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The Inkeeper
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why is this forum in the superhero place

batman is NOT a superhero he is a rich idiot who has too big a house and a spandex kinky fighting suit
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also how cn no-1 find his hideout i mean the batcave is THE ONLY cave in gotham

and also if all the badguys call him by his human name why dont they look him up in the phonebook and send the mafia for him...or at least smash his batsignal so he wouldnt think there was a crime

anyother superhero would KILL him

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Exabyte
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I absolutely agree with that

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Jan 17th, 2004 06:32 PM

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Naz
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very true

Jan 17th, 2004 06:35 PM

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The Inkeeper
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we are so banned this is like my thrid bashing thread in twenty four hours stick out tongue

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yeah .... i Agree

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quote:
Originally posted by sauron
we are so banned this is like my thrid bashing thread in twenty four hours

Really, Dark Lord, how nasssty... but who cares... if its so true big grin

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Jan 17th, 2004 06:43 PM

Darth Jello
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i still like him, but what youjust said (plus better stories) is why I'm a daredevil fan

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The Inkeeper
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daredevil is just as bad some sexually deprived blind man in a leather kinky suit doing flips of buildings and punching people

ITS ALL a fluke hes blind...he probably thinks hes at ballet class

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Why are you here?

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Gregory
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I find the bit about any other superhero being able to kill him interesting, considering how many have tried and failed to beat him: Superman, Spawn, Azrael, Ragman, Nightwing, the Hulk, and Captain America, to name a few.

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Why are you here?

exactly what I was thinking

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The Inkeeper
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why am i here...well one night my dad saw this beautiful woman..called mam and well you should ask your parents for the rest stick out tongue

no im here because of a dare big grin

but still i think superman would kill batman....dont know how he didnt?

what happened i didnt know heros fought each other only had sporting comps such as superman vs flash big grin

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Batman is a frightening man. You would be scared of him.

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Godzilla2000
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I see the evil Dark Lords Melkor and Sauron stick together. Of course their evil is nothing compared to the evil of Minya.

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The Inkeeper
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so sauron and melkor..topgether are not as scary as minya??? wtf

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WHAT THE HELL?!!!!U ARE AN -WAIT,JUST DON'T BOTHER COMMING HERE!!!BATMAN DOESN'T NEED U!!!

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The Inkeeper
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ok punkyhermy you have no right to call me anti somthing

yes i have read your hermione emma watsoin threads!

and i wasnt anti batman,,,,,i just said how is he a hero...hes a human....in a leather suit...with gadgets.......hes james bond at a fancy dress party

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Re: Batman

quote:
Originally posted by sauron
why is this forum in the superhero place

batman is NOT a superhero he is a rich idiot who has too big a house and a spandex kinky fighting suit

also how cn no-1 find his hideout i mean the batcave is THE ONLY cave in gotham

and also if all the badguys call him by his human name why dont they look him up in the phonebook and send the mafia for him...or at least smash his batsignal so he wouldnt think there was a crime

anyother superhero would KILL him

Batman has beaten Superman and many other heavy hitters. He is not dead. Where does that leave your assertion that any other superhero would kill him? The badguys do not all call him by his civilian name, and the batsignal is a cinematic tribute to previous comics and other media-- not the only method of being alerted to a crime.
You're another one of these kids that seems to think the substance of a superhero is in his metahuman powers. When you grow up, you will either grow out of comics completely (the step many of us never took), or you'll understand what a hero is. He's a superhero because he is a hero who accomplishes feats equal to superpowered crime fighters.

Daredevil is one of the best characters in comics, and if he had sight, he wouldn't be unique and he's be another dime a dozen hero. I thought the way you did, back before 4th grade. Good luck to you.

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