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Thanks, keep the change.	11	36.67%
Oh great...how inspiring!	4	13.33%
You're right to think that way.	2	6.67%
Yes, I love me too!	13	43.33%
Total:	30 votes	100%

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The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.
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dave123
Funny Boy

Gender: Female
Location: Cactusland?

What is the cash value for 1 point?

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Thanks to Ladyluck for the softcore porn!

Jun 6th, 2005 04:29 PM

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Les yeux clos
Wisdomous

Gender: Female
Location: Londinium Town

quote: (post)
Originally posted by dark1365
Fi has -4?!?!?!? WHAT?

Nifty..

I'm losing...at least I am at an extreme wink

Jun 6th, 2005 04:30 PM

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Jedi_KnightAlly
Jedi Knight

Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow Scotland

alrighty then....

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Jun 6th, 2005 04:31 PM

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Clovie

Gender: Female
Location: lost in your dreams

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Fionnuala
Nifty.. I'm losing...at least I am at an extreme

what are you worrying about you're far from what oube counts as heaven. it IS for asure a good thing

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tricked me once - shame on you, tricked me twice - shame on me

Jun 6th, 2005 04:34 PM

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Ou Be Low hoo
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Gender: Male
Location: The Universal Church of Ou

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Clovie
whar shall i do to have below zero?

You just lost a point for making no sense, and not in a funny way either. Ha ha.

quote:
Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
I have zero points!

*dances*

1 point for dancing.

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Ou be damned!

How am I ever gonna get to hell if you keep givin me Karma

7 points for the word-play, -2 for the little red fella.

quote:
Originally posted by dark1365
Fi has -4?!?!?!? WHAT?

-2 points for you.

quote:
Originally posted by The Biker Scout
Thanks, keep the change.

1 point.

quote:
Originally posted by shellie
I can sleep better now

1 point for the 'can', but -1 for the stupid face.

lil bitchiness gets 13 points because her breasts are spectacular.

dave123 gets another 4 points for thinking that heaven is built on the same values as Earth. There ain't no bills in The Karma Kickback Hood, yo fool! Everyting is everyting and everyting is free, mon.

Fionnuala gets her 4 points reinstated, thanks to reverse psychology.

Jedi_KnightAlly gets a point for coming out.

Clovie gets a point for making up a word ('asure'), but swiftly loses it again for nothing in particular.

Phew! I'm tired...I must find an easier way of tallying all these totals...

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Come, my child...Your life begins here...

Ou, Ou, Ou is all you Need...

Jun 7th, 2005 04:23 AM

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Phoenix Aska
<Insert title here>

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Dreaming

hey...how do you lose points?

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Jun 7th, 2005 04:25 AM

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Ou Be Low hoo
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Gender: Male
Location: The Universal Church of Ou

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[B]Kurrent Karma Kickback Kable

Fellatio = 7
Fionnuala = 0
Phoenix Aska = 0
Korri = 3
Dave123 = 9
Bardock42 = 1
Clovie = 0
Cinemaddiction = 12
shellie = 0
The Tired Hiker = 5
grey fox = 2
silver_tears = 0
Rob Owns You = 1
dark1365 = -2
The Biker Scout = 1
lil bitchiness = 13
Jedi_KnightAlly = 1

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Come, my child...Your life begins here...

Ou, Ou, Ou is all you Need...

Jun 7th, 2005 04:27 AM

Ou Be Low hoo
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Gender: Male
Location: The Universal Church of Ou

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
hey...how do you lose points?

You just lost one.

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Come, my child...Your life begins here...

Ou, Ou, Ou is all you Need...

Jun 7th, 2005 04:27 AM

Phoenix Aska
<Insert title here>

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Dreaming

awesome

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Jun 7th, 2005 04:28 AM

NoMindMe
....

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Gone now

Dear Lord Ou Be Low hoo,

I am sorry to inform you that as of the 30 february next year I must resign my Karma as the working conditions in your temple have become too tolerable.
Since you scrapped compulsary whipping every hour I feel you can no longer offer me the wrong path to Shangrila that I'm searching for.

I hope you dont understand

Love your ever faithless suckophant

F. ellatio

xxx love

Jun 7th, 2005 04:31 AM

Ou Be Low hoo
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Gender: Male
Location: The Universal Church of Ou

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Kurrent Karma Kickback Kandings

1)lil bitchiness = 13
1)Fellatio = 13

2)Cinemaddiction = 12

3)Dave123 = 9

4)The Tired Hiker = 5

5)Korri = 3

6)grey fox = 2

7)Jedi_KnightAlly = 1
7)Bardock42 = 1
7)Rob Owns You = 1
7)The Biker Scout = 1

8)Fionnuala = 0
8)Phoenix Aska = 0
8)Clovie = 0
8)shellie = 0
8)silver_tears = 0

9)dark1365 = -2

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Come, my child...Your life begins here...

Ou, Ou, Ou is all you Need...

Last edited by Ou Be Low hoo on Jun 7th, 2005 at 04:41 AM

Jun 7th, 2005 04:32 AM

Hazardous
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location:

no no no...see, the left cow hasnt dropped yet. this is absurd.

Jun 7th, 2005 04:34 AM

Ms Chelle
ubuntu

Gender: Female
Location: RM118

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo

9)Fionnuala = 0
9)Phoenix Aska = 0
9)Clovie = 0
9)shellie = 0
9)silver_tears = 0

Im in really amazing company here yes

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Jun 7th, 2005 04:35 AM

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Ou Be Low hoo
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Location: The Universal Church of Ou

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Fellatio
Dear Lord Ou Be Low hoo,

I am sorry to inform you that as of the 30 february next year I must resign my Karma as the working conditions in your temple have become too tolerable.
Since you scrapped compulsary whipping every hour I feel you can no longer offer me the wrong path to Shangrila that I'm searching for.

I hope you dont understand

Love your ever faithless suckophant

F. ellatio

xxx

Someone has just gone and won herself 6 points thanks to faithless devotion and empty praise. Somewhat strangely said person seems to believe that torture was ever a facet of the Ou Be Way. It was not and foreve shall never not not be part of the Church of Ou Be, so help myself. You get an extra point because one of those kisses happened to strike me on my left buttock, which felt very nice indeed. Total = 7

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Jun 7th, 2005 04:37 AM

NoMindMe
....

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Gone now

DAMN!!

Jun 7th, 2005 04:37 AM

Ou Be Low hoo
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Gender: Male
Location: The Universal Church of Ou

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mist
no no no...see, the left cow hasnt dropped yet. this is absurd.

5 points for mistaking a testicle for a cow.

quote:
Originally posted by shellie
Im in really amazing company here

One point for saying 'in', -1 for saying 'here'.

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Come, my child...Your life begins here...

Ou, Ou, Ou is all you Need...

Jun 7th, 2005 04:39 AM

Ou Be Low hoo
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Location: The Universal Church of Ou

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Fellatio
DAMN!!

-1.

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Come, my child...Your life begins here...

Ou, Ou, Ou is all you Need...

Jun 7th, 2005 04:40 AM

Ou Be Low hoo
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Gender: Male
Location: The Universal Church of Ou

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Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings

1)lil bitchiness = 13
1)Fellatio = 14

2)Cinemaddiction = 12

3)Dave123 = 9

4)The Tired Hiker = 5

5)Mist = 4

6)Korri = 3

7)grey fox = 2

8)Jedi_KnightAlly = 1
8)Bardock42 = 1
8)Rob Owns You = 1
8)The Biker Scout = 1
8)shellie = 1

9)Fionnuala = 0
9)Phoenix Aska = 0
9)Clovie = 0
9)silver_tears = 0

10)dark1365 = -2

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Come, my child...Your life begins here...

Ou, Ou, Ou is all you Need...

Last edited by Ou Be Low hoo on Jun 7th, 2005 at 05:31 AM

Jun 7th, 2005 05:22 AM