announcer-"Have you ever heard of snapes first couple years after Hogwarts? Did you now he formed a band? Everything you need to know about this in...."
Aerosnape the Biography
Wizard War Ep. 2: Attack of the Inferi
JK Rowlings "British terms for American Dummies"
Harry Potter Still Cant believe its not Butter!
Mr. Weasly's book of Muggle Objects for Ignorant Wizards
Mr. Weasly-"I bet none of you know[or care] about the function of a Rubber Duck!"
__________________ The dark Side is in me. What about you?
Hogwarts behind closed doors: Things Rowling knows but tried to keep secret 'till now!
Harry-"Ron theres a Squid in the lake did you know that?"
Ron-"A Squib! Filch is drowning! We've got to save him!"
Ron-"Hey Harry those girls keep gigling around you. They must like you!"
Parvati Patil-"Did you see that spinach in his teeth!"
My life as a Teenage werewolf by Remus Lupin
2Fast2Sirius
and new this september
Sirius Sneaks Out: A Tale of Sirius's escape from nu. 12
Harry-"Sirius putting on glasses, a fake beard and mustache, plus the pipe and bowler hat aren't going to make you look like somebody else."
Sirius-"It worked for dumbledore in 1952 and it will work now!"
__________________ The dark Side is in me. What about you?
Harry: catch that thing!
Ron: but it keeps going, and going, and going, adn going, and going, and going, and going, and going and going......
Harry Potter and Ginny get toghter to murder Hermionie, seeing as shippers think that Harry and Hermionie Love love each other, where as they really have "friendship" love.
Harry Potter and the Hairy Potty
Harry Potter and The guy that got eaten by Quirrel a.k.a. Ron
Harry Potter and Quirrels cannibalistic revenge
Harry Potter and Quirrel gets eaten for a change.
Harry Potter goes to the Zoo
Harry Potter "makes babies" with Ginny
Harry Potter and his guide to body Hair
Hermionie Granger becomes a tatoo artist
WorldWizardingWrestling presents Wizardmania!
And now, the Main event, contesting for the World Houseelf belt, Dobby and Kreacher
Kreacher: Pure-bloods rock, and you suck
Dobby: Dobby will serve Harry Potter, and rips Kreachers head off.
Harry Potter and the girl He fu**ed a.k.a. Ginny
Harry Potter and Voldemort become friends!
Harry Potter discovers cocaine.
__________________ Go Steelers
Sorry, because whatever it was, I probablly did it.
JesuseyGoodness: Blessing and Kicking ass since 1 A.D.
The Trio of Fire lives!!!!! However the flame may filcker, it's light will guide the world!
Harry Potter and the male itch.
Harry Potter and the ingrown toenail.
Harry Potter and the goblet of firewhiskey.
Harry Potter and the Jew.
Harry Potter and the case of the stolen boxers.
Harry Potter and the stripper from The Hogshead.
Harry Potter and your mom.
Harry Farter and the smelly quill.
Harry Potter and the diddley t*at.
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