When Anakin walks into that chamber to kill the younglings they gang up on him and take him out, kicking and screaming until he is practically dead only to be saved by Padmé who shows the kids her boobies to shut them up.
If I were one of those younglings, .......... I would probably just suck'em nipples straight up !!!
(If she's pregnant than some milk should be cuming out)
Sidious lifts the senate chairs over his head. Yoda distracts Sidious by saying "ooh look, it's a hair stylist." Sidious loses his concentration and gets crushed by the senate chairs while Yoda laughs like crazy.
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Thanks to Janus for the great Sig.
A.>Jar-jar Binks overthrows the Emperor and becomes Dark Lord of the Sith.
B.> Han Solo and Chewbacca start a secret gay love affair behind Leias back , unaware that Chewy and Leia already have a even more secret hairy love-child together .
C.> Upon discovering Hans deviant inter-species homosexual infidelity , Leia throws caution to the wind and begins an insestuous freak breeding relationship with twin bro Luke .
D.> Leia's deformed children grow up to be powerful Jedi Knights and kill the evil Darth Retard (Sith Jar-jar to you) and wipe out his Imperial Forces , Chewies half-breed son grows up to be a master pilot who takes out the entire Imperial Fleet on his own .
E.> The New Republic is born and Leia , Luke , Chewy and Han are all executed for their perverted behavior (that inadvertently saved the universe) ..... THE END?
May 26th, 2005 06:08 AM
