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md-jbsks
Jizzle Brizzle
 Gender: Male
Location: United States |
Crimson Tide
Ramsey: Speaking of horses…you ever see those Lipizzaner Stallions?
Hunter: What?
Ramsey: From Portugal…the Lipizzaner Stallions, the most highly trained horses in the world…they’re all white.
Hunter: Yes Sir.
Ramsey: Yes Sir…you’re aware they’re all white, or yes Sir you’ve seen them?
Hunter: Yes Sir I’ve seen them…yes Sir I’m aware that they’re all white. They’re not from Portugal, they’re from Spain, and at birth they’re not white, they’re black...Sir.
Ramsey: I didn’t know that…but they are from Portugal.
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justforfun
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: United Kingdom |
'hate is baggage, life's too short to be p***ed off all the time, it's just not worth it'---Danny, American History
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money is not everything........u also need switch and credit card.
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Oct 29th, 2003 10:27 PM |
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NinthCorona
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: |
Johnny Depp from Once upon a time in Mexico:
Driver: See for yourself. See for yourself.
JD: I can't see you F**kmook, I have no eyes.
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Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
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Oct 29th, 2003 11:40 PM |
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NinthCorona
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: |
Johnny Depp is the man!
 Attachment: johnny.jpg
This has been downloaded 26 time(s).
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Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
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Oct 29th, 2003 11:42 PM |
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aniron
Senior Member
 Gender: Female
Location: UK |
Galadriel - will you look into the mirror?
Frodo - what will I see?
(the fellowship)
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Oct 30th, 2003 09:18 PM |
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Top Gun
Slider
 Gender: Female
Location: Canada |
Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace!
Scotsman: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
Wallace: Yes, I've heard! Kills men by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes...and bolts of lightning from his arse! (laughter) I AM William Wallace! And I see, a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Scotsman: Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.
Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"
-Braveheart
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created by the kick ass Godshinto
"Slider........you stink"
"I feel the need, the need, for speed"
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Oct 31st, 2003 05:16 AM |
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Hypernova
Senior Member
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: s p a c e |
Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody
puts a code on my desk, something nobody
else can break. So I take a shot at
it and maybe I break it. And I'm real
happy with myself, 'cause I did my job
well. But maybe that code was the
location of some rebel army in North
Africa or the Middle East. Once they
have that location, they bomb the
village where the rebels were hiding
and fifteen hundred people I never had
a problem with get killed.
Now the politicians are sayin' "send
in the Marines to secure the area"
'cause they don't give a shit. It
won't be their kid over there, gettin'
shot. Just like it wasn't them when
their number got called, 'cause they
were pullin' a tour in the National
Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie
takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he
comes home to find that the plant he
used to work at got exported to the
country he just got back from.
And the guy who put the shrapnel in
his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll
work for fifteen cents a day and no
bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes
the only reason he was over there was
so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.
And of course the oil companies used
the skirmish to scare up oil prices so
they could turn a quick buck. A cute,
little ancillary benefit for them but
it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty
a gallon. And naturally they're takin'
their sweet time bringin' the oil back
and maybe even took the liberty of
hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes
to drink seven and sevens and play
slalom with the icebergs and it ain't
too long 'til he hits one, spills the
oil, and kills all the sea-life in the
North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of
work and he can't afford to drive so
he's got to walk to the job interviews
which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat the
only blue-plate special they're servin'
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.
So what'd I think? I'm holdin' out
for somethin' better. I figure I'll
eliminate the middle man. Why not
just shoot my buddy, take his job and
give it to his sworn enemy, hike up
gas prices, bomb a village, club a
baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join
the National Guard? Christ, I could
be elected President.
Good Will Hunting
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Oct 31st, 2003 08:39 AM |
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Kes
Philie
 Gender: Female
Location: Lisbon, Portugal |
The english Patient
Almásy: This... this, the hollow at the base of a woman's throat, does it have an official name?
Madox: Good God, man, pull yourself together.
Almásy: There is no God... but I hope someone looks after you.
Madox: Just in case you're interested, it's called the supersternal notch. Come and visit us in Dorset when all this nonsense is over.
[Heads away but turns back.]
Madox: You'll never come to Dorset.
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Nov 1st, 2003 04:21 PM |
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Kes
Philie
Gender: Female
Location: Lisbon, Portugal |
Almásy:New lovers are nervous and tender, but smash everything. For the heart is an organ of fire.
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Nov 1st, 2003 04:25 PM |
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A.D. Skinner
Assistant Director
 Gender: Male
Location: F.B.I. Headquarters |
"It's 106 Miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark and were wearing sunglasses !"
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Dec 18th, 2003 04:16 PM |
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Maikahyandowen
Entropy
 Gender: Female
Location: Marineford |
" Gimmie my lamp back, I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mud hole." "Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is!! "
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Dec 18th, 2003 04:28 PM |
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alic88
Barzakh
 Gender: Male
Location: Pakistan |
ILL BE BACK
HASTALAVISTA BABY
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Chughtai
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Dec 18th, 2003 04:34 PM |
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Maikahyandowen
Entropy
Gender: Female
Location: Marineford |
" You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of. " "But you have heard of me. "
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Dec 18th, 2003 04:37 PM |
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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?
 Gender: Female
Location: Mars |
POTC: "But why is the rum gone?"
SummerSchool: " Can i call my folks and tell them i wont be home.....EVER?"
T2: "I need a vacation"
and i have about 4000 other ones
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Dec 18th, 2003 04:40 PM |
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amity75
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: Scotland nil. |
From Shallow Grave - "Juliet, you're a Doctor, you kill people every day!"
Or Goodfellas - "Funny how?" Let's face it, we've all been in Ray Liottas position at that moment.
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Post in the Indiana Jones forum.
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Dec 18th, 2003 09:58 PM |
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pieman
Junior Member
 Gender:
Location: United Kingdom |
From Guesthouse paradiso
Guest at breakfast : 'where do your eggs come from?'
Waiter (Rik Mayall) : 'Hens vaginas!!!'
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Dec 19th, 2003 02:42 PM |
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CaptainClaire
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: United Kingdom |
"Me, I'm a dishonest person. And a dishonest peson you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. You never know when they're going to do soemthing incredibly stupid."
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 Welcome to the Clairabbean love!
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johnny_rotten
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: England |
"Did I fire 5 or 6 shots, do you feel lucky punk?"
(from Dirty Harry)
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