yerssot
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Poking Fun
During some PM's with fellow member Rusky some funny Bond-jokes surfaced...
He wanted to go and kill some mice, getting them drunk first. He would use a wodka-cheese (whipped not stirred)
Cause he has a mouse who's named ... Mouse... Mickey Mouse.
With his mouse-girl Minnie...
"I'm Minnie, mister Mouse"
-"Not from where I'm standing "
Mar 15th, 2004 06:01 PM
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*bumps*
why it doesn't have any replies?
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Sep 17th, 2004 09:44 AM
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cause on second thought... it's not that funny
Sep 17th, 2004 12:14 PM
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to be honest i can't see clou of the joke...
but still thread with no replies?
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Sep 17th, 2004 12:15 PM
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it's JB inspired, that was all
Sep 17th, 2004 12:22 PM
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i don't understand
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Sep 17th, 2004 12:26 PM
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that it was in the james bond-mood
Sep 17th, 2004 02:23 PM
Clovie
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i understand what you are saying.
but i don't see what mickey mouse has in common with bond
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Sep 17th, 2004 02:40 PM
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it somehow ended in talking about mice
Sep 17th, 2004 02:52 PM
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i still don't get it
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Sep 17th, 2004 03:05 PM
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lol... clovie how can u not get it???? easily actually cause I dont get it either... so next joke?
Sep 17th, 2004 03:21 PM
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it was terrible, I know
Sep 17th, 2004 03:29 PM
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it is not that it is a bad joke
it is that i don't have right knowledge to understand it so tis my fault.
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Sep 17th, 2004 03:40 PM
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yeah same here lol.. yerss u know ny other bond jokes???
Sep 17th, 2004 03:41 PM
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joke. and i understand it
quote: A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" she asks. "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" 007 tuts, taps his watch and says "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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Sep 17th, 2004 03:46 PM
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LOL i get it too yay... is funny clovs ny oothers???
Sep 17th, 2004 03:49 PM
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sowwie. but no.. you can search through google
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Sep 17th, 2004 03:58 PM
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WTF?
Sep 17th, 2004 04:13 PM
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Top Ten Rejected James Bond Gadgets
10. Glove-compartment Slurpee machine
9. Super-itchy pants
8. Stapler with hidden scotch-tape dispenser
7. Self-cleaning Isotoner gloves
6. Special implants that turn 007 into a 009, if you know what I mean
5. Laser-action Flowbee
4. More-realistic-than-usual rubber vomit
3. Pepper grinder that dispenses a little too much pepper
2. Real killer-detecting nine iron
1. The Quiz Machine
(from a site)
Sep 17th, 2004 08:51 PM
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I don't get the 6th
but first one's funny
and that joke about the knickers I don't even know what knickers are
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