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Joker1237
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The Joker was busy cutting up the bodys of the dead girl scouts. With evey laugh a finger or foot or tooth would pop off. The Riddler look on in horror, He had no ideal why the Joker would do so far.
After Joker was done cutting up the bodies. He turn to the Riddler, and said, make a riddler for Batman, I giving the town Girl Scout cookies ha ha ha. The Joker than took a girl scout skirt and put it on his waste, He than took one of there hats(What are they called???) and put it on his head.
Joker than put as many "Girl Scout Cookies" as he can in his bag. Riddler begain to think, was the Joker going back to the theme park hideout?? Nope Joker started doing something else, and shocking.
He stroll down the city thowing body parts on buildings, cars people, ete. Joker's Goons also were order to pack some "Girl Scout Cookies".
But They did not thown the body parts on the bullding, When Joker ran out of a bag, The goons would replace it. With all the while Joker was yelling, Batsy, Come out, Come Out, were ever you are, I got some girl scout cookies for you. HA HA HA HA.
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Bat Dude
In God I Trust
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"Yes my pretties that's the one!" said Penguin as he attached the green ruby to his umbrella handle.
Meanwhile: The Riddler thought and thought, and finally said, "Joker, that's all I got for now, sorry."
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Joker1237
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How about this non Joker or ScareCrow post.
We march in as troops, yet we are boys?? We follow the bear and the wolf to do our camping. Who am I??
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Sep 29th, 2004 12:40 AM |
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PsyrenAviance
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catwoman then grabed batgirl by her bat mask and neded her in the face.and was gone like a shadow.."i must find joker.wait he wants bat man to see what he did."she ran to jokers hide out only to hind harley."wheres joker."
"oh Mr.J is out killing some boy or girl scouts."harley gigled
"where"catwoman said as she pulled her whip out.
"ok 517 north 5th"
catwoman went to where the joke was.
she came in with out notice."Joker.long time no see. Whats going on here. 
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Darth Gimp
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Bruce: Yes, yes i understand Mr Yjoma but the fourth quater is going to make up for the second and third trust me.
Bruce stayed seating and trying to communicate with Mr Yojoma, his bat com lying resting accros the room, volume down, unaware of Batgirls warning
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Sep 29th, 2004 01:25 PM |
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Joker1237
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Hey Catsy, laugh the Joker, Now get out of the way, because I giving the town Girl Scout cookies. laugh the Joker.
Hey Catwoman, I heard Cats like candy, want a cookie, as the Joker thown a girl scout hand at Catwoman, the hand landed on Catwoman's Shoulder, and slind down.
Ok Catwoman, I gave you a cookie, Now leave, and let Batman come, said the Joker, The Joker went down the street yelling hey Batman, I just killed a bunch of girl scouts. I think I did a bad thing, but than again I dont know, I a very sick man.
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Sep 29th, 2004 04:20 PM |
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Bat Dude
In God I Trust
Gender: Male
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(ooc:Joker, that is the one I'll go with, since i can't think of anything else)
"The Batman, thinks he knows everything, but tonight, I'll give his fair city a nice dose of chaos!" said Penguin as him and his vultures began marching towards Gotham City Hall.
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Sep 29th, 2004 11:50 PM |
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PsyrenAviance
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catwoman grabed joker by the neck."thats why i came batgirl will come looking for me and when we have her the bat will come." 
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ty Starlock
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Sep 30th, 2004 11:49 AM |
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Joker1237
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What do I look like?? laugh the Joker, I dont have time to mess around with 2nd raters. If I wanted to kill Batgirl, I could do it. laugh the Joker.
But I guess a little warm up wont hurt.
(Pumky let Catwoman, Riddler, and Joker catch you, Dont worry we wont kill you.) And why is evey one wanted to team up with the Joker lol.
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Sep 30th, 2004 04:40 PM |
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Furious I run after Catwoman and stop only when my eyes befall on the warehouse she's slipped in. I aim a grappling hook at the roof and it lifts me atop.Well the bat folk have a history of dramatic entrances and I had no intention of putting a stop to it.
There's a rooftop window over looking the room below I I creep over it and am shoked to find Catwoman,Riddler,Penguin and Joker in a heated discussion. If Joker was out and about...this was serious.Still, I had to ensure what the case was about so I activate my hearing aid in the ears of the cowl and their voices come throough clearly
"The Batkids are trouble." Catwoman drawls, "They aren't just decoration you know..."
"YEAH!" The Penguin joins in, "Batman wins only coz he has back up!"
I rest a foot on the window sill and lean in closer to take a look. So only these where the people inside.I wonder if their henchmen are easily accesible...it wouldn't be smart of me to jump right in the midlle of all these crazy folks....
All of a sudden the glass beneath my heeled boots cracks and I find my self crashing down to the hard concrete floor.
"Hey!Look who dropped right in!" The Joker looms over me, "I love surprises." He grins maliciously.
Catwoman surveys the rooftop, "Is your Boss gonna show up sometime?" She flexes her claws, her ruby red lips dancing in a smirk.
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Sep 30th, 2004 07:34 PM |
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Darth Gimp
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Bruce wrapped up his meeting with Mr Yojoma.
Turning off his high powered never out of date lap top he walked over to the couch, lying on the couch he let his secretary know not to interupt him for any reason what so ever.
(you guys want me, your gonna have to come get me!  )
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Sep 30th, 2004 08:25 PM |
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Bat Dude
In God I Trust
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"Fly my pretties fly!" said Penguin as they started up to the sky. "Catwoman, you know I don't like you, you almost cost me my life back in '92(see Batman Returns though Penguin DID die) but I'm willing to work together to stop The Batman"(sorry if I say "The" Batman instead of just Batman, I've just gotten used to it) "Shut up Cobopot! said Catwoman as they surronded Batgirl.
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Sep 30th, 2004 11:47 PM |
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Joker1237
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Bat Girl woke up, She was tied up on a spinning disk, going round and round.(See Batgirl vs Joker DC first great comic)
She open her eyes to see a knife hit under her arm. She yell and scream.
Joker laugh and hugged the Riddler and said, Did you see her FACEE????? I MADE HER FLINCH HA HA HA HA. Yelled the Joker.
Please forgive me Batgirl I never did this before. Its a trick see??? Laugh The Joker.
But were will I thown the knife next??? Will it hit the hand? the Head?? the SLEEN. I just cant wait, as the Joker thown other Knife. and Batgirl could hear nothing but laugher, She was afraid she was going to die, and that was it.
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Oct 1st, 2004 12:28 AM |
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PsyrenAviance
The Body Beautiful
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"mmm...were is the bat?catwoman yelled.as she stoped two tigers from killing bat girl.
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Oct 1st, 2004 12:07 PM |
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PsyrenAviance
The Body Beautiful
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~sorry could not edit~
catwoman then laid on a bed."Joke i trust you.wake me when the bat comes & and don't let that bird come near me.i gonna take a cat nap."im gonna play herley too
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Darth Gimp
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Bruce lay on his chair, his eyes closed tight.
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Oct 1st, 2004 08:53 PM |
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Punkyhermy
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Everything was going blurry.Every inch in my body was throbbing painfully...somewhere Joker was cackling madly...The last thing I remember doing before I pass out is pressing the emergency backup botton on my glove.
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Oct 1st, 2004 09:18 PM |
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Bat Dude
In God I Trust
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"I think she's dead Joker." said Riddler as he put some nets in his cane to shoot at The Batman(or even Robin if he shows up) "Of course she isn't dead stupid She just out cold!" yelled Penguin as he wet to feed his birds.
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Oct 2nd, 2004 12:19 AM |
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Darth Gimp
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cr@p i forgot i had control off Robin as well! :P
Hope you dont mind but im gonna use the Dick Grayson Robin
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Dick stood in line at the check out, holding milk in one hand and chocolate in the other, hey what can i say, he loves his dairy.
As the old woman who had been holding up the line for the last 20 minutes finally shuffled off he moved up in the line. Thinking to himself nothing important, his thoughts where interupted by a virbrating sensation on his hip.
WTF? He pulled out what seemed like a pager from the inside of his belt.
Muttering to himself: No one told me this can do this.
The message reads: 911 followed by the gps grid location from where the message was sent Dick ran out of the shops forgetting to put the milk and chocolate back and so two security gaurds are in pursuit.
Dick: SHIT!
He turns around and throws the milk to the fat one and the chocolate to the skinny small one,
Dick: Hey?? Thats different for a change!
He smiles to himself and turns again running off the guards knowing the cant keep pursuit of the young male give up, the fat one swipping the chocolate off the skinny one when he wasnt looking.
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Oct 2nd, 2004 07:55 AM |
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Darth Gimp
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Dick had now changed into his bright Red and Yellow Spandex.
Dick: I really need a cool new costume, Bruce and Barbara both get the great leather ones, and besides I bet one of them uses that costume for another reason as well................
He ran quickly across the rooftops, using his size and agility to its upmost as he swung gracefully from one building to the next ending with an elegence and majestic beauty that takes a life time to perfect. He went to wipe the sweat from his brow and then thought.
Dick: Wait a minute, I dont sweat easily!
He chuckled to himself at his lame joke that only he would find funny.
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