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sasa
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During the fight between Anakin and Obi-Wan

Obi-Wan: Its over Anakin..I have the high ground.

Anakin: Yeh...and..?

Anakin force chokes Obi-Wan

Obi-Wan: (gasping for breath) Sh!t....didn't..see ..that one..coming. wink

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Jun 6th, 2005 05:06 PM

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sasa
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Amidala: "So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause"
Organa : "Unfortunately not thunderous enough to drown out your dialogue"
Amidala: "What dialogue?"
Organa : "Exactly"

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Jun 6th, 2005 05:07 PM

~The Wickerman~
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Obi-OneManShow
Well, here goes:

Choose the Light Side. Choose the Force. Choose a Master. Choose a lightsaber. Choose a f**king big starfighter, Choose utility belts, stupid braids, compact holo players, and electrical underwater breathers. Choose meditation, concentration and compassion. Choose fixed-interest R2 units. Choose a Jedi temple. Choose your friends. Choose leather wear and matching glove. Choose a three piece robe on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose Y.O.D.A. and wondering who the f**k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose leaning on that Naboo railing watching Padm� utter mind-numbing spirit-crushing bad lines, stuffing f**king junk into your ears. Choose burning away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable lava pool, nothing more than an embarrasment to the selfish, f**ked-up twin brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose the Light Side...
But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose the Light Side: I chose something else.

And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got the Dark Side?

You are officially on my utmost respect list laughing

be careful though....Ewan might get upset laughing

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grey fox
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PALPATINE LEARNS THE SAD, SAD TRUTH

( I will refer palpatine as palps now as it is a pain in the ass to write his name out )

PALPS: I am the senate ! (jumps out of his seat and suddenly stops in mid air and falls to the floor )

Palps: WHAT THE ****

windu : well i'm sorry to say this but even with the power of the force your too much of an old fart to do all that kick ass force jumping and shit

palps: (sad face) Really ?

windu : (leans on one of the chairs) yup

palps : errrr have i set my apprentice on you

windu : Already happpend anakin creamed that loser , odd how a guy goes from beign a ruler of a hundred thousand army of dark twisted reflections of a pure race to getting beaten by a green mupet and then a nancy boy

PALPS : (looks up face downcast ) what was that ?

windu : ohhhhh nothin

palp's sad

anxious look on his face) but i do make a come back in episode seven right ?

windu (shakes head) sorry but unless lucas has turned to the darkside he wont be making any more films

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saber-spinner
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dammit i was about to try to do that! not that one, i f*cked that up lol

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SS_181st_Snow
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Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

Anakin: You underestimate the power of the...(Anakin starts laughing) I got you, Master. You should've seen the look on your face. (Obi-Wan breathes out in frustration)

Obi-Wan: What about all those other Jedi you killed?

Anakin: Nah, they're just sleeping. (A shuttle flies overhead, but George Lucas comes out instead of Palpatine)

Lucas: Nonononononono, this is ALL WRONG! You should be fighting each other! (Anakin has already jumped next to Obi-Wan)

Anakin: I don't really feel like it.

Lucas: You're ruining my movies! (Lucas takes Obi-Wans saber, cuts off Anakin's legs and left arm, and pushes him down the lava bank)

Obi-Wan: Why did you do that!?

Lucas: Go to Tatooine with Luke NOW!

Obi-Wan: But-

Lucas: NOW YOUNG MAN!

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The Last Son
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General Greivous vs Darth Maul

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Obi-OneManShow
Well, here goes:

Choose the Light Side. Choose the Force. Choose a Master. Choose a lightsaber. Choose a f**king big starfighter, Choose utility belts, stupid braids, compact holo players, and electrical underwater breathers. Choose meditation, concentration and compassion. Choose fixed-interest R2 units. Choose a Jedi temple. Choose your friends. Choose leather wear and matching glove. Choose a three piece robe on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose Y.O.D.A. and wondering who the f**k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose leaning on that Naboo railing watching Padm� utter mind-numbing spirit-crushing bad lines, stuffing f**king junk into your ears. Choose burning away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable lava pool, nothing more than an embarrasment to the selfish, f**ked-up twin brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose the Light Side...
But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose the Light Side: I chose something else.

And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got the Dark Side?

magnificent

especially the

"Choose leaning on that Naboo railing watching Padm� utter mind-numbing spirit-crushing bad lines, stuffing f**king junk into your ears."

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Hybris
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Darth Maul : Hi Jedi, what will you have?

Qui-Gonn : I'll have a laser liposuction

Obi Wan : No thx, I think I'll pass....

Qui-Gonn : You sure?

Obi Wan : I think I'll take a look a those red energy shields, looks interresting...

Qui-Gonn: Ok , meet you at the other side.

Darth Maul : Excuse me, but I have got a job to do...

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Palps: "The Sith will rule the galaxy!"

Anakin: "I will do what you ask"

Palps: "It's time to get tough, Anakin. I propose we hit them hard with a major, and I mean MAJOR....leaflet campaign"

*Palpatine hands Anakin T-Shirts with "Jedi out" and "Light side lifeforms - no thanks" written on them*

Anakin: "It will be done, my master"

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Re: ~ Scenes For The Imagination ~

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Originally posted by sasa
Tribute to Pulp Fiction
Mace Windu: You're in this council but we do not own you the rank of master.
Anakin: What?
Mace Windu: Say "what" again mother *beep*

that one was good. and Obi-OneManShow had some great spoofs.

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Originally posted by Wickerman
i spat the coffee i was drinking when i read this

~wickerman~

Je SUS!

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Obi-OneManShow
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Voice-over, at the end of Revenge of the Sith:

Now I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. Or we'd outgrown each other, you know, that sort of thing. But let's face it, I betrayed them - my so called mates. But Mace, I couldn't give a shit about him. And Obi-Wan, well he'd done the same to me, if he'd only thought of it first. And Yoda, well okay, I felt sorry for Yoda - he never hurt anybody. So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person.

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Burn them down!! The lot of them!!

Jun 6th, 2005 09:03 PM

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Red Superfly
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In the style of the Wonder Years? lol

Jun 6th, 2005 11:02 PM

Obi-OneManShow
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It's actually in Trainspotting style, same as all my other ones here.
Trust me Red, it's a lot funnier if you saw Trainspotting.

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Burn them down!! The lot of them!!

Jun 7th, 2005 12:34 AM

Red Superfly
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I have, I love Trainspotting, I just kept redoing it in the style of the Wonder Years lol.

That little bastard Fred Savage.

Jun 7th, 2005 12:36 AM

Obi-OneManShow
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H�h�... would be great if young Fred Savage played Anakin in TPM & he would just spontaneously start staring blankly and "voice-overing" at random points throughout the entire movie, even during the space battle. No wait, ESPECIALLY during the space battle.

BTW your sig keeps cracking me up... you have a higher-res one (without the words?) to use as a wallpaper?

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Jun 7th, 2005 12:44 AM

Red Superfly
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Er... I could make one I guess.

I made it from the trailer we got ages ago. I'm sure there's a new hi-res one lingerring about somewhere that I could edit.

Jun 7th, 2005 12:58 AM

grey fox
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PALPS : i have been waiting a long time for this my little green friend ( opens up a desk drawer and pulls out what looks liek a furby )

yoda: what be that ?

gizmo: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(gizmo proceeds to rip yoda to shreds and it just proves to everyone else that yoda looks like a gremlin)

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Jun 7th, 2005 05:36 AM

sasa
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Nice one you guys.. wink

Here's another:

Obi-Wan: You were my brother,Anakin....

(before he can finish Anakin cuts in with...)

Anakin: No..thats not true..thats impossible!!

Obi-Wan: What?? No. What i mean is....

Anakin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

(Anakin continues screaming)

Obi-Wan: Ahhh fu_ck it...im goin home.

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