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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by hodoggy
Thanks Tired Hiker.....

No problem, champ! wink

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Originally posted by hodoggy
Instead of a fake suicide can I plan a fake revenge plot?

Sure, as long as the body count resulting from the plot remains zero. You don't want to spend the rest of your life in jail, or solitary confinement for that matter. smile

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hodoggy
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do you have any ideas?

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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Aha! So this is a duplicate thread! I'm gonna go tell on you...

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Mar 21st, 2005 05:54 AM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by BakaXero
so the answer to life would be fake suicide?

Yes, indeed. Oh, and you are my hero by the way! smile

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Mar 21st, 2005 05:55 AM

hodoggy
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Gender: Female
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I REALLY NEED HELP!!! Just a "fake" revenge plot.....Can you help me wise Tired Hiker?

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BakaXero
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Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yes, indeed. Oh, and you are my hero by the way!

THATS NOT FAIR!!!!!!
YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO SAY THAT!!!
cause your my hero, because you opened a thread to give advice to help other people only a true hero would do such a thing

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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

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Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by hodoggy
I REALLY NEED HELP!!! Just a "fake" revenge plot.....Can you help me wise Tired Hiker?

My staff of highly skilled writers will have to be beckoned for this one. Stand by. smile

*goes to attic and sounds the alarm and spot light to summon highly skilled team of writers*

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lil bitchiness
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by hodoggy
Instead of a fake suicide can I plan a fake revenge plot?

Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.

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Echuu
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Darth Revan
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Hiker, I need help desperately. I have suddenly lost all artistic, musical, and otherwise creative inspiration. I feel like an aging male prostitute who doesn't have the money for viagra. Or perhaps one of those South American guys who smuggles drugs across the border by swallowing platic bags containing the substance who's found out that I'm allergic to whatever Ziploc bags are made of. sad

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lil bitchiness
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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.

Ok, also, I stuck my ex's ex toothbrush down the toilet and once I gave out my ex's mobile phone number to a gay chatroom.

But thats it...

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BakaXero
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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.

i was about to do something like that...
but not for the same reasons you may have had

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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by hodoggy
I REALLY NEED HELP!!! Just a "fake" revenge plot.....Can you help me wise Tired Hiker?

Here's what you do, according my team. Drop several droplets of Visine into this person's beverage. Visine is a laxative and bartenders use this trick when they encounter assh0les at their bar. A while later, they will get the shits! smile

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Darth Revan
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
once I gave out my ex's mobile phone number to a gay chatroom.

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Mar 21st, 2005 06:00 AM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

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Originally posted by BakaXero
i was about to do something like that...
but not for the same reasons you may have had

Oh, here's another one . . . take this person's toothbrush and dip in the toilet, then put it back where it was without rinsing it off. shifty

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Darth Revan
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*ahem*

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Originally posted by Darth Revan
Hiker, I need help desperately. I have suddenly lost all artistic, musical, and otherwise creative inspiration. I feel like an aging male prostitute who doesn't have the money for viagra. Or perhaps one of those South American guys who smuggles drugs across the border by swallowing platic bags containing the substance who's found out that I'm allergic to whatever Ziploc bags are made of.

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Mar 21st, 2005 06:01 AM

hodoggy
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: United States

THANKS EVERYONE!.......

You guys are the best! Gonna go buy some visine now! oh...and make a phone call to the police and give a phone number out to a gay chat room!

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Mar 21st, 2005 06:02 AM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Oh, i was late there. erm

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BakaXero
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Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh, here's another one . . . take this person's toothbrush and dip in the toilet, then put it back where it was without rinsing it off.

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Mar 21st, 2005 06:02 AM

BakaXero
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by hodoggy
THANKS EVERYONE!.......

You guys are the best! Gonna go buy some visine now! oh...and make a phone call to the police and give a phone number out to a gay chat room!

Lil b's influence is quite effective...

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