor Opion patted Ron on the shoulder as Ron fell on the floor but Opion didnt notice and left the room. He saw chocolate pudding on the floor. "Oh No!! The chamber of secrets is opened again..... This is it! THe school is not safe anymore! THe Bassalisk is stealing chocolate pudding!!! Oh Shit! I think Harry took that super strongh drug dumbeldore gave him not to feel the pain when he defeated the bassalisk... It was so strongh it whiped out his memory ohh dear..." sais Opion and charged into Dumbeldores office telling him everything. Dumbeldores feet were on the table with a bandana on his head and Proffesor Mcgonnagol was on him. "Hem Hem" interupted Opion as they stopped. Opion told them everything. "Oh Mannn!!! Im going to have to meet that Lukius Malpoy again!! His going to boss me around and stuff!!" reacted Dumbeldore "But dont you worry about the children!! Their getting the Chocolate pudding stolen! If this goes on Hogwarts will have to shut down.." said Opion suddenly "Yaaa!! I was waiting for this moment! I saved up money so me and Mcgo... I mean I could go to the Hawaii!!!!" said Dumbeldore. Opion sighted and left the office. Next day news spread about the whole school. All the students were placed in big groups...Everybody was afraid.... In the DADA lesson harry raised his hand "Proffeasor what the sexy word in the world is the Chamber Of Secrets??" Opion sighted and said "Salazar Slytherin hated chocolate and candy so he left hogwarts because all the others wanted chocolate. But he left behind a secret room where a monster who will STEAL CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!!" everybody gasped. More and More attacks were found.... While Raper was stealing everybodys chocolate but nobody found it it was him... They thought it was the monster inside the chamber of secrets.....
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Trickster
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What? You kinda just took all the names from the book, and there was nothing to do with drugs!
Not to be critical or anything...
Slick, that was very... adult. 
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Syren
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Good point Trickster, I'm sorry <Tidus> but if you read the first page or two you'll find that characters etc have already been chosen. Please try to stick with the outline so far.
And Slick, honey, I don't think your work, though imaginative, is appropriate for this sort of forum. More's the pity, I love the things you come up with. But I really don't want this thread closed, so please try to be a little more, um, subtle 
For the record, the story is aimed at teenage stoner student types, like I used to be  Stick with it guys, it's coming together rather nicely. Shall we continue from where Slick left off?
<Tidus> why don't you carry on, in another way, so as not to make you feel like we've completely overlooked your efforts? Try to keep what you write within the boundaries of the forum, and along the lines of the first few posts..........
PS: Slick, Ron and Ginny are brother and sister babe, although that sort of adds a wicked little twist 
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Syren
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OK, that's mature. I don't know if you've noticed, but a few members and I are trying to create something ongoing here, feel free to add your piece, but obviously there need to be some guidelines. I already reprimanded Slick (you bad boy) for his practically pornographic style, and I'm certain he'll heed my friendly warnings. Cheers.
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Trickster
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I would write something, but I'm not sure if I could have the creative style to write something about stoners. Plus, I don't have nearly enough information about weed or crack. Apart from the names and how to take it, I've never really got stoned. The times I have smoked just didn't seem to do anything for me.
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Spidervlad
Renegade of Funk
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I didnt smoke once and I dont have a single info on Weed and Crack!! But I stick to the pornographics and humor in the story...
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Spidervlad
Renegade of Funk
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Harry Pothead
Hermione Ganja
Ronald Weedley
Professor SmokeSummore (Dumbledore)
Professor IveDun'EmAll
An Owl appeared throu the window where Ron and Naked GInny were as it flew it pooped at Rons head and Ginnys stomach. SUddenly proffeson Opion appeared throu the door looked and said "Oh Ron I see you are fixing your grades yeah good job! 50 points to Gryffindor! Aaaaa Gryfindors getting Horny finaly! Maybe youll win the hogwarts cup this year" Proffesor Opion patted Ron on the shoulder as Ron fell on the floor but Opion didnt notice and left the room. He saw chocolate pudding on the floor. "Oh No!! The chamber of secrets is opened again..... This is it! THe school is not safe anymore! THe Bassalisk is stealing chocolate pudding!!! Oh Shit! I think Harry took that super strongh drug Smokesummore gave him not to feel the pain when he defeated the bassalisk... It was so strongh it whiped out his memory ohh dear..." sais Opion and charged into Smokesummores office telling him everything. SmokeSumMore feet were on the table with a bandana on his head and Proffesor Ivedunemall was on him. "Hem Hem" interupted Opion as IveDunthemall got Off Smokesummore . Opion told them everything. "Oh Mannn!!! Im going to have to meet that Lukius Malpoy again!! His going to boss me around and stuff And tell me im banned off the Headmaster place!!" reacted SmokeSummore "But dont you worry about the children!! Their getting the Chocolate pudding stolen! If this goes on Hogwarts will have to shut down.." said Opion suddenly "Yaaa!! I was waiting for this moment I will finaly leave! I saved up money so me and Ivedunthe... I mean I could go to the Hawaii!!!!" said Smokesummore. Opion sighted and left the office. Next day news spread about the whole school. All the students were placed in big groups...Everybody was afraid.... In the DADA lesson harry raised his hand "Proffeasor what the sexy word in the world is the Chamber Of Secrets??" Opion sighted and said "Salat Splittherin hated chocolate and candy so he left hogwarts because all the other founders wanted chocolate. But he left behind a secret room where a monster who will STEAL CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!!" everybody gasped. More and More attacks were found.... While Raper was stealing everybodys chocolate but nobody found it it was him... They thought it was the monster inside the chamber of Toilets!!!
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crAZRick
I'm God here!
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~that's ok Syren, if you don't want to include my piece... I just always link stoners and sex, ever since having a girlfriend who was a crackhead ****.. maybe she was unique in that?
any way, I'll probably be banned from this forum before the week is out, so it was fun posting here while it lasted... ~
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