I think I already did this joke, although with a different character. I suppose Jesus would win, but I don't know what Marvel's stand on Christian theology is.
I also think that I'm going to go and sulk that people laughed at your thread but not mine.
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Hahaha, nice thread. I'm going to give this one to Apoc, he's more powerful. But if he's smart, he is not going to mess with Jesus, because his father could get angry .
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that's not off topic at all....That's just god damn hilarious.
i stopped watching south park for about a year, and one night i was at home alone so i decided to watch it. OMG i feel in love with that show all over again. it was beyond funny.
Great match spider-venom. Apocalypse is supposedly invulnerable, while Jesus Christ can perform mircales. Since Apocalypse is a job and always will be, he'll never win - especially against someone like Jesus. However, I'll give this to Apocalypse anyhow - he needs a win against an uber-baddass powerhouse. And who's more of an uber-badass than Jesus.
lol Apocolypse as there never was and there never will be a Jesus figure. The bible is just a family story book passed down by thousands of generations.... its the truth.
hmm... i think a greater match would be apocalypse vs. archangel michael. not the DC michael but the biblical version of angel michael. he's supposed to be close to 9 feet tall and travel at extremely fast speeds (almost omnipresent). heavily muscled, and radiates the power of GOD.
Euhm, I know this is off topic, but I still feel like I have to correct you : Jesus HAS existed, that's a fact. He has been mentioned in old (Roman) reports/letters.
Another thing: the bible has not been passed down by thousands of generations. All the generations were long long dead when the first Bible appeared. And it wasn't thousands of generations, at most 50-60.
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k 1st....No religious talks.
2nd there is no proof that Jesus was anything other than a man. His "miracles" on the bible cannont be proved so they should be considered a LIE until proof can be found.
Lastly....No religious talks....it's in the Forum Rules.
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