Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
NO Hairy backs
NO Greasiness - It's really NOT that hard to wash every now and again guys..... though the wet look is attractive, it must be water or gel
NO Conjoined eyebrows - Monobrow = Minger
NO rug chests - Austin Powers, yeah baby yeah........
NO spotty backs -
NO spotty fronts - ^Ditto^
NO ugly repulsive feet - Ugly feet can be ignored, I don't do feet anyway
NO shitty hairdos - Be original, but not messy.....
NO dodgy facial hair, ie nose, ears (all other facial hair is mmm) - Side-burns, goatees, Craig David Style all ok......
NO yellow teeth - Follow Lance's lead
NO disgusting lips - Try Blistex, it's the bomb
NO sparrow legs - Yup......
NO bad breath - Uh, toothpaste, toothbrush, mouthwash etc........
NO scary staring pervy eyes - Ogling, leering, letching = gross, don't do it.......
NO gorilla arms - Strong, hairy fore-arms are sexy, but not hairy shoulders and the like, once again .
NO flab - Some squidge is cute, but don't let it get out of control
NO beer guts - Women are the only ones who can look attractively pregnant, so beer guts ARE a no-no ((though I know a guy who really does look pregnant from alcohol, and he got a tattoo round his belly-button saying "Who's your daddy?"!!!!))
NO black/yellow toe nails -
NO bod fingers - Lil???
NO mucky necks - "Wash behind your ears guys"!
NO ass hair (or any other inappropriate disgusting hair) - Meaning all of the above hairy no-nos......
NO waxy ears - GROSS!!!!
NO snot faces - For F*ck's Sake carry a hankie, it's not pretty......
i have you know the only thing i have on the list is arse hair, not alot and you can't see it because i have blond hair.
My girlfriend doesn't mind my Arse hair apperently is feels nice smooth or something
__________________ With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.These words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie -- as awisdom, and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.
"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.-----Sir Winston Churchill
hey i am not Ashamed of my body
I dont mind talking about it
__________________ With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.These words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie -- as awisdom, and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.
"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.-----Sir Winston Churchill
__________________ With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.These words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie -- as awisdom, and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.
"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.-----Sir Winston Churchill
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they must like cheese pies
Feb 28th, 2004 02:58 PM
Lil???
