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Thanks, keep the change.
11
36.67%
Oh great...how inspiring!
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13.33%
You're right to think that way.
2
6.67%
Yes, I love me too!
13
43.33%
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Fellatio
Blah, who needs karma when you can swallow a whole bottle of Kalms and be in state of nearly slightly chilledness!
Unless you are a buxom blonde babe, I wouldn't talk about swallowing with a name like that...
Hello 2 points because I take pity on the young...
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Jun 5th, 2005 10:45 AM
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quote: Kurrent Karma Kickback Kable
Fellatio - half a point
Fionnuala - -4
Phoenix Aska - 0
Korri - 3
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Jun 5th, 2005 10:46 AM
NoMindMe
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young? I'm 30 so I'm hardly young.
Just very experienced
Jun 5th, 2005 10:47 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Fellatio
young? I'm 30 so I'm hardly young.
Just very experienced
Hardly young, but full of come on what are you talking about this is a god-damn church, you gutter-mouth!
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Jun 5th, 2005 10:49 AM
dave123
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Gender: Female Location: Cactusland?
Do you really have to use the same character for a negative symbol AND a hyphen?
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Jun 5th, 2005 10:56 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dave123
Do you really have to use the same character for a negative symbol AND a hyphen?
You have just won 5 points, but sadly you also lose 2 points for adding a smiley. So the sum total of your worth is 3 points. Good.
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Jun 5th, 2005 11:06 AM
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quote: Kurrent Karma Kickback Kable
Fellatio = half a point
Fionnuala = -4
Phoenix Aska = 0
Korri = 3
Dave123 = 3
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Jun 5th, 2005 11:08 AM
dave123
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Gender: Female Location: Cactusland?
I'd like to reclaim my 2 points, if at all possible?
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Jun 5th, 2005 11:10 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dave123
I'd like to reclaim my 2 points, if at all possible?
By sheer audacity and lemonade, you have reclaimed them and also picked up a bonus point. Good work, you seem to be taking to this religion game like a frog to a lillipond.
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Jun 5th, 2005 11:14 AM
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quote: Kurrent Karma Kickback Kable
Fellatio = half a point
Fionnuala = -4
Phoenix Aska = 0
Korri = 3
Dave123 = 5
Dave123 is ahead with 4, 5 points.
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Jun 5th, 2005 11:15 AM
NoMindMe
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Hardly young, but full of come on what are you talking about this is a god-damn church, you gutter-mouth!
My mouth is a service, just like the gutter that all men live in...
Jun 5th, 2005 11:52 AM
Bardock42
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
Hail OBLH
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Jun 5th, 2005 11:55 AM
Clovie
Gender: Female Location: lost in your dreams
again?
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Jun 5th, 2005 11:56 AM
Cory Chaos
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Gender: Male Location: Mooresville, NC
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Clovie
again?
Exactly. The novelty has worn off.
Jun 5th, 2005 03:42 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Fellatio
My mouth is a service, just like the gutter that all men live in...
Gutter balls, gutter fools...Everyone's into it. You get 1 point for saying 'just'.
quote: Originally posted by Bardock
Hail OBLH
You lose 2 points for blatent sycophancy - despite it being the main point of this whole thread - but gain 3 for liking Hitch Hiker's very much lots please.
quote: Originally posted by Clovie
again?
You get 0 points for nothing.
quote: Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Exactly. The novelty has worn off.
You get 5 points for making a statement, but you lose 2 points for your lack of understanding that this is the birth of a new religion, not some idle piece of self-proclaiming. Jesus wasn't always a superstar, you know...He started somewhere...
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Jun 6th, 2005 05:10 AM
Ms Chelle
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i rther hav my mila points..hers tast better
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Jun 6th, 2005 05:16 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by shellie
i rther hav my mila points..hers tast better
3 points for making absolutely no sense, but -1 for the smiley = 2.
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Jun 6th, 2005 05:18 AM
Tired-Hiker
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Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Re: The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Hallelujah, Rastafaaari! Ya never did da forgivin' me, Natty Dread.
So, I've decided to make my divinity official. This is my house and all of you are welcome to enter into it and worship at my feet and elbows. Praise my name, sing songs to me, say little prayers, the whole-shebang...It's all accomodated for you here under this little roof.
In time, I may administer Priests and stuff like that, but seeing as I'm about as fresh as a fresh thing, I'd like to keep things totally based on me. You're welcome to think about my excellence at home, school, work, restaurants, etc. but always remember you have this little piece of heaven here. It's a place for fellowship, love and all things Ou Be.
I haven't really had time to work out the logisitcs of everything, but there will be hymns, an offical prayer and some commandments in the coming days, weeks, months ahead. It's sure to be an exciting time...
I've come to the conclusion that the more posts you make, the closer to heaven you get. Actually, my 'heaven' is more like the Buddhist belief in Nirvana...Oh, nevermind. Haw-haw-haw. Be careful though, my sheep...If your posts are stupid and lack thought, I shall place you on the slippery slope to Hell which happens to resemble a cube with high humidity levels and never-ending bad music.
Peace and redemption, plus no restrictions on when you can get down and hoochy...Also, you won't suffer from my judgement calling you off whomever and whatever you like to ride, if you get my down-low...Yeah, I'm talking 'bout all kinds of funk-funky love.
In the beginning there was God, but he was shit and restrictive so the poeple of Earth began to worship Ou Be and it was good.
Praise me...
*sighs*
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Re: Re: The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
*sighs*
1 point for being tired, 2 for the worship, -1 for the smiley = 2.
By the way, I have the first hymn thanks to A Little Help From My Friends, The Beatles...who are mostly dead, but enjoying their after-life immensely in my Karma Kickback Kastle. They have even promised that they would write a few, totally new hymns for me! How nice...Good bunch of lads...Anyway, the new hymn....
All You Need Is Ou Be...
Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou.
There's nothing Ou can do that can't be done.
Nothing Ou can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing Ou can say but Ou can learn how to play the game
It's Ou Be.
There's nothing Ou can make that can't be made.
No one Ou can save that can't be saved.
Nothing Ou can do but Ou can learn how to be in time
It's Ou Be.
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
Ou (x9)
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
There's nothing Ou can know that isn't known.
Nothing Ou can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere Ou can be that isn't where Ou's meant to be.
It's Ou Be.
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
All you need is Ou (all together now)
All you need is Ou (everybody)
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
*Sniff*...So beautiful...
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Jun 6th, 2005 05:27 AM
Tired-Hiker
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Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Re: Re: Re: The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
1 point for being tired, 2 for the worship, -1 for the smiley = 2.
By the way, I have the first hymn thanks to A Little Help From My Friends, The Beatles...who are mostly dead, but enjoying their after-life immensely in my Karma Kickback Kastle. They have even promised that they would write a few, totally new hymns for me! How nice...Good bunch of lads...Anyway, the new hymn....
All You Need Is Ou Be...
Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou.
There's nothing Ou can do that can't be done.
Nothing Ou can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing Ou can say but Ou can learn how to play the game
It's Ou Be.
There's nothing Ou can make that can't be made.
No one Ou can save that can't be saved.
Nothing Ou can do but Ou can learn how to be in time
It's Ou Be.
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
Ou (x9)
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
There's nothing Ou can know that isn't known.
Nothing Ou can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere Ou can be that isn't where Ou's meant to be.
It's Ou Be.
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
All you need is Ou (all together now)
All you need is Ou (everybody)
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
*Sniff*...So beautiful...
Legendary.
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