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The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Fellatio
Blah, who needs karma when you can swallow a whole bottle of Kalms and be in state of nearly slightly chilledness! confused


Unless you are a buxom blonde babe, I wouldn't talk about swallowing with a name like that...

Hello 2 points because I take pity on the young...


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quote:
Kurrent Karma Kickback Kable
Fellatio - half a point
Fionnuala - -4
Phoenix Aska - 0
Korri - 3


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young? I'm 30 so I'm hardly young.

Just very experienced wink

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Originally posted by Fellatio
young? I'm 30 so I'm hardly young.

Just very experienced wink


Hardly young, but full of come on what are you talking about this is a god-damn church, you gutter-mouth!


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Do you really have to use the same character for a negative symbol AND a hyphen?


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Originally posted by dave123
Do you really have to use the same character for a negative symbol AND a hyphen? stick out tongue


You have just won 5 points, but sadly you also lose 2 points for adding a smiley. So the sum total of your worth is 3 points. Good.


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quote:
Kurrent Karma Kickback Kable
Fellatio = half a point
Fionnuala = -4
Phoenix Aska = 0
Korri = 3
Dave123 = 3


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I'd like to reclaim my 2 points, if at all possible?


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Originally posted by dave123
I'd like to reclaim my 2 points, if at all possible?


By sheer audacity and lemonade, you have reclaimed them and also picked up a bonus point. Good work, you seem to be taking to this religion game like a frog to a lillipond.


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Kurrent Karma Kickback Kable
Fellatio = half a point
Fionnuala = -4
Phoenix Aska = 0
Korri = 3
Dave123 = 5


Dave123 is ahead with 4, 5 points.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Hardly young, but full of come on what are you talking about this is a god-damn church, you gutter-mouth!


My mouth is a service, just like the gutter that all men live in... eek!

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Hail OBLH


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again?


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tricked me once - shame on you, tricked me twice - shame on me

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Originally posted by Clovie
again?


Exactly. The novelty has worn off.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Fellatio
My mouth is a service, just like the gutter that all men live in... eek!


Gutter balls, gutter fools...Everyone's into it. You get 1 point for saying 'just'.

quote:
Originally posted by Bardock
Hail OBLH


You lose 2 points for blatent sycophancy - despite it being the main point of this whole thread - but gain 3 for liking Hitch Hiker's very much lots please.

quote:
Originally posted by Clovie
again?


You get 0 points for nothing.

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Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Exactly. The novelty has worn off.


You get 5 points for making a statement, but you lose 2 points for your lack of understanding that this is the birth of a new religion, not some idle piece of self-proclaiming. Jesus wasn't always a superstar, you know...He started somewhere...


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i rther hav my mila points..hers tast better stick out tongue


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Originally posted by shellie
i rther hav my mila points..hers tast better stick out tongue


3 points for making absolutely no sense, but -1 for the smiley = 2.


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Re: The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Hallelujah, Rastafaaari! Ya never did da forgivin' me, Natty Dread.

So, I've decided to make my divinity official. This is my house and all of you are welcome to enter into it and worship at my feet and elbows. Praise my name, sing songs to me, say little prayers, the whole-shebang...It's all accomodated for you here under this little roof.

In time, I may administer Priests and stuff like that, but seeing as I'm about as fresh as a fresh thing, I'd like to keep things totally based on me. You're welcome to think about my excellence at home, school, work, restaurants, etc. but always remember you have this little piece of heaven here. It's a place for fellowship, love and all things Ou Be.

I haven't really had time to work out the logisitcs of everything, but there will be hymns, an offical prayer and some commandments in the coming days, weeks, months ahead. It's sure to be an exciting time...

I've come to the conclusion that the more posts you make, the closer to heaven you get. Actually, my 'heaven' is more like the Buddhist belief in Nirvana...Oh, nevermind. Haw-haw-haw. Be careful though, my sheep...If your posts are stupid and lack thought, I shall place you on the slippery slope to Hell which happens to resemble a cube with high humidity levels and never-ending bad music.

Peace and redemption, plus no restrictions on when you can get down and hoochy...Also, you won't suffer from my judgement calling you off whomever and whatever you like to ride, if you get my down-low...Yeah, I'm talking 'bout all kinds of funk-funky love.

In the beginning there was God, but he was shit and restrictive so the poeple of Earth began to worship Ou Be and it was good.

Praise me...
*sighs*


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
*sighs*


1 point for being tired, 2 for the worship, -1 for the smiley = 2.

By the way, I have the first hymn thanks to A Little Help From My Friends, The Beatles...who are mostly dead, but enjoying their after-life immensely in my Karma Kickback Kastle. They have even promised that they would write a few, totally new hymns for me! How nice...Good bunch of lads...Anyway, the new hymn....

All You Need Is Ou Be...

Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou.
There's nothing Ou can do that can't be done.
Nothing Ou can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing Ou can say but Ou can learn how to play the game

It's Ou Be.

There's nothing Ou can make that can't be made.
No one Ou can save that can't be saved.
Nothing Ou can do but Ou can learn how to be in time

It's Ou Be.

All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
Ou (x9)

All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
There's nothing Ou can know that isn't known.
Nothing Ou can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere Ou can be that isn't where Ou's meant to be.

It's Ou Be.

All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
All you need is Ou (all together now)
All you need is Ou (everybody)
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.

*Sniff*...So beautiful...


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Ou, Ou, Ou is all you Need...

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
1 point for being tired, 2 for the worship, -1 for the smiley = 2.

By the way, I have the first hymn thanks to A Little Help From My Friends, The Beatles...who are mostly dead, but enjoying their after-life immensely in my Karma Kickback Kastle. They have even promised that they would write a few, totally new hymns for me! How nice...Good bunch of lads...Anyway, the new hymn....

All You Need Is Ou Be...

Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou.
There's nothing Ou can do that can't be done.
Nothing Ou can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing Ou can say but Ou can learn how to play the game

It's Ou Be.

There's nothing Ou can make that can't be made.
No one Ou can save that can't be saved.
Nothing Ou can do but Ou can learn how to be in time

It's Ou Be.

All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
Ou (x9)

All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
There's nothing Ou can know that isn't known.
Nothing Ou can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere Ou can be that isn't where Ou's meant to be.

It's Ou Be.

All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
All you need is Ou (all together now)
All you need is Ou (everybody)
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.

*Sniff*...So beautiful...
laughing Legendary.


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