lil bitchiness
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BakaXero
Lil b's influence is quite effective...
And I have so many more that I havent tested yet!!
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
Mar 21st, 2005 06:07 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Revan
Hiker, I need help desperately. I have suddenly lost all artistic, musical, and otherwise creative inspiration. I feel like an aging male prostitute who doesn't have the money for viagra. Or perhaps one of those South American guys who smuggles drugs across the border by swallowing platic bags containing the substance who's found out that I'm allergic to whatever Ziploc bags are made of.
Here's what you do. Build something out of wood, then destroy it! That should help. Also, rub poo on your elbow for good luck! (really, the poo is to distract the sniffer dogs when they are searching you for smuggling drugs) Also, keep a raw piece of steak with you at all times!
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Mar 21st, 2005 06:07 AM
Tired-Hiker
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Revan
I can't believe what a ripoff this thread was. I pay good money to get advice and I don't get any.
Hey now, don't be a Hiker Hater.
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Mar 21st, 2005 06:08 AM
Ou Be Low hoo
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.
quote: Ok, also, I stuck my ex's ex toothbrush down the toilet and once I gave out my ex's mobile phone number to a gay chatroom.
Did you ever happen to boil one his pets too? How about cutting off his legs and leaving a horse's head in his bed?
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Mar 21st, 2005 07:41 AM
Ou Be Low hoo
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.
quote: Ok, also, I stuck my ex's ex toothbrush down the toilet and once I gave out my ex's mobile phone number to a gay chatroom.
Did you ever happen to boil one his pets too? How about cutting off his legs and leaving a horse's head in his bed?
I feel scared...
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Mar 21st, 2005 07:41 AM
lil bitchiness
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Gender: Female Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Did you ever happen to boil one his pets too? How about cutting off his legs and leaving a horse's head in his bed?
I feel scared...
Nope, I havent but you betta stop there - you're giving me ideas...
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
Mar 21st, 2005 07:45 AM
lil bitchiness
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Did you ever happen to boil one his pets too? How about cutting off his legs and leaving a horse's head in his bed?
I feel scared...
Oh, but when we're talking about cutting off bits, it makes me think about tying him up and cutting up his penis into small peaces then force feeding it to him and then...
Now look what you've done!
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
Mar 21st, 2005 07:48 AM
BakaXero
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whats with the double posts
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Mar 21st, 2005 07:51 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Oh, but when we're talking about cutting off bits, it makes me think about tying him up and cutting up his penis into small peaces then force feeding it to him and then...
Now look what you've done!
Wowzers!
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Mar 21st, 2005 08:01 AM
BakaXero
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I need advice...
I told this Guy he was my hero and he told me i was his hero and i told him it was impossible because he was my hero.
How do i tell him that his my hero and make him understand?
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Mar 21st, 2005 08:08 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BakaXero
I need advice...
I told this Guy he was my hero and he told me i was his hero and i told him it was impossible because he was my hero.
How do i tell him that his my hero and make him understand?
Okay, here's what you do. Sometimes in life, you get these people who think they aren't the hero, but really they are. Sounds like your friend is one of these people. So, basically you do some soul searching, you know. . . . go on a hike, paint by numbers, Twister, ... .. then you realize that you really are the hero, and the rest is all an illusion. So, I suggest you admit to this person that you are the hero.
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Mar 21st, 2005 08:13 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Okay, here's what you do. Sometimes in life, you get these people who think they aren't the hero, but really they are. Sounds like your friend is one of these people. So, basically you do some soul searching, you know. . . . go on a hike, paint by numbers, Twister, ... .. then you realize that you really are the hero, and the rest is all an illusion. So, I suggest you admit to this person that you are the hero.
no thats no good...
i've done all those things, and to me his still the hero
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Mar 21st, 2005 08:27 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BakaXero
no thats no good...
i've done all those things, and to me his still the hero
No.
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Mar 21st, 2005 08:29 AM
BakaXero
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Mar 21st, 2005 08:30 AM
Tired-Hiker
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Mar 21st, 2005 08:56 AM
Corran
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I have a bubble wrap fetish, is there any advice you can bestow upon me in order that I may rid myself of this embarrassing fetish?
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Mar 21st, 2005 01:04 PM
Korri
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Dada i need some advice
Mar 21st, 2005 02:54 PM
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