Jury
Extreme Member
Gender: Male Location: From the Source
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Jury
This is good... but this must be placed in this thread:
Have some fun!
You guy's don't learn, huh.
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Jun 19th, 2006 07:32 AM
lordofwar
Senior Member
Gender: Location: Australia
Wolverine: Scott, I've wanted you for so long, I just didn't know how to express my feelings in a non-aggressive way.
Nightcrawler: (singing) I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-daaaa...
Professor X: (to Logan) And what do they call you? Claws?
Magneto (Lifting the Golden Gate bridge): WE SHALL PAAAASSSSSS!!!
Jun 19th, 2006 07:33 AM
Arcane
Dark Resurrection
Gender: Male Location: hidden
Colossus - "hey, i finally said a whole sentence, yay me"
Jubilee - "oh my god, me too, and they actually show me on screen"
Arclight - "I'm not a man "
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Blindfold: What does the pixie dust make then see?
Pixie: I have no idea, something awesome I bet
Jun 19th, 2006 09:33 AM
Arcane
Dark Resurrection
Gender: Male Location: hidden
just letting you know, that colossus's and jubilee's lines have been cut
sorry
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Pixie: I have no idea, something awesome I bet
Jun 19th, 2006 09:34 AM
SkinWalker
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haha thats funny funny $h!t
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Jun 19th, 2006 04:32 PM
NoFate007
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
Jason Stryker (to Xavier): I'll race you.
Storm: Where'd my accent go?
Gambit: *anything*
Cyke: What would you rather have, black leather instead of these kickass yellow tights?
(Wolverine goes up to Xavier for the first time): Lex? I mean, Charles?
(Anybody talking about that kid who changes tv stations): Do we really need this kid here? How is he going to ever help us out....ever?
"Here Kitty Kitty Kitty...who's my favorite pussy?" - ha that ones just wrong but funny still.
Jun 19th, 2006 05:39 PM
willRules
4 8 15 16 23 42
Gender: Male Location: LOST
Senator Kelly : "Why can't we all just be friends?
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Jun 19th, 2006 07:37 PM
FistOfThe North
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: United States, Earth
"Do you know who I am?! I'm Wolverine! Bit*h !"
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Jun 20th, 2006 02:06 AM
allofyousuckkk
Amazingly Awesome
Gender: Male Location: United States
Wolverine: It's so hard to deal with this!
Cyclops: I wish I knew how to quit you
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Jun 20th, 2006 02:15 AM
NoFate007
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The sad part is that a lot of the jokes we could make, they might actually put in something. They might make a reference to the Blue Man Group when Nightcrawler or Beast is around, or something else as ridiculous.
Jun 20th, 2006 08:11 AM
lordofwar
Senior Member
Gender: Location: Australia
Magneto: All humans and mutants are equal.
Magneto: Wolverine, I am your FATHER!!!
Wolverine: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rogue: Bobby, I'm pregnant!
Logan: Give me a hug, Scott!
Leech: There is no spoon...
Jun 20th, 2006 12:07 PM
Marko
Supreme Member
Gender: Male Location: In a better place.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sea King
i dont think will ever hear juggernaut say
IM THE JUGGERNAUT *****
i'm sure we did in the film
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Jun 20th, 2006 01:23 PM
roughrider
Thunderer
Gender: Male Location: Canada
Juggernaut( stops after breaking through a wall to ask a question): "Pardon me; do you have any grey pupon?"
Callisto: "Damn, I'm faster and hotter-looking than I used to be."
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Jun 20th, 2006 03:57 PM
NoFate007
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Storm: Damn, Callisto is faster and hotter than she used to be.
lol
Blob: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Xavier: You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up...
Logan: Na na na na na na na na Wolverine!
Artie: Hey this tongue is gonna make some lucky girl reeaally happy...hear that Jubilee?
TV Station Changing Kid: Oh no, Tivo! My archenemy!
Pyro: Hey at least I don't yell FLAME ON.
Rogue: SHAZAM!.............What?.......Don't blame a girl for trying.
(The only time we're hearing that is if we fast forward a few minutes after she and Drake hold hands...if you catch my drift lol)
Jean: Rosebud..
Jun 20th, 2006 05:44 PM
x-fetish
Member
Gender: Female Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lordofwar
Magneto: All humans and mutants are equal.
Magneto: Wolverine, I am your FATHER!!!
Wolverine: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rogue: Bobby, I'm pregnant!
Logan: Give me a hug, Scott!
Leech: There is no spoon...
rolling off the floor laughing my butt off!!!!!!!!!! still
Jun 20th, 2006 11:26 PM
Sweet Escape
Paparazzi
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I would kill to hear
Jubilee: Fell the wrath of the daughter of Bret Heart Motha ****a!!!
Jun 21st, 2006 12:56 AM
SkinWalker
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
NoFate007
very very funny
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Jun 21st, 2006 01:58 AM
lordofwar
Senior Member
Gender: Location: Australia
Wolverine (to Mystique): Let's see if you bleed blue.
Wolverine: Magneto's right, there's a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Storm: At least I've chosen a side.
Wolverine: Oh yeah? At least I wasn't in Catwoman!!!
Prof. X: Would you like a cigar, Logan?
Wolverine: No thanks, I don't smoke.
Prof. X: Can someone help me out of this wheel chair? I need to use the potty.
Logan: Professor, I think I have a crush on Scott.
Jun 21st, 2006 12:16 PM
Marko
Supreme Member
Gender: Male Location: In a better place.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lordofwar
Wolverine (to Mystique): Let's see if you bleed blue.
Wolverine: Magneto's right, there's a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Storm: At least I've chosen a side.
Wolverine: Oh yeah? At least I wasn't in Catwoman!!!
Prof. X: Would you like a cigar, Logan?
Wolverine: No thanks, I don't smoke.
Prof. X: Can someone help me out of this wheel chair? I need to use the potty.
Logan: Professor, I think I have a crush on Scott.
LMFAO i love the second one
Jones (the guy who changes channel: could someone pass the remote.
beast: (Coughing) sorry, hair ball.
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Jun 21st, 2006 12:20 PM
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