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Darth Revan
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I can't believe what a ripoff this thread was. I pay good money to get advice and I don't get any. miffed


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Lil b's influence is quite effective...
And I have so many more that I havent tested yet!!


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Originally posted by Darth Revan
Hiker, I need help desperately. I have suddenly lost all artistic, musical, and otherwise creative inspiration. I feel like an aging male prostitute who doesn't have the money for viagra. Or perhaps one of those South American guys who smuggles drugs across the border by swallowing platic bags containing the substance who's found out that I'm allergic to whatever Ziploc bags are made of. sad


Here's what you do. Build something out of wood, then destroy it! That should help. Also, rub poo on your elbow for good luck! smile (really, the poo is to distract the sniffer dogs when they are searching you for smuggling drugs) Also, keep a raw piece of steak with you at all times! smile


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Originally posted by Darth Revan
I can't believe what a ripoff this thread was. I pay good money to get advice and I don't get any. miffed


Hey now, don't be a Hiker Hater. smile


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Here's what you do. Build something out of wood, then destroy it! That should help. Also, rub poo on your elbow for good luck! smile (really, the poo is to distract the sniffer dogs when they are searching you for smuggling drugs) Also, keep a raw piece of steak with you at all times! smile


Alright, the famous The Tired Hiker actually talked to me eek!

Thanks for the advice Hiker, I'll like totally send some free crack! Happy Dance


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Alright, the famous The Tired Hiker actually talked to me eek!

Thanks for the advice Hiker, I'll like totally send some free crack! Happy Dance


Hey man, you stuck up for me when times were tough back in the day. wink I'm glad I can help, and I'll take that crack anyday, as long as it is Anna Beatrizes butt crack. love


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Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.


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Ok, also, I stuck my ex's ex toothbrush down the toilet and once I gave out my ex's mobile phone number to a gay chatroom.


Did you ever happen to boil one his pets too? How about cutting off his legs and leaving a horse's head in his bed?


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Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.


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Ok, also, I stuck my ex's ex toothbrush down the toilet and once I gave out my ex's mobile phone number to a gay chatroom.


Did you ever happen to boil one his pets too? How about cutting off his legs and leaving a horse's head in his bed?

I feel scared...


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Did you ever happen to boil one his pets too? How about cutting off his legs and leaving a horse's head in his bed?

I feel scared...


Nope, I havent but you betta stop there - you're giving me ideas...


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Did you ever happen to boil one his pets too? How about cutting off his legs and leaving a horse's head in his bed?

I feel scared...


Oh, but when we're talking about cutting off bits, it makes me think about tying him up and cutting up his penis into small peaces then force feeding it to him and then...

Now look what you've done!


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whats with the double posts wacko


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Oh, but when we're talking about cutting off bits, it makes me think about tying him up and cutting up his penis into small peaces then force feeding it to him and then...

Now look what you've done!
Wowzers! eek!


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I need advice...
I told this Guy he was my hero and he told me i was his hero and i told him it was impossible because he was my hero.
How do i tell him that his my hero and make him understand?


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I need advice...
I told this Guy he was my hero and he told me i was his hero and i told him it was impossible because he was my hero.
How do i tell him that his my hero and make him understand?


Okay, here's what you do. Sometimes in life, you get these people who think they aren't the hero, but really they are. Sounds like your friend is one of these people. So, basically you do some soul searching, you know. . . . go on a hike, paint by numbers, Twister, ... .. then you realize that you really are the hero, and the rest is all an illusion. So, I suggest you admit to this person that you are the hero. smile


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Okay, here's what you do. Sometimes in life, you get these people who think they aren't the hero, but really they are. Sounds like your friend is one of these people. So, basically you do some soul searching, you know. . . . go on a hike, paint by numbers, Twister, ... .. then you realize that you really are the hero, and the rest is all an illusion. So, I suggest you admit to this person that you are the hero. smile

no thats no good...
i've done all those things, and to me his still the hero


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no thats no good...
i've done all those things, and to me his still the hero


No. no expression


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wacko


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I have a bubble wrap fetish, is there any advice you can bestow upon me in order that I may rid myself of this embarrassing fetish?


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Dada i need some advice sad

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