All yoda would have to do is just stand there and wait for that stupid big green thing to come running at him, then all Yoda would have to do it just pull out is Sabre and chop him in half.
adamrubin, surely when u created this thread didnt you just think that?
Dude, Hulk is tough, big, mean and green. However, his skin couldn't repel a lightsaber. Yoda would take him down.
Hulk: HULK MAD
Yoda: Sense the darkside, I do. Slay you, I must
Hulk rushes as Yoda with his fists ready to crush the tiny Jedi master, but Yoda merely waves his hand and sends Hulk crashing through the wall. Igniting his lightsaber, Master Yoda raised it toward his opponent.
Yoda: Stand down, you must. Kill you, I wish not to do.
Hulk: AHHHHHHHHH
Yoda: Much to learn, you have.
Hulk intensified his rage to it's peak and used all of his adrenaline to leap at the tiny Jedi. In less than a second Yoda had flipped over the giant and used his saber to slice down the spine of the Hulk.
Hulk coughed and wheezed out, "Hulk... mad..." and slipped into the cold dark of the afterworld.
Yoda deactivated his lightsaber, and dropped his head in sadness.
"Mad you were, and sad you were."
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Sorry but the battle would be longer than that since The Hulk can regenerate. I think that yoda would defeat Hulk multiple times, with the Hulk becoming angrier each time it regenerates and maybe one lucky shot from the ulk would strike yoda down... maybe.
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Dude, if he got sliced into the spine and/or the brain with a lightsaber, he's not going to regenerate that. And Tormentor's right, he wouldn't grow a new arm back. Yoda wins, no doubt.
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The only reason the Hulk would get madder is because he's getting beaten by a guy about what 2 feet? rite? am i rite? the only reason's he's getting angrier is because he's losing to a guy about 10 feet shorter than him
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Mar 27th, 2005 08:14 PM
rite? am i rite? the only reason's he's getting angrier is because he's losing to a guy about 10 feet shorter than him
