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lil bitchiness
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Location: Limassol, Cyprus Moderator |
''I am an US marshal, you cant do this''-Jack
''i dont care if you're fuc**** Santa Claus'' - Sherif
''Well hopefully Mrs Claus is doing that'' -Jack
-rute 666 (WARNING very stupid and pointless movie..but good line)
''Smight me oh mighty smighter'' - Bruce Amighty
''I dont call it love making, i call it bonenig'' -American pie the wedding
''Is someone following you'' - Boy
''Well its kinda hard for me to tell right now as im having a bit of a bad day'' -Sands, after going blind
- Once Upon a time in Mexico
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
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Oct 11th, 2003 11:45 PM |
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BadKitty
cockeyed
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Location: in cha cha heels |
"This job would be great if it weren't for the f*cking customers."
Clerks
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Oct 11th, 2003 11:53 PM |
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aniron
Senior Member
 Gender: Female
Location: UK |
"Aragorn, he ne da gor hen wr i oderin, nathadagerthier"
Legolas from lord of the rings.
"You could have picked a better spot"
Gimli lord of the rings.
"The light of the evenstar is not waxenway, go to sleep"
Arwen Lord of the rings.
"I made a promise mr, Frodo, a promise, ' dont you leave him samwise gamgee' and I don't mean to, I don't mean to"
Samwise gamgee lord of the rings.
"My preciouse"
Smeagol (I never call him gollum its shady) lord of the rings
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Oct 12th, 2003 07:49 PM |
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lil bitchiness
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Gender: Female
Location: Limassol, Cyprus Moderator |
''I dont know if i wanna kiss you or kill you'' - Don Corleone!
(doing a interview in a baker shop, and taking to the baker whos picking his nose on camera) ''do you need a tissue or something? CAN WE HAVE A BAWL OF TISSUE...OR A SPOON!'' -Bruce Almighty
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
Last edited by lil bitchiness on Oct 17th, 2003 at 03:29 PM
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Oct 17th, 2003 03:25 PM |
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media_slayer
Member
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Location: Broadus, MT or Jamestown, |
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
-Airplane
Game Over Man! Game over!
-Aliens
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Oct 17th, 2003 04:51 PM |
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HannaBananabal
Laique's Moonshine
 Gender: Female
Location: United States |
Well, my faves include the one in my banner from Hannibal in Red Dragon... and this one:
"His ass is so tight that when he farts, only the dogs can hear."-Ralph Fiennes as Lenny Nero, Strange Days.
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 I Love You Likey
Tuu hai merii likey!! Duur se paas ham ho rahe hain!!
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Oct 18th, 2003 06:31 AM |
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media_slayer
Member
Gender: Male
Location: Broadus, MT or Jamestown, |
BEST LINES EVER!
VINCENT
I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take.
And you're crossin' it. I'm a race car and you got me in the red.
Redline 7000, that's where you are. Just know, it's ****in'
dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red. It could blow.
JULES
You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin'
mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY
T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the back? You're the
mother****er should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm
washin' windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull.
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Oct 21st, 2003 09:52 PM |
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Kes
Philie
 Gender: Female
Location: Lisbon, Portugal |
Where's it from?
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Oct 21st, 2003 10:22 PM |
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slave_chimp
Junior Member
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Location: United States |
Reservoir dogs:
Vick Vega: If you keep talking like a *****, im gonna have to slap you like a *****
Fight CLub
Tyler Durden: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
Mallrats
Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator
*edit*
Oh, and media slayer's quote is from Pulp Fiction
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Oct 21st, 2003 10:30 PM |
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Kes
Philie
Gender: Female
Location: Lisbon, Portugal |
Thanks.
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Oct 21st, 2003 10:33 PM |
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aniron
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: UK |
more lord of the rings quotes:
Tree beard - we have just agreed...............................
Merry - yes?
Treebeard - I have told your name to the ent folk and we have just agreed........that you are not orcs.
Pippin - well thats good news
Merry - and what about saruman? what is your decision about him?
treebeard - now don't be hasty master meriadoc.
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Oct 22nd, 2003 07:16 PM |
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aniron
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: UK |
even more:
Faramir - NAZGUL!!!!
more:
Frodo - I can't do this sam.
Sam - I know, its all wrong, by rights we shouldn't even be here..but we are, its like in the great stories mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered..........and sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because, how could the end be good? how could the world go back to the way it was after so much bad had happened.
(background - VICTORY, WE HAVE VICTORY!)
sam - Well I know now... folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back omly they didn't, they kept going, because they were holding on to something.
frodo - what are we holding on to sam?
sam - that there is some good left in this world, and its worth fighting for.
(I love this speech though I forgot some of it *sniff*)
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Oct 22nd, 2003 07:20 PM |
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aniron
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: UK |
okay because you twisted my arm, here is one more load:
eomair - what business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the riddimark..speak quickly.
Gimli - give me your name horse master and I shall give you mine.
(stare of attitude from eomir as he gets of his horse.)
eomair - I would cut off your head dwarf if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Aragorn - their paces quickened, the must have caught our scent.
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Oct 22nd, 2003 07:23 PM |
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media_slayer
Member
Gender: Male
Location: Broadus, MT or Jamestown, |
Pulp Fiction
Jules
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even
if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep
and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'
that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.
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Oct 22nd, 2003 11:08 PM |
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lil bitchiness
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Gender: Female
Location: Limassol, Cyprus Moderator |
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH:
Craig: I mean, how old are you, sir?
Dr. Lester: 105. Carrot juice. Lots of it. I swear, sometimes
it's not worth it. I piss orange. And I have to piss sitting
down, like a goddamn girlie-girl....every 15 minutes.
DOGMA:
Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.]
Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time!
Bethany Sloane: I want to go with you.
Jay: What, steady? ...OK, but you pay the rent and Silent Bob has to live with us.
DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR:
Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: Who's "Joe Potsmoker"?
Chester: Oh, that's my alter-ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought that was MY alter-ego.
Chester: No, you're "Smokey McPott."
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
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Oct 22nd, 2003 11:18 PM |
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thorncrawler
very with the sexy W_E
 Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
we all go a little mad sometimes!!
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@->--"victims arn't we all"
the glass may be half full but the bottles empty
i was  with yumcarrots, now im with wicked_elphie
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Oct 23rd, 2003 08:32 AM |
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Kes
Philie
Gender: Female
Location: Lisbon, Portugal |
FACE/OFF
Castor Troy (John Travolta):I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave.
PEOPLE VS LARRY FLYNT
Larry Flynt:You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client: I'm the most fun, I'm rich, and I'm always in trouble.
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Oct 23rd, 2003 12:29 PM |
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aniron
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: UK |
okay oaky some more quotes:
Gandalf 'the white' - I release you.
Gandalf 'the white' - Shadowfax, hes the lord of all horses and has been my friend throught the ages.
legolas greenleaf - hir on hith, abweneth.
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Oct 23rd, 2003 06:37 PM |
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drucilla28
Junior Member
Gender: Female
Location: United States |
my fav movie quote used to be "beavers and ducks." from Bandits. But now it is "Sample this instead" from Matrix reloaded.
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Oct 24th, 2003 03:27 AM |
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