Harry: I swear the whomping willow came out of nowhere and wrecked the car.
??: Im sorry Mr. Potter but your insurance doesnt cover this.
Harry: Damn. Well Ron not only will your dad be pissed but we got nothing out of that at all.
Hermiones Declassified Hogwarts Survival Guide
Tip #136: When in doubt pull the polyjuice potion out
Tip #400: Never take major characters death at face value
Robot Owl: Behind the Scenes
Harry: when we were approached about a Robot Chicken spin off featuring us we were a bit sceptical, but...
Ron: [bursts out laughing]
Hermione: What is it Ron?
Ron: I loved the skit where Harry goes into a dungeon and finds a woman claiming she's a whore-crux and that shes been kept there by The Pimp Who Shall Not Be Named
Hermione: So immature
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What J.K. Left out of her books
Hermione: Harry is that a whomping willow in your trousers or are you just happy to see me
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When the bogart transformed for Neville he didn't see Snape he saw....
MJ: Now i want you to ride the ferris wheel with me, and maybe you could have some of these drug filled candies afterward.
Neville: NOOOOO!
Teenage Mutant Moaning Myrtles
Myrtle: What are you doing?
Harry: Making a polyjuice pizza, duh!
Inspector Hagrid
Harry: Inspector Hagrid! Voldeclaw is attacking the school!
Hagrid: Go Go Gadget Spiders!
Dementors {Transformers}
Dementors flying throuh the sky
Dementors life they do despise
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Gender: Female Location: Dreaming about David Tennant...
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be horrible. I actually thought the one before was quite cool, I just meant the fact that I was the one with the rubbish title because I couldn't come up with anything. Sorry!
Little Horcrux In the Cupboard
Description: This summer....the most unlikey thing happens.....when visiting his parents house Harry frinds.....the little horcrux in the cupboard
Harry:"A Dancing Bannana??"
Bannana: "Voldemort says it's peanut butter jelly time b**ch"
Harry Potter in the Deathly Hood
Harry Potter and the Subliminal Advertising Campain
excerpt page 516: As Harry watched as Dumbledore died, he wondered "Where would Dumbledore be if he HAD Boost Mobile?".
JK's Diary [stolen straight off her desk]
pg. 46: i must admit it was actaully I who had written that Ginny/Hermione fanfic online.
pg.52: Still havn't decided on whether or not ill screw fans over and kill Harry in the last book.
pg. 57: I wonder if anyone heard that fart in my last interview
Rejected Book Seven Titles:
Harry Potter and the Bacne of Tiblewort
Harry Potter wonders "Where's the Beef?"
Harry Potter and the Horcrux of Funk
Harry Potter and the Mystery in the Toilet
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Aug 24th, 2006 01:00 AM
(Thanks to Aurora for the sig!)
that made absolutly no sence but...ok 
