Hey!!!!! I'm not wacko. That's in the hate Umbridge thread.
Now, Harry Potter and his special potty.
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
Umm.....I don't think there is a need to upper case(capitalize) all your words
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
Hagrid's Failure to Launch:
DD: He's been living here since he was a third year and never seems to leave except on "Missions" i send him on.
Magame Maxime: Sounds like a usual case i'll have him out of here by the Yule Ball.
.....Later.....
Hagrid: It's going take more than the Avada Kadavra to get me away from Hogwarts.
Outtakes from Half-Blood Prince:
Ron: What does that say in the corner there in your new book
Harry: It says "I the half blood Prince am NOT Severus Snape"
Ron: Thats pretty wierd
Harry: I know and next to that it says "You better not be reading this Harry"
Ron: Harry i NEED Felix Felecis[sp?]
Harry: Why Ron?
Ron: The girls are having a slumber party and i want in
*After Dumbledore Died and everyone is in the infirmary*
Harry: You know this day just keeps getting worse by the minute
Hermione: What is it Harry?
Harry: I left the oven on and now my pie won't win the bake off
__________________ The dark Side is in me. What about you?
1. When Sirius fell behind the Curtain he met up with 2pac and Abraham Lincoln
Abe.: What's up homie?
2pac: Four score and seven years ago i told you NOT to talk like that. Only I can talk like that.
2. When Dudley was attacked by the dementors he saw Micheal Jackson.
MJ: Hey Dudley i'm back!
Dudley:No! The cops said you'd never get me again.
MJ: They were wrong Dudley boy. And they won't catch me again. I'll buy myself another face change. Then Harry created his patronus and Dudley breathed a sigh of relief
Potter Poetry Hour
There was story 'bout a boy named Potter
but fangirls found Draco much hotter
he started out bad
but now he's just sad
he's hanging out with Myrtle alotter
There was boy named Ronald Weasly
who found Ginny with Dean quite sleazy
but he came out of his shelll
and said "what the hell"
and always says "Lavender Needs Me!"
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