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Poking Fun

During some PM's with fellow member Rusky some funny Bond-jokes surfaced...

He wanted to go and kill some mice, getting them drunk first. He would use a wodka-cheese (whipped not stirred)
Cause he has a mouse who's named ... Mouse... Mickey Mouse.
With his mouse-girl Minnie...


"I'm Minnie, mister Mouse"
-"Not from where I'm standing shifty"

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*bumps*

laughing out loud


why it doesn't have any replies?


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cause on second thought... it's not that funny blink

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to be honest i can't see clou of the joke...
but still thread with no replies? blink


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it's JB inspired, that was all messed

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blink i don't understand


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that it was in the james bond-mood

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i understand what you are saying.
but i don't see what mickey mouse has in common with bond blink


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it somehow ended in talking about micemessed

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blink i still don't get it


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lol... clovie how can u not get it???? easily actually cause I dont get it either... so next joke?

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it was terrible, I know sad

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it is not that it is a bad joke no
it is that i don't have right knowledge to understand it so tis my fault.


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yeah same here lol.. yerss u know ny other bond jokes???

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eek! joke. and i understand it big grin
quote:
A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" she asks. "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" 007 tuts, taps his watch and says "Damn thing must be an hour fast."


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LOL i get it too yay... is funny clovs wink ny oothers???

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sowwie. but no.. you can search through google stick out tongue


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WTF?

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Top Ten Rejected James Bond Gadgets


10. Glove-compartment Slurpee machine

9. Super-itchy pants

8. Stapler with hidden scotch-tape dispenser

7. Self-cleaning Isotoner gloves

6. Special implants that turn 007 into a 009, if you know what I mean

5. Laser-action Flowbee

4. More-realistic-than-usual rubber vomit

3. Pepper grinder that dispenses a little too much pepper

2. Real killer-detecting nine iron

1. The Quiz Machine

no expression (from a site)

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I don't get the 6th blink

but first one's funny big grin

and that joke about the knickers laughing out loud I don't even know what knickers are big grin


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