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Spidervlad
Renegade of Funk
Gender: Male Location: United States |
Suddenly all the bananas team up and make a wall around the group and send in Salty Pickles to start raining from the sky on everybody...
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Jul 17th, 2004 05:56 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: IN MY BRAIN |
and every1 EEKS and run to the supermarlet that sells everything apart from rain coats and rat poison
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Jul 17th, 2004 11:07 AM |
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Darth Revan
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Jonny remembered something his grandmother had once told him. Something about how to repel evil... He stuck his hand up in the air towards the pickles, his two middle fingers folded down and held in place with his thumb. The bananas, who were busy dancing, were very confused by this. "What? Rock on?", they shouted. So, one of them got out its cell phone and dialed a number.
"Hello? Is this Gene Simmons? Can you come and play a concert for us?"
Then Gene Simmons and Kiss materialized in front of everybody, as if they had been "beamed down" like in Star Trek. They started playing some music. It was so bad that Jonny put up his evil-repeling symbol again, which confused the band, who thought Jonny wanted them to play louder. They did, which made Jonny fall on his knees saying something about "those voices".
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Spidervlad
Renegade of Funk
Gender: Male Location: United States |
Suddenly Barney appeared out of nowhere and started singing "I love you, You love me" He Hypnotised everyone to sing with the band and dance like the bananas!
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Jul 17th, 2004 06:52 PM |
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Spearhead
Prophet
Gender: Unspecified Location: SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! |
...until a man in an eskimo suit threw a javelin straight through Barney's chest. The force of the throw lifted Barney off his feet and impaled him to the wall, where he died in extreme pain.
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Jul 18th, 2004 03:06 PM |
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momoko
the feeling is criminal
Gender: Female Location: a broken town |
Then Big foot materialized next to the impaled Barney and started doing the hokey pokey, drawing everyone else to dance as well while he laughed evily and grew as big as a building for some reason....
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Jul 18th, 2004 03:16 PM |
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momoko
the feeling is criminal
Gender: Female Location: a broken town |
Then Paddy grabbed out her trusty, yet hardly ever used, bow and arrows, and shot at the balloon big foot, popping him. He flew around swiftly as he deflated.
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Jul 18th, 2004 03:22 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: IN MY BRAIN |
and then landed on Harry Potter instantly crushing him 2 death causing Voldemort 2 laugh insanley and take ova the world
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Jul 22nd, 2004 11:02 AM |
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Spearhead
Prophet
Gender: Unspecified Location: SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! |
Until the nuke landed on him. Poor guy, he didn't stand a chance
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Jul 30th, 2004 04:43 AM |
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Peach
mordrem
Gender: Female Location: verdant brink Moderator |
Now, of course, since a nuke went off, a great part of the surrounding area had been destroyed. So those who hadn't been killed moved on to terrorize a new city...
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Jul 30th, 2004 04:57 AM |
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Gaca
KATIUSHA
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
which had been partially destroyed by a paranoid dinoasur.
That's when Vampy came in and poured vodka for everyone
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Aug 6th, 2004 10:25 PM |
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JKozzy
Agent Kozzy
Gender: Male Location: Chaos.
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Then Pyro came out of nowhere and set the vodka on fire and everybody burned
All of a sudden, a speeder pulled up. Everyone that was still alive gasped, for it was...
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Aug 15th, 2004 04:50 AM |
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Gaca
KATIUSHA
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
Joe wearing a pink dress, riding a pony!
He jumped off it, took out a laser gun and shot the drunken dragon who...
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Aug 15th, 2004 11:29 AM |
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Peach
mordrem
Gender: Female Location: verdant brink Moderator |
Got very pissed off and proceeded to eat the laser gun.
The next thing they knew, there was a giant whale...
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Aug 15th, 2004 03:30 PM |
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Gaca
KATIUSHA
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
Playing the trumpet, who squashed them while strolling down the street.
'Wow, that was whacky' Said Michael Jackson, the only one who survived.
But then
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Aug 15th, 2004 09:11 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: IN MY BRAIN |
Yoda and a blue dog named Hickery Hickery Doc crashed landed their space ship right on top of Micheal Jacksons head.
"oops", cried hickery Hickery Doc but as he did.......
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Aug 16th, 2004 09:24 AM |
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Gaca
KATIUSHA
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
George Bush yelled
'OMIGOSH!!!! THEY KILLED MIKEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!' pulled out a bazooka and destroyed The blue dog.
'Obi-Wan taught you well' admitted Yoda, turned on his bright, baby blue lightsaber and jumped in front of Bush.
'IFHG TME LIKE A MAN YOU WUSSY!' he yelled, but unfortunately
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Aug 16th, 2004 12:55 PM |
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Gaca
KATIUSHA
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
all our living/dead/whatever heroes heard a loud BOOM
the earth suddenly exploded in a huge, nuclear mushroom sent them faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaar into space, where they met Jason X and the black-guy-in-red-weird-costume floating around and fighting.
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