Gender: Female Location: Swansea, Wales, United Kingdom
Oh my god Smod you left in the middle of LORD OF THE RINGS?! Oh my god that's terrible! I have left before but I think it was when I was young so I was stupid and missed parts of the film..stoopid me! But I NEVER do it anymore! How can you just miss parts of the film? You'd come back and you'd be like
What am I supposed to do? hold it?!
well I didn't go the FIRST time I saw ROTK, because I paced myself, one sip every 11 min. or so...
But when the time comes that I must do what needs to be done, I can go pretty fast....
wuh? is that....run to the bathroom real fast, or you whizz really fast?
*thinks*
after much calculation, smod, that if you whizz really fast and the arc of the trajectory and the moment of impact...you'd have to stand at least 3 feet from the urinal in order to avoid back splash...
well, I meant both running to the bathroom, and whizzing fast...
the trick is to flush the toilet before you're actually finished...that way you don't waste time when your done...