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Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a *rat*
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Heiress of Darkness
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Location: United States |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat *and*
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daeri
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Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and *ran*
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Heiress of Darkness
Gender: Female
Location: United States |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran *right*
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daeri
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Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right *into*
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Heiress of Darkness
Gender: Female
Location: United States |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into *Lord Moldybutt*
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Jun 24th, 2005 09:15 PM |
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daeri
Senior Member
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Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. *That's*
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Heiress of Darkness
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Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's *Mr. Potter*
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Senior Member
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Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter *the*
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daeri
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Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the *school's*
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Slash Queen Senior Member
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Location: United Kingdom |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's *hat*
(much better btw for the benefit of the nut posting consecutivley the other day its one word each only, and for those who dont know yes I mean Zac))
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Darth wolf
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Location: bangalore,India |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat
*uberenth!*
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Em0me101
SUPERNATURAL FREEK!!
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Location: The Shadow Of The Valley Of Darknes |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat
uberenth! *Dobby*
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The Phantom
Angel of Music
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Location: Past the Point of No Return |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat
uberenth! Dobby *cut*
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Thank you Neha for the sig!
This years Musical: Little Shop of Horrors (sig for it hopefully coming soon)
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Jun 29th, 2005 04:06 PM |
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daeri
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: Netherlands |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat uberenth! Dobby cut *out*
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sephiroth rules
i hear voices........
 Gender: Male
Location: Mako Reactor |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat uberenth! Dobby cut out *a picture*
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Jun 30th, 2005 04:11 AM |
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The Phantom
Angel of Music
Gender: Male
Location: Past the Point of No Return |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat uberenth! Dobby cut out a picture *of*
(I thought it was one word...))
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Thank you Neha for the sig!
This years Musical: Little Shop of Horrors (sig for it hopefully coming soon)
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Jun 30th, 2005 07:47 AM |
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daeri
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: Netherlands |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat uberenth! Dobby cut out a picture of *Harry*
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Em0me101
SUPERNATURAL FREEK!!
Gender: Female
Location: The Shadow Of The Valley Of Darknes |
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat uberenth! Dobby cut out a picture of Harry *Enfield*
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JohnnyBloom
humiliated grapes
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Location: Tortuga
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HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
Harry had stolen his friend's slightly special new scented candle because of Hermione's need for meditation. If broomsticks could walk he could take them to Hogwarts dungeons so that he doesn't sing. Hagrid is going to eat his dog. Then Professor Dumbledore farted extremely loud so Ron fainted and had them sued. Stupid Malfoy tried to sing opera but miserably failed, while he played accompaniment on Snape's banjo. Meanwhile Hermione threatened Crookshanks cathood. Harry randomly completed beating up neville who bit Hermione for eating Trevor deep fried, Ron wanted his toilet roll shop to entertain Pansy, but she barfed on the House elves and said Hah. Umbridge fired Snape and screamed bloody loud in Elvish decorated expletives. It was almost cute but Peeves shot snot at Flitwick, then he ran into underwear that was moldy and extremely inedible. Giants complained that Snape smelt rancid instead of roses dead with a rat's entrails hanging from his mouth. Gryffindors hate professor Snape's underwear and his bullying charms with custard snakes. Centaurs shot arrows at Umbridge who eeeeeeeeeeeped like a Rat before pooing herself, She fled squelchily, screaming like banshees, then tripped over a coffin made of nifflers bones. Hermione cried for 10 crazy months of pregnancy, while eating gigantic pickles the size of the empire state building and hairballs bigger than king Ron. suddenly music began ringing harry did not enjoy the hiphop rendering a musicvideo by joining grawp jigging dancers around the maypole at the celebrations of snoozeday.But Draco held himself back "back frogs!" he squealed, to which he leaped out of the window towards Harry's black figure which wasn't MOVING, "AAAAAAAArgh", screamed Draco I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" breaking bored ronniekins' nose he crept holdin his magic letter that was made of breadsticks and licked Hagrid's dog. They decided to back-off so that Hermione threw toads to hurt moles praising Ron's toes. Ron started hugging Hermione while kissing her on her cheeks, making puddin drapes. Sirius began boring ron horribly sittin with naked weird house-elfs that played Green Day while destroying eggs, Dobby and stupid Vernon were eating Mushroompie with Cho on Draco's snickerdoodle. Draco is currently pregnant. Dobby is the baby's daddy, but it wasn't ment to happen, it just got out of control and Draco got an abortion. Hagrid jumped into a pile of pine-appelpies that burst into flames that started biting his butt. The evil Voldemort tried to hug Peter Pettigrew but Peter switched into a rat and ran right into Lord Moldybutt. That's Mr. Potter the school's hat uberenth! Dobby cut out a picture of Harry Enfield and
havn't visited this trhead in a while - it's come on a long way!!! 
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