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I wrote my own funny potc, i started from the beginning, and wrote as all the characters and made up my own lines! its soooo halarious!

enjoy!

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Elizabeth: Ohhh hey ho to the bottle i go, oh wait
wrong song there sass, ohh well jack my frack and
yiddle my do and sack a nack a poo, oh yo ho yo ho its
a zakan life for me, a ching the chang a chingity
chongs a...
Gibbs: ****! Dont whisper the ching words on this ship
Norrington: Ohh bings, that is all
Gibbs: well binxs my frinx, she was totally singing
the ching song, i am talking scare me twice, tis a
curse
Norrington: well curse my thirst!!
Gibbs: Oh harsh!!! It is bad luck to carry such a
sword, i mean...we dont want hobbits around
Elizabeth: actually i am such the hobbit, frodo is the
name
Norrington: Ohhh are...you..are you the shire folk?
Ohh small ass's, i am talking drink that rum and call
it a day
Govenor Swann: Ohhh heard that! Consider you such a
orc folk! I am talking leave the hobbit alone, shes
only a shire
Norrington: Ohh well sorry for the freak lags
Elizabeth: you better be chang!
Govenor Swann: Ohh shut it small ass!
Elizabeth: Oh my gosh! Its...its....roberta! OH MY
GOSH BEACH WHALE! BEACH WHALE!
Norrington: Oh my gosh! GIRLS! DOWN! Give us our
clothes...i mean..eh...MAN OVERBOARD! Ohh hit thy
head!
Gibbs: Oh my gosh, isnt that the biggest dildo you
have ever seen?
Govenor Swann: What the bilbo baggins?
Norrington: Its the wormers, they have bombed us with
their big bookies!
Gibbs: Ohhh give us our clothes back dangit!
Govenor Swann: Oh thats it shark at-tack!!!!
Norrington: shut it zakan lovers! I am talking get the
attention of the bahooties!
Sailor: DEAR BAHOOTAH!
Govenor Swann: elizabeth, i want you to find out if
hes a shire, i mean, a hobbit, i mean suck his chang,
ohh well make me proud
Elizabeth: Ohh just might, i sense rapage! Ohh! *will
grabs her arm* Ohhh dont touch me there sass! Its
okay, my name is frodo and im a baggins
Will: well i sense total rapage...*pass out*
Elizabeth: Oh crap, caught me! ZAKAN! Ohh whats this?
whats this? ohhh...what a big dildie! Ohh must take it
Norrington: has the ching chong zakaned the changs?
Elizabeth: Ohh no but i just totally raped his ass
Norrington: hey chings you heard the woman, she got
ass! OHHH GO HER!
Elizabeth: HEARD THAT!
Govenor Swann: Hey ching! are you...are you zah kay
naying?
Elizabeth: Ohh..um..YEOUCH..sure am
Govenor Swann: Oh having sex again arent we? I totally
have a ching for you
Elizabeth: Ohh its..its sting! BLESSED!
Govenor Swann: Ohh sure is, and a dress...come on now
arwen, try it on for me
Elizabeth: Ohhh meeting in rivendell?
Govenor Swann: Ohhhhh it isnt..actually its the zah
kay nay, you dig? I wanted you to look sexy for the
commodore
Elizabeth: I agree!
Govenor Swann: actually..the commodore wants to make
you his whore
Elizabeth: HEARD THAT!
Govenor Swann: ohh heard it twice and called it a
thrill and heard it thrice to spill the nill, well
hows it coming?
Elizabeth: Ohh! the spirit fingers are great!
Govenor Swann: Ohh they sure are! I am talking sparky
ring a bell?
Elizabeth: well sparky must of liked it twice!
Servant: Ohh legolas is here!
Govenor Swann: Ohh perfect elf ass
*Will thinking*- Ohh well this is shiny, hows the
hair? okay great! *breaks off* Ohhh what am i a goonie
to break of a dickie! Ohhh! *servants walks by* ohh
hide it
Servant: SAW THAT!
Will: see this! *gives him the middle finger*
Govenor Swann: Oh! I so saw that, so how are you
bicky!
Will: I so have the dickie, heres the lotherian
sword..from LOTHERIAN! ohh! kinky..meow
Govenor Swann: Okay..dont do that barney
Will: my name isnt barney sparky...ohh well the sword
was made by gaderial the elven..um..king? oh woops i
mean queen, yes, she likes it, watch me flip it *flips
it and falls* *keeps flipping and falling* Umm..stupid
elf
Govenor Swann: Oh well too kinky for my eyes, but i am
proud to be the zakan
Will: Ohh well proud it! Look at me smile..haaaaa i
must not be serious
Elizabeth *thinking*: Okay..walk down these stairs and
dont fall on your face....OH MASE!
Govenor Swann: and there is my kinky daughter, who
likes it with a shoe
Elizabeth: ignoring comment...ZAKAN! ohh its so nice
to ching with you..i mean..chang i mean...how about a
yell
Will: Ohhh well......KINKY ohh!
Govenor Swann: HEY! shes my *****!
Elizabeth: About the chings and the chongs?
Will: Oh well agreeing it
Elizabeth: I need to see a standing back muck tuck
Will: Ohhh standard procedure, must understand!
Govenor Swann: dont go all bring it on, on us you
zing!! come elizabeth..tis a time for sucking
Elizabeth: thats right..NO SUCKING FOR YOU TURNER!
Will: ohh that was harsh.....(pause) telling you!
Jack *thinking*: Ohh well look at me, i am so pretty
on a boat, ohhh! Ohhh i have so much mascara on i must
be a ching, ohh! BEACH WHALE! I am so wobbly i must be
drunk *looks down* OH MY GAWD! attack of jaws! MUST
GET HIM OUT! Out of the boat fishy!!! Oh my gawd, its
the bahootah master! *looks up* "Local teacher sucked"
Ohhh well...poor roberta..a zakan...a ching! ohh
salute this!
People on the side *thinking*: Ohh well pour me a
bucket of chicken, its hot, its sweaty and eww lamb
chow, oh my gosh a floating 1-800 number...OH!its jack
sparrow! Ohhh what a marrow...eww hair stains!
Jack *thinking again* Ohh sinkage! SINKAGE! Ohh nooo
the jaws master, i must get unto the dock! And a
step...two...three...ohh getting the hang of this
Harbormaster: OHHH IVE GOT THE DOOR TORE!!
Jack: *turns around* HEARD THAT!! Well...how about...a
ching...a zah kay nay my ass okay?
Harbormaster: Ohhhh I AGREE! its agreed!
Jack: Ohhh AGREED! And im gonna take this...and shove
it up my rear, OH EXCITED!
Soldier 1: Ohh present the sword of aragorn!!
Norrington *thinking*: Ohh turn two three four, look
at me im a natural, i am such a aragorn
Elizabeth *thinking*: Oh good gawd could this arwen
costume be any tighter? FOR THE LOVE OF PORKY THE
****!
Jack *thinking*: watch this..i am going to just walk
on by like a total ching
Murtdogg: HEY TWINKIE!!
Jack: Oh shit..
Murtdogg: this place is only for orcs
Jack: well orc my thorc, i swear it twice, i am a orc,
look at me! PRETTY IN ORC!
Murtdogg: YOU ARE SO NO ORC! your more like a douron!
Jack: Ohhh harsh! thats it..i am so out of this
place..total hurtage of feelings!
Murtdogg: Ohh well cry me the biggest river ever,
SASS!

well thats what i have so far, im continuing it when i get home!!! hahahahahahahaa its really funny

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