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If mothers use tiny forks and spoons to feed their babies then I wonder what Chinese mothers use to feed their babies! toothpicks?
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BadMojoScootr
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I went into Walmart yesterday and i went into the dressing rooms, sat there, and then yelled "I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER!"
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:11 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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I can slam a revolving door. I'm that badass.
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BadMojoScootr
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Strength and resilience emerge by your own will to become a better person no matter what downfalls happen in your life...be your own hero.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:12 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:12 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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Quick someone hit the slow motion button we need to extend Sunday as long as possible!!! HURRY!
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:12 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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Know the difference between a female chocolate bunny and a male chocolate bunny? If it has a hollow head it is definitely a male!!
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:13 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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Sometimes you have to stop dwelling on the ones who have done you wrong & start being Thankful for the ones who do you right!
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:13 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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My thought is that if you look confident and act smart you can pull off anything, even if you have no clue what you're doing.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:13 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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For every person that tries to knock you down there are NONE waiting in line to help you back up
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:14 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:14 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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Monday is cancelled due to a complete lack of interest! In fact lets just skip straight to Friday
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:14 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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Not everything that can be counted counts. Not everything that counts can be counted.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:15 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic!
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:15 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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Problem: Can't have cake and eat it to. Solution: Make two cakes.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:15 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:16 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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I'm not sarcastic, I'm humorously honest.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:16 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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Sunday: the day you realize how much you've procrastinated
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:16 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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Show your true colors, Always speak your mind, Never hide the truth, No one will thank you for it but you will always be yourself
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:17 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
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An Ex is called an Ex because they're an EX-ample of who not to date next time
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