I find that a plethera of youths have somehow created a mock-up of what I like to call the English Language. When we have "full sentences" composed of letters substituting words, the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
"wut r u doin?" <- that is not english, rather it is a disgrace.
English used to be a beautiful thing, but now it is nothing more then jibberish for the most part.
Your a ***. <-- I love this one. And the best part is the speaker claims I am the one who needs to learn the language.
You are a *** is the full sentence. And YOU + ARE = YOU'RE!
Poor grammer and lack-luster spelling are spreading like wildfire. Please, do yourself a favour and use the wonderful tool of spellcheck. Also, understand that spellcheck CHECKS SPELLING, not words that are out of context and/or homonyms misplaced.
I bought a joke book from this old hippie dude who calls himself "frog" and goes around selling these things that he writes himself. He makes you squeeze his rubber chicken and his rubber cow before you can have one of them
The town where I live is weird beyond belief. I went to the Oregon Country Fair a few weeks ago, which is basically a big hippie party that lasts all week. There was this guy in a giant wolf suit on stilts who tried to hug my friend's 11 year old brother... And another time, there was a guy sitting in the middle of a field rolling some special "something" up in little slips of paper... Then the cops came along and had a little chat with him
true. i'm making mistakes coz it is not my language but i'm still confused when i'm seeing a post from someone whose born language is english and i have to guess every other word