yo u can not say that RvB is dumb... it is the funniest halo joke ever..... really i mean come on.... u can not say that two teams fighting and that they don't even know what their fighting about.... that is hilarious...
yes it is dumb. people with too much time on their hands to find a dumb "glitch" that makes it seem like they are talking. well then again i dont like halo. that could be part of the reason why i think its dumb.
Gender: Male Location: Living my life, fighting my war.
Funny Lines in Halo (And Halo 2):
Sarge: PLEASE! Don't shake the light bulb!
Sarge: Dear humanity: We regret being alien basterds, we regret coming to earth, and we most definatly regret the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet! Pilots: HO-RAH!
Com Keyes: Cortana, what exactly am i looking at?
Cortana: That, Is another halo.
Sarge: *spits* SAY WHAT??!?!
Grunt: If hungry, eat jackal!
Grunt: Me suck a lot less if have a good gun you know
Master Chief-
"I'm going to return their bomb"
Sarge-
"Did I give you permission to *****, Marine?"
Marine-
"Hey alien, why don't you cut back on the suck!"
Cortana-
"Me... in your head... NOW!!!"
I still crack up when you come up on a squad of grunts and one of your marines says, "Hey, let's catch one and ride it!"
Sgt Johnson
"Back in my day we didn't HAVE tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for every platoon! And we had to SHARE the rock! You are one very lucky Marine!"
Marine
"Are you made of leprechauns? Because that was awesome."
Cortana
(A Forerunner history lesson) "-Oh, I'm sorry. Were you trying to kill something?"
Marine- "Argh! I need a nurse...no no...a FEMALE nurse."
WE make camp fire, tell stories?
Arbtier, will u tell me a story?
- Grunt
I took a headshot from a sniping Jackal on outskirts and fell dead:
Sgt. Johnson: *Laughs* "Very funny Chief... oh."
Another time as a Phantom appeared:
Sgt. Johnson: "Didn't you used to go out with her?"
On the Cairo I was huddled behing a crate with a marine as Elites poured plasma into the other side. I started to move out to attack:
Marine: "I wouldn't go out there if I were you."
Great stuff. Sometimes they say things that are so perfect it stops me in my tracks. I heard an exchange between a lone grunt hiding and one of my marines. They were trading threats and insults. The grunt had the last word with:
Grunt: "Yeah? Try me!"
(After OSDT drop)
Cortana- "Could we make anymore noise?"
(Chief pulls a rocket launcher out of the pod)
"Ok, maybe we can."
Prophet of Truth- There were those who said this day would never come, what have they to say now?"
(if you piss the Marines off)
"Shoot him, shoot him!!! But not in the head... Cortana's in there. She's hot... she's blue... but she's hot!"
(From the Halo 1 launch party intro)
Sarg: I am Sargeant Johnson. When not in my presence you can call me anything your degenerate heart desires. Assuming you can string together a couple of cuse words.
Sarg: (about a grunt) Notice the beady eyes, the clammy skin, the all out repulsivness. I know what you're thinking.... Dude, looks like my Momma... DO NOT BE CONFUSED!!!!"
Grunt: "He killed an Elitle! Run! Run!"
Elite: [After the Arbiter is killed.] 'Get his armour, we'll need it for the next one'
ODST: I should write a postcard! Dear Sarge: Kicking ass in outer space. Wish you were here.
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I need some help... I need a picture of the flood in High Charity... Alot of flood. And possibly battling some covenant. If any one can find one I would appriciate it. And a picture of sarge with a Scorpion Tank.
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Aug 20th, 2005 03:44 PM
By Barker
