Gender: Female
Location: King's Cross

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Is there a dragon nearby? because I'm on FIRE!

Gender: Male
Location: BFE, Indiana

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Gender: Male
Location: U.S.

Harry Potters Blue Collar Tour

excerpt: "So i says to the statue in front of dumbledores office "Gravy and mashe pataters" and the garsh thing moved "-Harry

JKRs Grand adventurs 4: revenge of the shippers

excerpts: "Who does Hermione end up with!!!"

"READ BOOK SEVEN!!!"

"We can't wait[the shipppers form into a huge "Fluffy" type dog]"

and coming in August= Snape as a Child

excerpts: "But MJ i dont want to go to Neverland"

Ok so the excerpts are what made the titles funny but its funny either way

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Gender: Female
Location: King's Cross

Harry Potter and the fan who attacked Wall Mart for the upcoming book
(that's ganna be me in some minutes, I CAn'T HoLD oN MUcH lONger ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! )

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Is there a dragon nearby? because I'm on FIRE!

Gender: Male
Location: U.S.

Harry Potter and the Cornucopia of Surprises

Wizard Wars: Episode 1 The Pettigrew Menace

Harry Potter and the Crazy Borders Books Robbery

Harry Potters Wacky Dance Party

Jk Rowlings official Shipper Book: Telling all who gets with who

Note: There is only five copies of this book and the are being sent to a random Hermit living on the indonesian islands

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The dark Side is in me. What about you?

Gender: Female
Location: Dreaming

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Previously Hermione202 and Midnight_Miss

Gender: Female
Location: The Lost City of New Orleans!

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These books own me. Fer reals.

Gender: Male
Location: U.S.

Those were funny

Harry Potter and the Wizard School of Rock

The Tom Riddle Diaries: The tale of a little girl

Harry Potters Gryfindor Gay Bash!

Draco: Behind the Anger
-"You know i never really did hate harry and the others. I just never had the courage to invite them to tea."

The Wizfather

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Gender: Female
Location: The Lost City of New Orleans!

thanks...yours are really funny too.

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These books own me. Fer reals.

Gender: Female
Location: King's Cross

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Is there a dragon nearby? because I'm on FIRE!

Gender: Male
Location: America, By Far The Best Country

Gender: Male
Location: U.S.

Harry Potter on "Dementors"[COPS]
"Bad wiz bad wiz watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they take your soul from you" All crimes, witches and wizards in this book are real.

Harry Potter and the HolyGrail

Harry Potter and the Half-Breed Retriever

Harry potter meets Steven King
Harry-"A large tree withy fangs and sword?? You not trying anymore are you?"
King-"Thats it! You just asked for the alien that sells yellow snow!"

Harry Potter and Hermione Grangers Love Book

excerpt from page 1 "Oh man! I can't believe you just spent twenty nine dollers on this ! Oh man i cant believe some of you shippers havn't relized hermiones with ron. Wait till the two of them hear this!"

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The dark Side is in me. What about you?

Gender: Female
Location: King's Cross

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Is there a dragon nearby? because I'm on FIRE!

Gender: Male
Location: U.S.A.

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Gender: Male
Location: Past the Point of No Return

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Thank you Neha for the sig!
This years Musical: Little Shop of Horrors (sig for it hopefully coming soon)

Gender: Male
Location: U.S.

I dont know how i come up with them

Harry Potter in Speed
Harry-"If the Hogwarts express goes over 100 miles an hour it will explode!"

My life as a teenage Umbridge

Snapes Potions Book
Snape-"This potion can be used to find out what happens in book seven and i just have to say it Magically Delicious!"

Harry Potter on Reading Rainbow
Levar Burton[sp?]-"The upcoming Harry Potter Book i can tell you because i stole a copy is just great but you dont have to take my word for it."

Harry Potters New Kids Show
Sung to theme of Barney
"Harry is a wizard boy, from our imagination
He uses spells, or so he tells, to save the wizard nation
Harry Potter protects us all, whenever we may need him
He fights so strong and fights so bold gathering all stength within

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The dark Side is in me. What about you?

Gender: Female
Location: The Lost City of New Orleans!

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These books own me. Fer reals.

Gender: Male
Location: U.S.

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The dark Side is in me. What about you?

Gender: Female
Location: The Lost City of New Orleans!

OMG! Where are you getting these? You are the Jedi Master of Harry Potter titles!

*bows respectfully*

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Gender: Male
Location: U.S.

Thanks Kella *bows respectfully back* yours are funny too

announcer-"do you wish harry and hermione would use the time turner again well heres harrys latest adventure using the time turner!
Harry Potter in Back to the Present

A Wirzarding Tale 2[American Tale]: Potter Goes West

The Good-The Read-Head-and The Malfoy

Harry's Amazing Adventures in Brazil
excerpt; Harry-" At first when i saw the snake and the skull i thought it was the dark mark but then i remembered where i was."

The Truth about Grawp
Grawp-"you know it was quiet funny [sips tea] they all thought i was like all the other giants out there. hermy[takes bite in biscuit] that was a good one!"

and dont miss the hottest book this July

Theres Something about Hermione

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Last edited by TheVapor on Jul 15th, 2005 at 07:27 PM