...don't know if something like it has been said, but.
-Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
-Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there....
Steve Irwin: Crikey, have a look at this lil' beauty, this has to be the rarest snake in the world
Voldemort: I am no snake, I am LORD Voldemort
Steve Irwin: I'm gonna atempt to sneak up on him now and TACKLE him to the ground
Voldemort: You will do no such thi...AHHH
Steve Irwin: Quick Terry, get the rpes, I'm gonna bind his legs togeth...CRIKEY, Me ARM!!!!
Gender: Female Location: At a driveshaft concert... wohoo!!
Don't know if something like this has already been said... but-
Make him read hours and hours of horrible fanfic in which he and Dumbledor get together in the end.
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DMAG!! For all those who might need a little help...
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
[Harry]'Why? I thought Voldemort was supposed to be lying low, or are you telling me he's going to jump out from behind a dustbin to try and do me in?' >>