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& then Freedy appears and jason started fighting him like in Freedy vs Jason.
Every dead/alive/mutated/wateva people cheer and started bettin on who would win.
But then the dude in the red siut killed them both causing every1/thing to go on an angry rampage
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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but then, the black guy starts screaming like a little girl cuz he broke his toenail...
and joda eats chinese food
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Aug 20th, 2004 01:21 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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So every1 else starts chasin yoda 4 the chinese food scresming
MIXICAN FOOD YUM YUM YUM
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 24th, 2004 11:11 AM |
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And they steal the chinese food from poor Yoda who gets pissed and kills them all with an old shoe
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Aug 25th, 2004 10:56 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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& so Yoda is left with his Chinease food but it turns out it was poisones & he dies as well
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 28th, 2004 07:11 AM |
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GoldenWitchy1
now with 5 new flavors!!!
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and then Harry Potter shows up and screams"I AM GOING TO KILL BILL!!what?wrong movie?oops....."snd then he goes"I mean....I AM GOING TO DEFEAT VOLDEMORT!!"but then he spies the chinese food and takes a bite but dies cu it's poisened........and then Draco Malfoy walks in and goes"YAY!!"and then Yoda comes back to life and sings"LALALALA.LALALALA ELMO"S WORLD!!"
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Aug 29th, 2004 11:29 PM |
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GoldenWitchy1
now with 5 new flavors!!!
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Aug 29th, 2004 11:30 PM |
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but then yoda stops, glances at malfoy and says
'you wtf doing here are, loser?' (yoda talking... i ahte it) takes out his litesaber and slashes him to death 
and then dresses up in a tutu and takes a donkey ride to the circus
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Aug 30th, 2004 08:45 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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& then Donkey appears & starts his non stop talking
" blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah"
But a meteor appears and crashes right in2 him
Yoda: Thank god
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 31st, 2004 01:24 PM |
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Donkey: UUURGH
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Aug 31st, 2004 07:39 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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Yoda screams
"Its still alive", and he jumps out a nearby window
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Sep 4th, 2004 05:58 AM |
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Laskharis
Not a Goatwife
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Yoda landed atop R2-D2, crushing his flimsy outer casing instantly, like eggs under a soviet whaling vessel. As the last seconds of our cylindrical friend's electric life ebbed away, he reflected on the good times, but then realised that there weren't any. He swore loudly and vehemently, then died.
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Oct 4th, 2004 05:58 PM |
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drunk_nazgul
obscure
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Yoda giggled like a schoolgirl, realizing he was on top of R2-D2, and it was a strange position. Then he realized that the poor robot must have passed out.
"Poor guy," Yoda said. "Ahem, I mean, a poor thing is it that he have to... uh... Sad is it that he who... CRAP! I've confused myself! I mean, myself I've confused!"
Yoda passed out of consciousness beside R2-D2's dead "body".
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Oct 30th, 2004 05:46 AM |
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Lillith_MacBeth
Unknown Arrancar
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Along came a spider....and Yoda woke up....Yoda screamed like a schoolgirl (so he must be a schoolgirl)....The spider bit him and he died from the poison....Then Britney Spears came and sang a song to the spider who died because SHE CAN'T SING......but first the spider bit her because it thinks she is slutty..........and she died.........BYE BRITNEY ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 17th, 2004 05:19 AM |
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drunk_nazgul
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And everybody died.
In another part of the world, drunk_nazgul was giving Blake Morrison a manicure while Q put his makeup on him.
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Dec 19th, 2004 02:50 AM |
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JKozzy
Agent Kozzy
 Gender: Male
Location: Chaos.
There can only be CHAOS! |
All of a sudden, Blake died of nail poisoning (please log in to view the image)
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Jan 23rd, 2005 10:12 PM |
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Peach
mordrem
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Location: verdant brink Moderator |
(holy shit this thing's still around?  )
They didn't realize that the nail polish was made of hydrochloric acid, and was being distributed as part of an evil scheme for world domination by...
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Jan 23rd, 2005 10:15 PM |
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drunk_nazgul
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...Blake himself!
So he got suspended from school, once again. He trudged home in his death-walk... because he is dead... to create an evil plan.
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Feb 2nd, 2005 01:29 AM |
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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage
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And so, Shaun of the Dead came up to him with a Cricket Racket and commeced to beating his head in.
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Feb 2nd, 2005 03:17 AM |
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drunk_nazgul
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Blake yelled, "I will cut you, *****! Say somethin', hoe!*
And he drew his almighty trumpet in a battle charge.
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