(lol! dude if u read my description, he was based on carl, just with an addiction to chicken and cheesy name ^_^. n e wayz, i'll float in and out this rp, alternating between project and rp.)
---The Next Morning---
*Link yawns as he's the first to get up. Being a kid and a Kokiri/Hyrulean, he got up without waking anyone. Link begins to prepare breakfast. Beef, Ham, Turkey, Sausage, Chicken, Eggs, French Toast, Orange juice, Hash browns and his special fairy a la milk [dont know wat a la means, it just sounds cool] with some moose a la creme. [cream])
Link: Hum Dee Dum, wheres it coming from? ME! Thats right honkey.
*Wakes up Lance*
Link: Breakfast is ready, just eat it before Bob wakes up...
-wakes up with out saying anything and goes to the table-
(i have to admit you do link half way desent although it would have made mnore sense if you made him older)
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Merc with a Mouth, the Crimson Nutcase
(he looks kinda queer as adult link... and honestly i dont understand how his clothe grow older as well. id think they rip lol link is about... 15-17 or sometnig just dont like him wen hes an adult)
*Bob jumps up like a zombie from DotD rm and begins to greedily munch down the chicken...*
Link: Jeeze hes just like putting it down his throat the gross... So where we going now?
(dont know what that is lol.. u want some action? aka orochimaru and his band of... 18 thugs heh heh answer next post)
Link: That was good... well its time we check out... Bob dont visit the brothels there all expensive. Get your stuff ready.
*Link changes into a male gi (i think thats a ... ninja outfit or something lol. remember its feudal japan, kimonos and obi's and gi's are common.) Attaching his Master sword to his sheath, his bow under the sword, mini handgrenades in a pouch, bow pouch on back, and that cheesy kokiri sword on his foot as a hidden dagger. Bob doesn't change and doesn't shower, making that 8 days without showering*
(sorry bout being afk.)
*as Link and Lance...and Bob... were walking out of the hotel, a loud CRASH was heards and dust clouds were rising from the west side of the town. Yells were heard and blood was splaying everywhere.*
Link: Lets go check it out!
Bob: Alright... Let me go get some chicken and I'll join you.
Link: Lance you wanna come?
(Beware Oro, he has ninjutsu from Naruto so he'll die a lot later.)
Suddenly, Several men came out and attacked Link and Lance. Bob, unfortunately, was attacked by 4 henchmen and 1Captain, while L and L were attacked by 8 henchmen and 2 Captains. Bob, without any chicken killed 3 men by sitting on them, the captain by intoxication but had his stomach slashed open.
Link: Lance DUCK *throws 2 hand grenades (like Katsu gives Sanosuke in Rurouni Kenshin) 3 men blow up distracting 3 other men and wounding a captain and 1 soldier.* GIVE ME COVER!! *Pulls out his bow and arrow and starts to attack*