 |
| |
|
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
 Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
Lord Mechmoggy's Gentlemans Club
Aaahh, welcome gentlemen. Please do come in.
Now welcome to my gentlemens club, for you all to be even here means you've all reached your proffesional and social peak. If you'll please proceed over to there and we change you all so that you comply to our strict dress code.
In here you will find an assortment of different coloured paisley smoking jackets. On the left there, we have a variety of slippers. Mr.RC sir I've put your specially pre-ordered zip-up tartan booty slippers in a box on the side. On your way in, can each of you grab a pipe or cigar or a cigarette holder please. Now your all ready we can proceed into the lounge.
*Opens great big oak door*
As you can see we have 25 fires so each and every one of you can lean against the fireplace and talk about manly things. Brandy will be served at 12 O'Clock and again every 15 minutes there-after.
Enjoy. 
__________________
|
Nov 29th, 2001 10:36 AM |
|
|
| |
|
Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Lovely. 
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 01:07 PM |
|
|
| |
|
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
Isn't it.
__________________
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 01:18 PM |
|
|
| |
|
finti
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
sissy club
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 02:34 PM |
|
|
| |
|
queeq
Chaos
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Another bar, eh? Well, that's illegal. Only I can run a bar here and only finti can pour drinks. I'll let finti think of an appropriate punishment.
__________________
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 02:45 PM |
|
|
| |
|
Dim
Creativity
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
Gentlemen's club???...my my...and what about the girls?
__________________
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 02:47 PM |
|
|
| |
|
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Good point. he's even guilty of discrimination now. I'll let finti make up TWO punishments. 
__________________
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 02:49 PM |
|
|
| |
|
finti
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
plow snow through the entire Christmas holiday, outside queeqs establishment of course. And girls you are more than welcome into our fine and extremely cool bar.
Hands mech plowing equipment, you can use Yers and Tex for the hard and dirty work. aaahhhh three piss boys to torment
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 03:14 PM |
|
|
| |
|
Tex
Yumsz
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Tampa, FL, USA |
Gentlemans Club is another name for strip club in the US 
__________________
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 05:11 PM |
|
|
| |
|
mah
J-type 327 Nubian
 Gender: Male
Location: Florø, Norway |
finti said:
you can use Yers and Tex for the hard and dirty work
Texas said:
Gentlemans Club is another name for strip club in the US
hmm, whats the hard work on a strip club....maybe you should reconsider what you said finti 
__________________
Last edited by mah on Nov 29th, 2001 at 05:24 PM
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 05:17 PM |
|
|
| |
|
finti
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
someone always have to clean the toilets, and in a strip club.........say no more. So I reconsider nada
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 05:21 PM |
|
|
| |
|
Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
If I have reached my professional and social peak I want to shoot myself.
__________________
"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 06:45 PM |
|
|
| |
|
Tex
Yumsz
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Tampa, FL, USA |
So now this is a suicide shack?
Oh brother!!!
__________________
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 06:49 PM |
|
|
| |
|
ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male
Location: A bar in Minnesota |
*ToMacco pulls up in a bus loaded with people*
Where's the booze?
__________________
4 8 15 16 23 42
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 07:05 PM |
|
|
| |
|
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Not here. In the real bar.
So, another bar.... bad.
Women only.... very bad.
A strip club as well.... extremely bad.
I'm sure we're closing soon.
__________________
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 07:52 PM |
|
|
| |
|
Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
A proper Gentleman's club is not a bar, queeq.
__________________
"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 07:54 PM |
|
|
| |
|
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
And another reason to close it down, this strip joint.
__________________
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 08:03 PM |
|
|
| |
|
ToMacco
Mr. Orange
Gender: Male
Location: A bar in Minnesota |
Mech, I tried to open a place of my own. But queeq closed it down.
She's a punk who has a monopoly over the bar business here.
I'm gonna rob you're bar, queeq! 
__________________
4 8 15 16 23 42
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 08:07 PM |
|
|
| |
|
Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
And we're not in the States. In the UK they are nowhere near that interesting.
__________________
"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 08:08 PM |
|
|
| |
|
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
She????
But yes, being a mod has certain priviliges.
__________________
|
|
Nov 29th, 2001 08:12 PM |
|
|
| |
Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
|
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
|
|
Text-only version |
|
|
KMC Community Forums
