Now, b/f u start bashing, some other guy said this. Here's the link: Url removed
There's one just like this in the Matrix forum. Here's is my rebutal. Feel free to add your own response.
1. No student is force to read the novalization. The actual book is much better.
2. Dude, LotR is a three part book, therefore a 3 part movie. No greed here.
3. The black line are if u don't have wide screen
4. Which human member. I didn't notice anything
5. 6 tennis shoes,so what?
6. Orce were came up by Tolkein many years b/f Blizzard. Blizzard orce look nothing like Tlokein orcs
7. Black symbolizes evil. Everything evil in all cultures is usually black. It's not racist.
8. Yeah it does. It shrunck with Isidur, then Frodo. It changes shape so the holder can wear it.
9. You can't fight evil without a war. The battle scene only made up a small part of the story.
10. First of all, they had no horses. Second, the eagle weren't available.
11. NA
12. Only Frodo got stabbed once, and he wasn't ok. They other Hobbits were not stabbed, so they were fine.
13. She didn't defeat them, only out rode them and used a magic spell agianst them. Beisdes, Glorfindol save Frodo in the book.
14. What scene are u talking about. Boromir was very strong and was able to fend them, off b/f he died.
15. His smoke was magicly enhanced. It could defy gravity.
16. Gandalf came back because the Valar spared him, i think. TTT wasn't "slapped" togehter, noob
17. Two words: Magic rings. They can do anything.
18. Gandalf used a spell that made himself immune to the BALROG's fire. Get your names straight.
19. B/c there's no story after that. That's only a set-up scene.
20. Saruman is powerful enough to use ywo, but WTF is yout point?
21. The ring came to him. He was meant to find it.
22. This is the only good point, but it's pointless. In the book, it says that he needs more arrows.
23. Wow! Who gives a f*ck? Usless reason.
24. Gollum was created way b/f starwars. In fact SW copied Gollum in a way.
25. Elves gay? WTF are u smoking?
26. These are Tolkien elves, not Santa's elves. HGet your myths straight.
27-36. All of these are based on a book that came out way b/f any of his reason. Does he even realize that there was book b/f the movie?
37. Stupid, fat, Hobbit. Who cares?
38. Yeah, it is. Trying being in love. You'll do anything for your true love.
39. WTF? So, elves have long hair. They're not hippies. They fought manywars.
40. Yes, we need the mine scene. Yes we needed Helm's Deep. It's a long book, it's a long movie.
41. ?????????
42. There are not too many charatures to keep track of. Try the Sil. There's hundreds.
43. Rocks were being thrown at the water, not at the creature.
44. Hobbits have thick feet. Natual shoes. Read the book. It's in there/
45-48 WTF? WTF? WTF? No, they couldn't have.
49. Why would there be funky music. It's an epic tale, not some rap crap story.
50. We have plenty of good reason to see RotK. it's a goddamn book.
So, as we can see, this "Doc" needs a beat down, fast. He trashed the Matrix and he trashed LotR. You cannot trash two of the greatest trilogies ever and live to tell the tale. Come and join me in my response.
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Last edited by Kitoky on Apr 15th, 2004 at 08:16 PM
im jua gona say...its based on a book with magic n stuf in it....therefor anythin is possible...just because we aren't able to do it in this world dusnt meen that fictional characters in a fictional world can't do it....this is stupid it's a story anything can happen....how do you even know they had the same elements and things in their world...
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People keep disappearing and reappearing lol
Why should he do that? Does anyone else have a repsonse like mine. There more to thsi website that u know. I say shut down the website. He has NO idea what he's talking about.
Will you people use some sense? I posted this a while back. It is NOT GENUINE. It is a SPOOF. It is taking the piss out of people who criticise Lord of the Rings. Just read it with some sense, will you? It is SO obviously not genuine, and the apology to fans is hysterical!
I think there is becoming a serious common sense black hole around in some areas.
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Sorry i started it, but it is funny. Some parts are just plain weird. Whoever did this has WAY too much time on their hands. I can understand doing 10 for a laugh, but coming up with 50 is a bit too much, since some repeat. Like I said b/f, i this is fun, but it's more fun to come up with a rebutal. Shows understanding.
Way too much time on his hands? What, you mean like EVERYONE here? The people (it is a group effort) who created it are just fans who spend a lot of time on-line, like us. And they happened to create this rather smart satire.
I recommend people check the site and both read the one they removed due to it being 'corrected', anf their apology (the apology is taking the piss out of people who thought this was true)
Mind you, they are VERY nasty to people who think it is all true on their forums. Their forums are very adult also. But even so... I still can't quite work out how anyone could think it is real. It is all done with such attention to detail, also!
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