Mad Eye Moody walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is 20 galleons plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and Moody pulls out his glass eye and bites it.
He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty galleons plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing he can't possibly have two glass eyes. Mad Eye then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye
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Why would Hermione want a Krum when she could have a whole Weasley?!
Mcgonagal was giving a big test one day to her students. She handed out all of the tests and went back to her desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. Mcgonagal noticed that Fred and George Weasley had attached 100 sickles to there tests with a note saying "A sickle per point." The next class Mcgonagal handed the tests back out. Fred and George got back there tests and 56 sickles change.
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Why would Hermione want a Krum when she could have a whole Weasley?!
Ron Weasley who goes into a muggle bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way, pal. I don't think you can pay for it."
"You're right," Ron says. "I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?"
"You have a deal, my friend," says the bartender.
Ron reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out Scabbers the rat. He puts him on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down the side of the bar, across the room, up the piano, onto the keyboard and starts playing music. Scabbers can really play...
"You're right... I've never seen anything like that before," says the bartender. "That Rat is really gifted."
Ron downs the drink and asks the bartender for another.
"Will that be cash or another miracle, pal?" asks the bartender.
"Watch this," replies Ron. Again, he reaches into his coat again and pulls out a toad. He puts the toad onto the bar, and the toad starts to sing. The toad has a marvellous voice and great pitch. A fine singer.
A stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to Ron and offers him £300 for the toad.
"It's a deal," says Ron. He takes the three hundred and gives the stranger the toad. The stranger runs out of the bar.
"Are you some kind of nut?" asks the bartender. "You sold a singing toad for £300? It could have been worth millions. You must be crazy."
"Not Really, Ron replies, "You see, the Rat is also a ventriloquist
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come again weegie , u are really gifted, in mean time I will try to come with something. But for the time being I declare the joke with Hagrid as the best one so far
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Aug 20th, 2004 03:22 PM
love it that was cool weegie
