"Obi-Wan dives into a forward roll that ends up with him on the rim of a low cliff, just above the soft black sand of a lava riverbank.
Anakin snarls at Obi-Wan, realizing he has been tricked. Anakin leaps off his droid at Obi-Wan's back, but is half a second too slow.
Obi-Wan whirls to parry Anakin, but his light saber doesn't meet Anakin's light-saber blade. Instead, Obi-Wan slices off Anakin's leg at the knee. Then Obi-Wan slices of the other leg off Anakin at the knee. And while Anakin is still in the air, Obi-Wan uses his light-saber blade to slice off Anakin's left arm above the elbow. He steps back as Anakin falls.
Anakin drops his light saber, clawing at the edge of the cliff with his mechanical hand, but his grip becomes too powerful for the lava bank and the edge crumbles and he slides down onto the black sand.
His severed legs and his severed arm roll into the lava below him and immediately burn.
Anakin claws at the soft black sand, but his struggling only makes him slip farther. The sand itself is hot; digging his mechanical arm into it burns off his glove, and his robes begin to smolder.
Obi-Wan picks up Anakin's light saber. Obi-Wan lifts his own as well and weighs them in his hands. Anakin had based his design upon Obi-Wan's and thus they appear very similar."
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Okay. MilleniumFalcon.com must be a figment of our imaginations.
Someone hacked into the white house's official website and made it a porn site. i know someone can hack into this little turd's website and give the world mickey's real pictures and links to all the stuff we've been laughing at in this post.
SUPERSHADOW! I visit your site several times daily and I think your site is incredible. (SuperShadow: Thanks. This really makes my day. I hear this all day long from thousannds of ultra cool fans. I’m the most beloved Star Wars guru ever. There is no close second.) What is that song in the beginning of the new trailer? (SuperShadow: It’s something new. Not sure what the title of that particular theme is.)
My only question is when will Lucas come out with that list that shows which ideas he used that were inspired by the fans? (SuperShadow: Lucas says he will provide me with a list of fan ideas used in the prequel trilogy a few days after Revenge of the Sith hits theaters. It will be nice to finally learn which ideas came from Lucas and which ideas came from the fans.)
Hey Shadow, though George won’t be celebrating till the movie breaks $350 million at the box office in North America. (I don’t blame him, more power to him. I would watch my money pile in too! ****, I'd dive in and swim in it like Scrooge McDuck. (SuperShadow: Hahaha. My swimming pool is filled with 20 dollar bills.)
Here is his domain registration information for anyone who has hacking skills. Here is his phone number: 828-256-7395!
Registrant: Mickey Suttle
2339 24th Ave NE Hickory, North Carolina 28601 United States Registered through: GoDaddy.com
Domain Name: SUPERSHADOW.COM
Created on: 13-Aug-1999
Expires on: 13-Aug-2012
Last Updated on: 20-Sep-04
Administrative Contact:
Suttle, Mickey [email protected][/email]
2339 24TH AVE NE
HICKORY, North Carolina 28601-7931
United States
828-256-7395
Technical Contact:
Suttle, Mickey
[email][email protected]
2339 24TH AVE NE
HICKORY, North Carolina 28601-7931
United States
828-256-7395
Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.DNSBOX3.COM
NS2.DNSBOX3.COM
Registry Status: REGISTRAR-LOCK
SuperShadow, you’re are the best! (SuperShadow: Obvious to all.) Just saw the Revenge of the Sith trailer and it shouldn't be called Revenge of the Sith, but rather Brilliance of the Great SS! It was the coolest thing ever and this was just the trailer! (SuperShadow: My hard work with Lucas at Skywalker Ranch is really paying off. We’ve been able to mold a movie that will blow the fans away this May. You have no idea just how cool Revenge of the Sith really is.)
What were the first words your powerful mind said to you when the beautiful and megaly smoking hot Natalie Portman walked in to do an interview with you? Did you wish to score with her at light speed? Or were you laid back? C'mon Master Shadow, I know you thought about it, right? (SuperShadow: I have pictures of Natalie at the beach with her clothes off so I know what kind of body she has. Rockin’ body all the way. I really wanted to ask Natalie out for dinner, but I’m sure she gets this kind of thing a hundred times a day. If I can find a way to meet her more times, then I can create a friendship of sorts that might lead to something.)
From a message sent to you yesterday. I think that GL should allow the fans to do Episodes 7 - 9. They deserve it. GL should allow his staff to redo (via computer) Episodes 4 - 6. GL can then create a prequel to the prequel set sometime about 500 years BEFORE The Phantom Menace. (SuperShadow: Fantastic idea.)