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PsychoFreeak
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ME 2.........but i juss luv reading these!!!!! LOL
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May 17th, 2004 02:04 PM |
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SimoneDepp
But why's the rum gone?
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don't you write jdg?
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May 17th, 2004 06:15 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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No she dont
Will walks off on Jack
"WEIRDO"
"SHUT UP WHELP!!!!"
"Ok then"
Will walks around boredly! Then starts dancing 2 gay music!!!!
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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May 17th, 2004 11:15 PM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
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Suddenly a Pirate yells 'Man over board!' A small raft of an odd shape can be seen gradually floating nearer. Will & Jack are brought back to the railing where they were previously. Suddenly Jack starts laughing hysterically. With eyes accustom to conditions out at sea, Jack can make out the "raft" bafore Will can. When the "Raft" comes into view of Will he starts mumbling, covers his mouth & runs off (he goes below deck & attempts to bite anyone who comes down there). Jack looks back at the "Raft", "Leave it in the sea boys." He announces to his crew, then goes back to his cabin. The crew of the Black Pearl (+ Bo'sun) watched as the stinking decaying body of the late Elizabeth Swann floats by. Bo'sun grunts, then goes off to find something more interesting. The crew get back to their duties. Un-be-known to the pirates a mad & mishappened Monkey by the name of Jack crawls up the side of the ship & disappears into the woodworks.
<a few weeks later>
Jack is complainng to anyone who would listen that things were slowing down. A pirate walks up to him to stop his whinging, "Look, things wouldn't BE slow if the pirates weren't DISAPPEARING in their sleep!" Jack looks at him wierdly, "Huh? Did they go to NeverLand?" The other pirate looks annoyed "NO! They just disappear! With naught but the screeches of the night to say what has happened." At that moment screaming can be heard from Will's 'quarters' below deck. The famished man comes running up onto deck. He looks ragged & half eaten. He runs up to Jack & grabs his shirt, yelling "JACK! MONKEY! JACK MONKEY! ARRRGH EATEN BY JACK MONKEY! EEK! ARRGH HELP JACK MONKEY!!!"
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May 18th, 2004 11:56 AM |
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Machete_Guy
Another Basterd
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.................................holly...
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May 18th, 2004 11:59 AM |
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SimoneDepp
But why's the rum gone?
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hahaha
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May 18th, 2004 04:55 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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Jack: Riiiight
*hits crazed pirate over the head and he falls 2 the ground*
Now who has a better bloody excuse than that!!!
Just then Will comes up on deck screaming like a girl.
Will: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jack: *he sounds like Elizabeth*
Will faints and lands next to the unconcouse pirate. All the other pirates give them a weird look then Gibbs go's over 2 Jack
Gibbs: I think ye might wanna take a look below deck> U know just in case. It might be bad luck if we dont!!
Jack: Would u bloody shut up with all ur bloody bad luck man. *sighing Jack goes below deck*.....................
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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May 19th, 2004 10:27 AM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
Gender: Female
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....Rasping huffs can be heard in a dark corner of the ships belly. Jack walks in & announces to Gibbs That there is NOTHING down there. But that was before Jack. Jack the Monkey launches himself at Jack from the darkness. His screeching can be heard all over the ship. Jack (the Pirate) runs on deck screaming. (Gibbs:*He sounds like Elizabeth*). Just as everyone has ran to the railing to get away from the Cannibalistic Monkey a small house falls onto deck. THUD! A man, with a chainsaw for a hand walks out of the house & annouces "I'm Ash!" Jack walks up to Ash & says "Good for you." Then looks past him at the house. A pair of hairy legs with red stilleto shoes on can be seen sticking out from underneath. Ash turns to see what Jack is looking at, pionting at the legs he asks, "What the hell is that??" Jack looks at him "The Monkey." & shrugs. Ash looks disappointed, "No Evil Dead then?" Jack laughs, "Nah, we delt with them last movie!". "Oh, OK." Ash continues to look slightly lost.......
<<A bit off-topic, but I couldn't help it....It's right up yer alley Machete_Guy!!>>
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May 19th, 2004 11:16 AM |
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~FreAk'n*WeiRd~
The lies are out there
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Hmmmmmm.......*sticks nose in air* Not writing anymore chained story's.......jussssst reading....!!!!
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May 19th, 2004 11:27 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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LOL Love it Joscail
Jack is now slightley annoyed that he has a house on his beloved ship and yet another bloody crew memeber so he goes of 2 his cabin 2 get drunk!
Will: (awake now) Hey U ash U didnt pick up a dead corpse on the way here did ye??? Err How did u get here??
Gibbs walks inside house and looks around.
Gibbs: This HAS 2 b bad luck
Gibbs walks into the bedroom 2 find his err Granny in the bed!!
Gibbs: Err Granny Y R U so hairy??
Granny: What??
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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May 19th, 2004 11:27 AM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
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Granny: You're meant to have a red cloak on! Imposter!
Gibbs: What? What cloak? What are ye--
He was cut off by a thumping noise down the chimny. A furry green man comes down the chimny dressed in a red & white suit
Green Man: HO HO I am The Grinch, here to steal Christm--HUH? Where's the tree? Where's the presents?
Granny: AH, Little Red Riding Hood! You have made it here to see your sick Grandmother at last!
Gibbs: (to Grinch) Who are you
The Grinch: (to Gibbs) I told you, the G-R-I-N-C-H: Grinch! (to Granny) Who is this Red Riding Hood?
At that moment Ash comes back in the house. With a roar he swings his chainsaw & cuts the Grinches head off.....
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"Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"
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May 19th, 2004 11:49 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH says ASH
Gibbs runs from house screaming like a girl
Will thinks He sounds like elizabeth and starts crying WA WA WA
Jack comes out of his cabin completely drunk
Jack: What the bloody hell *looks around* I must b drunk *goes back in cabin*
Ash comes running out carring the grinches head.
Ash: Muahahahahahahahahaha
Grinch: Oh come on u really call that killing some1 yikes I could do better with a plastic spoon than u with ur bloody chainsaw
Ash looks confused and throws the head overboard. His head lands on Elizabeths body and Will cries even louder then they all hear Jack yell
SHUT UP U BLOODY WHELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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May 19th, 2004 11:54 AM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
Gender: Female
Location: high security padded solitary cell |
Suddenly out of nowhere a glowing angel/fairy appears. She removes the red shoes from JtM's feet (which start twitching) Then puts them on Jack's feet.
Angel/Fairy: (to Jack) You have the magic slippers now Jack (smiling) You can complete your journey, just follow the yellow brick road. (She starts to fade) oh & click your heels together to go home.
Jack looks at his feet, he takes a few cautious steps. Then starts strutting!
Jack: Oh, look! They are just soooo becoming on me. They match my bandana perfectly! If only Elizabeth was here to see this!
(From the side of the ship): I AM HERE!
The stinking rotting corpes of Elizabeth hauls itself on board.
Elizabeth: & I'll have those shoes if you don't mind.
She starts hobbling towards Jack.
Jack: NO! AHHHHHHH! MY SHOES!
He runs to the other side of the ship. Ash swings his chainsaw up
Ash: Finally, a corpse to kill!!
Will: NOOOOOOO
He runs & pushes Elizabeth's corpse out of the way, taking the full brunt of the blow. His head rolls across the deck.
Ash: Damn, oh well.
He beheads Elizabeth then throws the corpse over board. Turning to do the same to Will's corpse he notices it is missing. Next thing he & Jack no a horse trots out of...of...somewhere, & walks to the middle of the deck. Will is riding the horse, with his head under his arm.
Will's head: I am the HEADLESS HORSEMAN!!!! I come for your heads!
He rides past gibbs, chopping his head off on the way, he then gallops the horse into the house that is still sitting on deck. He has taken Gibbs head with him. Will & Granny stick up conversation.
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May 19th, 2004 12:17 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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Jack: WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Will: Muahahahahahahahahaha *comes flying down the deck on his horse called Donkey and chopps off Marty's head*
Jack Arrgh Bloody Whelp stop killing off me crew *shoots will*
Will: Owwwwww *starts crying* I want my MUMMY
Wills mummy comes out from nowhere!!!
Will: OMG!!! Hmmm I want my DADDY
A very dead looking Bootstraps appears next 2 wills mum. Jack faints from shock!!
Will: Yay Im headless and magical. I want my Elizabeth!!
Elizabeths corpse appears on deck.................
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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May 20th, 2004 10:00 AM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
Gender: Female
Location: high security padded solitary cell |
NA NA nanana naa naa, nanana NA... In a galaxy far far away A fingure dressed in white clothes jumps onto the deck of the Black Pearl from...somewhere & swings his lightsaber: "I am Luke Skywalker, & I'm here to defeat the darkside!!"
Jack: GET OFF MY SHIP!!! NOW!!! THE LOT OF YOU!!!!
A Pirate starts walking to the row boats.
Jack: NOT YOU!! NOT THE PIRATES!!!
Bo'sun stops & stays aswell
Jack: NOOO YOU (points at Bo'sun) OFF GET OFF GET OFF
Everyone stops moving.
Luke: (Looking at Jack & raising the Lightsaber) You are taken by the Dark side! I MUST destroy you!
Jack: How'd do you mean??
Luke: (stops & points at Jack's feet) No-one who isn't taken by the Dark SDide would wear shoes THAT out of sinc with the rest of their outfit.
Jack: Oh? They go fine! They become me very much! How dare ye say that!! Atleast I'm not wearing such nuetral colours! & white gets SOO dirty, it's hell on the wrists trying to scrubb the stains out.
An aging man walks up to Jack from...somewhere & hands him a funny plastic bottle.
Man: The new NapiSan Wonder White! Removes stains & leaves your whites looking as good as new. Just pour some on the stained area & put it in with the rest of your washing! Your whites will be whiter!.
The man disappears.
Jack looks confused then hands the bottle to Will's mother. She looks absolutely thrilled to have such a product & immediatly leaves to go put a white load in the washing machine.
Luke: What you're wearing is DREADFUL!!! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned in 6 months!
Jack: WHAT?!?! How offensive, these clothes haven't been washed for OVER A YEAR!!! six month INDEED?!?!?!?!
Luke: My outfit is better!
Jack: NAH
Luke: YEA
Jack: NAH
Luke: YEA
Jack: NAH
Luke: YEA
Jack: NAH
Luke: YEA
Jack: NAH
Luke: YEA
Jack: NAH
Luke: YEA
Jack: NAH
Luke: YEA
Jack: NAH
Luke: YEA
Jack: NAH
Luke: YEA
The arguement (if that's what you can call it) was then stopped by the squeak of an aquatic animal just off the Port side. Everyone one moves to the left railing & looks over. A boy on the back of a killer whale with a bent dorsal fin is waving up at them.
Jack: What the hell is wrong here? Why me? Why now? Why me??????
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Last edited by Joscail on May 21st, 2004 at 01:52 AM
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May 21st, 2004 01:49 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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Little girl appears next 2 Jack
Girl: Fishy Fishy Fishy Im a parana!!! *runs around and eats Luke*
Wills mum:*comes out with white clothes and makes every1 change*
Jack: NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO Keep away from me..........
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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May 21st, 2004 05:59 AM |
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Machete_Guy
Another Basterd
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LOL this is hell funny
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May 21st, 2004 11:41 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
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Yep arnt me and Jos smart
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May 21st, 2004 11:44 AM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
Gender: Female
Location: high security padded solitary cell |
Next thing they now, Jack, Will & his Mother, Elizabeth's corpes, Ash, Luke Skywalker & Granny all disappear in blue light, then reappear in some highly advance (technology wise) room somewhere. They were on a rasies plateform, brightly lit. Two women & 2 men, all wearing uniforms, were in the room. One of the women stood behind a comsole of some description on the other side of the room directly opposite to them. The rest stood before Jack & the others. the other woman, destinguishe from the rest because of red on her uniform, where others had yellow, spoke:
I am Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation Starship Voyager. Sorry if we have caused you any form of alarm
<Criket noises can be heard>
Captain Janeway: (looking at Will & Elizabeth's corpes, then at a black man with pointy ears) Tuvok, escort those man (indicating Will & Luke) to the sick bay, see what the doctor can do for his...predicament. (to the woman at the console) Ensign, transport that body to the morgue. (turning back to Jack, Ash, Will's Mother & Granny) Now, If you'd please follow me, I'll take you to a more comfortable place to talk.
They were taken to a room with a talbe in the centre. Everyone sat down.
Jack: Where are we??? (He looked out the window, which had nothing but Space & Stars outside.
Captain Janeway: I told you, the Starship Voyager. During some scans we discovered a lot of interuption with the time-space continuum, we pulled some of you out of there berfore you all died.
Ash: oh? ok? Where is the ship exactly then?
Captain Janeway: In the Delta Quadrant. (<blank looks> ) In space.
<More blank Looks.>
A voice, coming from seemingly nowhere says: Sickbay to the Captain, could you please switch to the medical emergy program.
A man appears in a picture on the wall, he is moving...Granny gasps, Will's Mother faints, & Jack & Ash don't know what to do.
Man on wall: Captain, the men that you brought aboard earlier are well, with all their body parts back on & functioning. Lieutenant Tuvok is escorting them to you now.
Captain Janeway: Alright.
The picture disappears. Then The man from the room they were originally in walks in with Luke & Will following, they were both rubbing their necks.
<<Yes, we are smart, all this story has been written by us two, except the first bit by Peaches & 1 bit by J#1!>>
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May 21st, 2004 01:47 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
<Yes we ssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo smart HE HE>
Luke: Well this place feels a little more like home
Jack & Will give Luke a funny look then 2 people come walking in holding FBI badgers. 1 a man the other a woman
Man: Im agebt Mulder and this is *points 2 woman* Agent Scully. We have reson 2 belive that U R holding Alien life forms on this err ship!
Captain Jainway nods 2 2 men and they drag Agent Mulder and Scully from the room with Mulder still yelling
Mulder: The Truth is out there!!!!!
Jack: Ok!!! Im getting out of here now!!
Jack leves room and Will just stands and stares not knowing what 2 do next!!
<LOL Js#1 will b happy she loves X Files HE HE>
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