Ice man : Rogue, there is something i want to tell you ...
Rogue : What ?
Ice man : Well, in that last fight against pyro, something really important melted of ...
Rogue : No, not that ...
Ice man : I'm afraid so ...
Fan : What do you do when annoying fans bother you ?
Nightcrawler : I teleport away ...
Fan : Wow, that's so cool ... mister nightcrawler ? ... where did he go ?
Magneto: You homosexuals and your guns.
Policemen: Oh, be nice.
Bobby (to Jones): So... how good are you at switching to cable porn?
Wolverine: Can I be Superman?
Storm: No
Wolverine: Can I be Batman?
Storm: No
Wolverine: You were Catwoman.
Storm: DON"T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!
Phoenix: You would die for them?
Logan: Not for them. For you.
Phoenix: Really?
Logan: Yes, really. I love you.
Phoenix: Really?
Logan: With all my heart.
Phoenix: Really?
Logan: Screw it. (stabs her)
Phoenix : You would die for them ?
Wolverine : Propossibly ...
Phoenix : What does that mean ?
Wolverine : You'll never know, b!tch ! 'stabs her'
Phoenix : You would die for them ?
Wolverine : I'm the amazing wolverine !
Phoenix : I'm afraid that's the wrong intro, and it's already used.
Wolverine : -stabs her-
Phoenix: You would die for them?
Logan: Not for them. For you
Phoenix: Meh, Scott beat you to it
Logan: What?! *Logan gets his atoms teared apart*
Phoenix: That retard thought his healing factor was stronger then me. I feel like tacos
__________________ Blindfold: What does the pixie dust make then see?
Pixie: I have no idea, something awesome I bet
Gender: Female Location: Right behind you, with Bishop's gun
Xavier: My X-Men, I have the most startling of revelations to make..
[Stands up from wheelchair to rather unimpressed results.]
Wolverine: So what.. it's been done before
Xavier: But did I do this?
[Begins break-dancing about the mansion floor as Cerebro opens up to reveal a disco-ball that shines throughout the whole mansion. Dazzler starts up alightshow as Charles begins spinning on his head.]
Kurt to Logan: You just got served!!
__________________ "If we do not learn to live together, then we shall surely die apart."
Logan: oh yeah...yeah.ohhhhhhh...hmmm thats sooooo good...you dont know how long i have waited for this...i knew you always liked me... i'm...i'm ther...too late
colossus in camp voice: damn now i need to polish myself again!!!