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Neo_Communist
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quote:
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
''Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.''

Ok so there are non-human animals and human animals? Whats a human animal?

A human animal is somthing like a tree, It has no soul.

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:10 AM

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Gregory
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I'm not up on religion; is it normal to charge an enterance fee to become a member? $200 for a little red card that says you're a Satanist?

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:12 AM

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BackFire
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I love how they use the word "lair" instead of "home". Anything to make the rules sound morbid and creepy, huh?

Man, you just know that list was written by some gothic kid while he was locked in his locker during lunch in high school.

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:13 AM

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Darth Revan
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quote:
Originally posted by Gregory
From the Church of Satan's web page:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another�s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Sounds like fun

Especially #11!

lil b>I would assume a human animal is the same as a human... confused

Actually, I'm a little surprised at how un-sinful some of those sound... Don't harm little children and non-humans...

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:13 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by BackFire
I love how they use the word "lair" instead of "home". Anything to make the rules sound morbid and creepy, huh?

Man, you just know that list was written by some gothic kid while he was locked in his locker during lunch in high school.

Yeah

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:13 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by BackFire
I love how they use the word "lair" instead of "home". Anything to make the rules sound morbid and creepy, huh?

Man, you just know that list was written by some gothic kid while he was locked in his locker during lunch in high school.

Id put my money on a 'Dungens and Dragons' geek who found a way to persuade/control the gothic geek in the locker next to him...

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:17 AM

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Neo_Communist
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I'm leaving! The creator of the thread sain no making fun of one's religion and I find this behavior poposterous! mad

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:17 AM

lil bitchiness
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We appologize

please dont destroy us.

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:18 AM

Gregory
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It sounds to me like you annoyed them, so they're treating you cruely. What's the problem?

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:19 AM

BackFire
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quote:
Originally posted by darkcrown
I'm leaving! The creator of the thread sain no making fun of one's religion and I find this behavior poposterous!

Oh, whatever you do, don't use your magical satan powers. Please. I'll be sure to never annoy you in your "lair".

Man, it's not our fault that your religion was founded by some loser in high school who got beat up for his lunch money.

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:20 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by darkcrown
I'm leaving! The creator of the thread sain no making fun of one's religion and I find this behavior poposterous!

You annoyed me in my lair and I am treating you cruelly and without mercy no expression

Really though, I apologize for whatever it was in this thread you took seriously. Don't let a bunch of internet users offend you, nothing that is said in an online forum should be taken seriously. no expression

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:25 AM

Turbo-Cajun
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what part of the animal kingdom does homo-sapien fall under? We are amimals....

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:25 AM

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Neo_Communist
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LAVEY WAS NOT A GEEK IN HIGHSCHOOL! mad

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:26 AM

BackFire
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"Lavey"? HAHA!! That name just screams "beat me up and steal things from me". I'm willing to bet money that he got the shit kicked out of him on a regular basis.

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:27 AM

Gregory
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Anton LaVey wasn't anything in high school; he dropped out (and joined the circus).

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:28 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by BackFire
"Lavey"? HAHA!! That name just screams "beat me up and steal things from me".

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:41 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Gregory
Anton LaVey wasn't anything in high school; he dropped out (and joined the circus).

it's true...check out the facts verses the myth's page about asl here laughing out loud

http://fcos.us//aslv.html

Sep 27th, 2004 01:41 AM

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Ronny
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Re: Religion

quote:
Originally posted by dublecee
im sorry if this offends any one

so

what religion are you

no sayin anytthin bad

well im not to sure

1)i believe we were created by aliens who are experimenting with us like scientists with mice.
2)i believe there is a hight force but not god more like Yoda
3)i believe there is a hell but you have to pay admission to get in
4)i do NOT believe in heaven cuz the whole "you will live eternally in the land of the lord" thing seems like BS

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Sep 27th, 2004 01:48 AM

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i do NOT believe in heaven cuz the whole "you will live eternally in the land of the lord" thing seems like BS

hmm that sounded like BS but

quote:
i believe we were created by aliens who are experimenting with us like scientists with mice.i believe there is a hight force but not god more like Yoda

does not.

And how can you believe in a hell without a heaven those two form a symbiosis

Sep 27th, 2004 06:21 AM

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Strangelove
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I myself am an agnostic nihilist

agnostic -a person who holds the view that any ultimate reality (such as God) is unknown and probably unknowable

nihilist-one who belives that traditional values and beliefs are unfounded and that existence itself is senseless and useless

Just in case you didn't know big grin