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10 things i'd like to do to Jar-Jar Binks
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*Georgina_A*
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Owwie.


Yeah...messed


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~The Wickerman~
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better than just beating him up IMO big grin
mmm....scarredforlifealicious thumb up

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Oh, i wouldn't kill him....first i'd do a little something called:

Weeping Glass. It's a real world torture method from the Khilmer Rouge. What you do is get thousands of tiny glass needles and dip them in rubbing alcohol. Then you push them into a bound prisoner's upper muscles and do this all over his body. Then you beat him with a rope, a nice heavy one. This causes the glass to shatter inside the body and tiny grains get imbedded into all his muscle mass. Every action, including breathing, gives blinding pain, but it won't kill you ever. For years your body will slowly "weep" glass shards causing your skin to reflect and glisten as the ground sand pushes its way out of your body. This literally scars the person for life and cripples them as well. And it's nigh impossible to kill them this way.

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You are really messed up. Who'd bother learning that unless they were messed up or chinese.


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How about Boss Nass or Capt. Tarpals?--what would people do to them?


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You are really messed up. Who'd bother learning that unless they were messed up or chinese.


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You are really messed up. Who'd bother learning that unless they were messed up or chinese.


laughing laughing i'm not really messed up...i think....but it sounded very interesting, and i'd sure love to do that to jar jar big grin

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You are really messed up. Who'd bother learning that unless they were messed up or chinese.
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laughing....great stuff


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laughing....great stuff


'course there's a lot of other nice torture methods i'd apply, but this one was the first to pop up into my head and...i might get a warning for others shifty

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'course there's a lot of other nice torture methods i'd apply, but this one was the first to pop up into my head and...i might get a warning for others shifty

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There is only one good torture meathod, and that's chinese water torture.

For those of you who don't know, (which I'm sure is a small amount) you drp small amounts of water on the same location for a long period of time. It it is continues for years on their forehead, it can kill them.


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There is only one good torture meathod, and that's chinese water torture.

For those of you who don't know, (which I'm sure is a small amount) you drp small amounts of water on the same location for a long period of time. It it is continues for years on their forehead, it can kill them.


it takes way too long, and it's way too expensive on many accounts. It's by no means the best torture method. Weeping Glass is superior in all ways to the chinese water torture.

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Did any one say make him eat his own shit and then kill him??


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Did any one say make him eat his own shit and then kill him??


too quick and unsatisfactory...more disgusting than evil thumb down

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You know them bench vices from D.T./Shop/Woodwork classes? Stick his balls in that n crank it up! That's the ultimate!

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You still have to hand it to Jar Jar, he defeated countless droids and tanks by being clumsy, now thats an accomplishment.

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i like Jar Jar, he is waaaay cooler than a lot other characters

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I would slice him down the middle with a vibro blade or I would take two hot pokers to his eyeballs causing them to explode. big grin


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Feed him, in his own words, to a "big goober fish with huge-o teeth" stick out tongue .


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I would like to do all those things to Darth Maul as well.He was the dumbest and most stupidest character ever that Lucas came up with.I laughed my ass off when I first saw what he lloked like on screen.


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Ahnold
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I gotta say, Mr. Parker - whilst I wholeheartedly respect your opinions, would you not admit that you are sometimes ... outspoken, when it comes to your views {e.g. your dislike of Spider-Man, your disappointment with Darth Maul, your like of Daredevil}?. It's actually quite refreshing to meet someone whose views are sometimes bold and different ...


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take a thermal detonator, put it in his lunch then watch the brainless mother ****er die


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