Harry: oh Voldy Voldy, how was I supposed to know?That something wan't right here?Oh pretty Voldy, I shouldn't have let you gooooooo, cuz now you're out of sight yeah.Show me how you want it tooo beee tell me BABY cuz I need to know now what becasuse, my lonliness is killin' me and IIII I must confess I lvoe you Vlody!
Voldemort: he does? SO ALL MY YERS OF SECRETLY LOVING HARRY WERE NOT A WASTE?! ::runs into Harry's arms::
Harry: I love you!Let's get married.
percy: That's great harry, I think I'll ditch Fudge and come be your best man!
Fred and George: you can't skip work, that's being troublesome!
rON: MUM, CAN i HAVE A PET SPIDER?
Mrs.Weasley: you know Harry, I never liked you. DIE!
Harry: okaaaay then.Draco, you're my new best friend.
Hermione: O.W.L's are coming up, and I think I'll kick it and smoke some weed this year. SSSSWWWWWW-HOO
Ron: Neville, when did harry Potter DVD get released?
Neville: November 23, 2004.Why?HEY! I remebered it exactly!
Crabbe: In spite of this cruel predicament that we have, and the fact thst everyone belives that me and my good fried Gregory are un-intelligent, we are actually very sophiscticated, in fact you're so behind that we're going to study you like Humans study monkeys for scientific reasons!
I have no clue if you guys will like those, but I just thought that they'd never say those things.
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
Gender: Female Location: high security padded solitary cell
Hermione: "I really meant to do it
I'm not sorry that I did,
I don't care what came over me
I am a horrid kid
So when I say Crookshanks there
Rather then defend her
I grabbed her by the furry tail
& shoved her in the blender."
Harry: "I shot the headmaster! But i did not shoot the one who musn't be named!"
Crabbe: "In light of recent events I'd like to congratulate Harry Potter for his outstanding performance in the recent anti-Voldermort actions. Thankyou Harry, for your courage & bravery!"
<<<heehee, I like this one!>>> Voldermort (to new Death Eaters): "Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?"
__________________ "Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"
Slytherin's official Mental Institution patient
Continued...
Harry: The Dursleys are SO much nicer than the Weasleys!
Ron: Hey, a big spider! Harry, check this out!
Neville: LET'S GET SOME! WOOOO!
Snape: THat was uncalled for, Potter. (sniffs heartily) you hurt my feelings. (Bursts into tears)
Dumbledore: Who cares about your scar, anyway?
McGonagall: Good news, you all. NO HOMEWORK TODAY!
Lupin- I hate you, James. SO MUCH!
Mrs.Weasley: Do tell me about your dress, Mrs. Dursley.
Mr. Weasley: You MUST come over for supper sometime, Lucius.
Draco Malfoy: Hey, Granger....want to go out sometime? I know a good place up in Hogsmeade.
Lucius Malfoy: Ah, Arthur. You are well, I hope?
Binns: PAR-TAY!!!!! COME ON!!!!
Dean: FOOTBALL SUCKS! QUIDDITCH IS BETTER!
Seamus: Irish are soooo gay.
Macnair: Awwwwwww. lookit the wee little Hippogriff. Isn't we so cute, now, eh?
& here's one for Unholy Cheese & other CAD comic fans! (time is set back a year mind u!)
Harry: "Wanna play some Half-Life 2 with me?"
Ron: "You don't HAVE Half-Life 2. Half-Life 2 isn't even OUT yet."
Harry: "Sure it is, I'm playing it right now."
Ron: "No you're not, you're just looking at porn"
Harry: "..."
Harry: "Good times"
__________________ "Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"
Slytherin's official Mental Institution patient
Lupin:'I know you`re all gelous at me for being a werewolf, but there`s only one part in the book and it`s mine baby, so get over it!'
Hermione:'To hell with house elves!'*grabs a bazooka*
Sirius:'Do you like my pet Dementor? Cute, ain`t he! I just couldn`t resist! Think I`m going to kiss him!'
Harry:'YAY! I`m the happiest kid in the world! I have no parents!'
or
Harry to Voldermort: 'Thank you so very much for killing my parents! My father was so stuck-up and my mother .... a half-blood!!! You won`t tell, right?'
Voldermort:'Why don`t I have such a cool scar on my forehead?? No fair!'*sobs*
Gender: Female Location: high security padded solitary cell
If u want something they would never say find a gay slash fanfic...that's my belief anyway, I'm not a fan of gay slash....but sorry to anyone who is a fan of them, I mean no offense.
__________________ "Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"
Slytherin's official Mental Institution patient
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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