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A Wacky Story, by KMC
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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage

Gender: Female
Location: land of the faded

Little did Blake suspect, the two mellophone players had drugged the mouthpiece of his almighty trumpet... with cocaine!


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drunk_nazgul
obscure

Gender: Female
Location: YOU ARE HERE

And Blake was suddenly in Heaven.


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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage

Gender: Female
Location: land of the faded

Until Yoda, thinking the trumpet was Chinese food, ate it.


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drunk_nazgul
obscure

Gender: Female
Location: YOU ARE HERE

And Almighty Binky said "&^#(*&$#(!"
And Yoda pulled out his lightsaber.


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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage

Gender: Female
Location: land of the faded

Binkage grabbed a can of Yoda-be-gone and aimed it at him. But Yoda just smiled and tossed him a skin colored lightsaber.


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drunk_nazgul
obscure

Gender: Female
Location: YOU ARE HERE

And Binky masturbated. sick


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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage

Gender: Female
Location: land of the faded

lol...

Then Yoda, disgusted, raised his lightsaber high and...


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drunk_nazgul
obscure

Gender: Female
Location: YOU ARE HERE

... ran away to find his mommy.


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Lillith_MacBeth
Unknown Arrancar

Gender: Female
Location: Las Noches

......BUT HIS MOMMY WAS DEAD!!!!


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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage

Gender: Female
Location: land of the faded

So he came back to get high with Binkage.


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Darth_Nefarus
Redi Knight

Gender: Male
Location: United States

Then Yoda started rapping
"Oh shit, Yoda on the scene, 900 year old fiend, smokin Dagobah green.


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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage

Gender: Female
Location: land of the faded

Then Bink said "Death Weapon" and started to masturbate... but King Arthur and his knights came to get high too. "Windsocks, unite!"


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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage

Gender: Female
Location: land of the faded

...and everyone got drunk!


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drunk_nazgul
obscure

Gender: Female
Location: YOU ARE HERE

Then the two mellophone players came back with pieces of stupid little kids stuck in their horns and said "Windsocks, unite!"

And they all shared a pope-sicle.


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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage

Gender: Female
Location: land of the faded

And then they played Echo Lake the next day at practice.


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drunk_nazgul
obscure

Gender: Female
Location: YOU ARE HERE

And then Mug passed out because Tasha was playing it right...


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Shadowskill
The Mourning Sage

Gender: Female
Location: land of the faded

and we all got high!


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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN

Then suddenly there was a bright flash of light from a nearbye toilet that just appeared out of knowhere. If that wasn't weird enough out of the flash of light came a million little gren.......fleas


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