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Unicor777
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In Malfoy's mannor Luciouse was explain the other death eaters how to make smart and intellegent baby wizards.
" You should focus on the left side if you are after a baby boy, while on the right side if you are after baby girl. But the most important thing is NOT TO Smile when you will see your wife naked".
[Then Dumbeldore apperated and said to Luciouse:
" You couldn't resist smiling Luciouse"
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Aug 12th, 2004 07:16 AM |
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Unicor777
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what u think?
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Aug 12th, 2004 03:10 PM |
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Lianslo
chasing the music
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lol, i'm just impressed that you can write jokes!  I'd try...but i'm sure mine would suck!
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Aug 12th, 2004 03:50 PM |
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Unicor777
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common pls lianslo, post it , don't worry, writing jokes is just a routine, once u do it, then it will just flow,
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Aug 12th, 2004 03:54 PM |
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Lianslo
chasing the music
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lol, i'm sure  i'm trying to come up w/ one...but its hard!
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Aug 12th, 2004 03:57 PM |
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Unicor777
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ok,
*seats and waits for Lianslo to come with her joke*
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Aug 12th, 2004 04:00 PM |
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Lianslo
chasing the music
Gender: Female
Location: USA |
oh dear...now the pressure is on! 
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Aug 12th, 2004 04:00 PM |
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Unicor777
Hogwarts Cafe MANAGER
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ha, don't worry, anyhow I'm going off now, I'll be on somewhere like 4 hours from now.
By that time I hope that the entries would be IHCT, cause I won't be able to od a stauff tommorow morning at work (at this is a joke)
see ya
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Aug 12th, 2004 04:03 PM |
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angelsflame265
la la la lalaaaa
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you can do it, yes you can! everybody clap your hands!
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Aug 12th, 2004 04:09 PM |
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Lianslo
chasing the music
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^lol...bye Uni! we'll see if i can get a joke together...i recently got distracted by defending the Bible...
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Aug 12th, 2004 04:15 PM |
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Unicor777
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what u mean by destracted by defending the bible???
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Aug 13th, 2004 12:03 AM |
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probably arguing in the GDF against sum1 who says bad things about christians
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Aug 13th, 2004 02:46 PM |
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LadySlytherin
LadyBaron
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either that or the whole "is or isnt harry potter the work of the devil" i duno there r sum pretty passionate ppl tehre
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Aug 13th, 2004 03:01 PM |
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Lianslo
chasing the music
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lol, i was in the GDF, and was posting in "Bible: fact of fiction" thread...therefore, defending my belief in the Bible
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Aug 13th, 2004 04:46 PM |
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Unicor777
Hogwarts Cafe MANAGER
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Well, this is about jokes not seriouse things.
I like the bible also
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Aug 13th, 2004 11:58 PM |
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Lianslo
chasing the music
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 lol, sorry...i didn't mean to get us off topic!
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Aug 14th, 2004 01:40 AM |
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pretty angel
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um why is heimone so smart becoz she took some smart poition that she makes in the girls dormitorys without anyone knowing ha ha ok thats not funny i cant think of a joke arghhhhhhh
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Aug 15th, 2004 07:17 AM |
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Unicor777
Hogwarts Cafe MANAGER
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Location: *Forbidden Forest* |
kewl pretty at least u tried
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Aug 15th, 2004 11:29 AM |
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tigress
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i wish i could write jokes i can only write fics i cant write jokes but you guys are great at it Uni you rock at hp jokes
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Aug 16th, 2004 08:14 PM |
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weegie
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A drunken Hagrid gets on the night bus, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks him up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
Hagrid jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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