I love the Offspring! I can sit here and sing the whole song of pretty fly if you would like.
__________________ There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.
Heres one part of weird alls star wars song that you guys didnt get, not much though.
Can you believe that he's hitting on the queen
when he's only nine
and the queen's fourteen
__________________ There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.
I've memorized Star Wars Gangsta Rap, and I've remembered a few parts of Gangsta Rap #2. Here's Gangsta Rap #1:
It's not the East or the West side
No it's not!
It's not the North or the South side
No it's not!
It's the Dark-side
You are correct!
Confrontin the Empire...
To all you Vader-haters out there
We'll blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my Master?
It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after
If he could be turned to the Dark-side
Yes, he'd be a powerful ally
Another Dark Jedi...
He will join us or die!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
And ya know that we got it
Death Star!
And ya know that we got it
Death Star!
Luke...
Get your ass over here boy!
Stop monkeyin around with that damned landspeeder!
Where are those two droids I asked you to clean?
Did you clean your room?
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids, can I go to the Tosche Station?
I've gotta lay away on a power converter
But now you're treatin me like a scruffy nerfherder!
Luke...use the Force and run!
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
Luke...use the Force and run!
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
I'm Yoda, I'm a ???
I ??? and ???, I thought I told ya
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the X-Wing rise
Yoda, why ya being a player hater
You know I still must confront Lord Vader!
But Luke, not ready are you!
But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin my crew!
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do
So now Vader, I'm comin for you!
Impressive, now release your anger!
You must have sensed that your friends were in danger!
Owww! Why'd ya slice off my hand?
It is imperative that you understand
Obi-Wan would never bother
To tell the truth about your father
He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
There is something I must reveal then
I'm your father, I'm your father!
I'm your father, I'm your father!
I'm your father, I'm your father!
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out!
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out!
Knock him out the box Luke!
Here's the beginning section of Gangsta Rap #2. Beware of foul language and a spot of sexual content:
Sir, this is Admiral Biotch reporting from the bridge
The stormtroopers have gone on strike
And I have no idea how to deal with this type of shit
Who should I call for help?
It's the V-to-the-A-to-the-D-E-R, Vader!
Reconstructin the Death Star!
In his black sleek suit,
F***in you up no matter who you are!
Oh shit! Yoda on the scene
900 you'll be
Smokin Dagobah green!
I got b****es on my tip
That beats Lando the ******!
Na, your just jealous 'cause my black dick's slicker!
*Chewie growls*
Yeah, I was telling Chewie that the other night
I had Leia all drunk
Shut the f*** up man, Leia's my sister!
Luke...
Use the Force before...
Intercourse...
But Luke!
Just remember that all girls are b****es and wh***s!
Give me a robe,
I've got the Force, you see.
For Master Yoda, I'll strive.
I'm just a fool who wants to be a Jedi Knight
To keep the Jedi alive!
My father turned evil.
My uncle and aunt-
I saw them fried at their place.
But give me an X-wing
'Cause I've got the will
To blast off into deep space!
I'll take the long fights,
Unbeatable odds,
Losing my hand to some a**hole.
If it takes all that,
To be one with the Force,
Well, I'm gonna be a Lightsaber Man!
Tell me to let go
And trust in the Force.
Off my computer goes, Ben.
This is my last time flying down a Death Star trench.
So, if I'm not shot...
I'll take the long fights,
Unspeakable truths,
Taking those long deadly falls!
As long as - I get
A mechanical hand,
Well, I'm gonna be a Lightsaber Ma-a-an,
Keeping my mind off of Leia now,
'Cause Obi-wan: he seems to have something to say!
Palpatine!
Can he be all I fear he is?
I close my eyes
And lightning is toasting my hair!
(Guitar solo)
Ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh yeah!
I'll take the long fights.
Electrical shocks!
Watching the Emperor fa-a-alll!
I'll do that
To make up with my dad,
And I'm gonna be a lightsaber maaaaannn.
I'll take the long nights
Without any broads!
Partying down with the Ewoks!
But then I'll - See Dad
Back with Yoda and Ben!
So, I'm gonna have a lightsaber -
Had to BUILD a lightsaber -
But it's MY OWN lightsaber, man!
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