I'm going to take this opportunity to pretend this guy really is Eminem, and rip him a new one.
First off, congrats, you've managed to capture the overwhelming retardation eminem emits whenever he talks/walks/sleeps/stares/sits/etc. Never before have I heard such an accurate portrayal of a moron. Using the classic "no" instead of "know", really saving yourself some time by cutting out two letters. You can now use that time to look MORE like Vannilla Ice.
I swear when you aren't sitting there with your eyes looking like saucers, you're getting intimidated by puppets and actual witty people like Triumph: The insult comic dog. What a boorish and pathetic display of cowardice, retreating from a puppet behind your possie of dumbasses who slur their words worse then a whore during felatio.
Also, why the hell do you have such an annoying voice? Seriously, no punch line there, it's just ****ing annoying. It sounds like you're trying to do your best impression of Urkel, but it comes off as if you have downsyndrome.
first of all eminem couldnt kicked his shadows ass, whimpy little wanna be though dude. I really whish he makes it into the pro as a boxer, man is he gonna get his butt kicked
eminem definately does not suck. he is pretty talented. but i HATE the FUNNY eminem... i mean WHY EMINEM WHY. the serious songs: sing for the moment and lose yourself ARE SO GOOOOD. cant eminem make all of these songs like these...
la crescent high just pm to find out were it is. ill fly you out to my town but if you lose(which you would) you have to pay me back the cost of the flight plus 1000 bucks ok
__________________ To my friends,goodbye i will miss ya
Hey Marshall, the kids next door who think they have cousins when they don't just told me they want to beat you into the ground with a plastic baseball bat