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Finally, an update.


They were in the Matrix, and Voldemort’s Army was right in front of them.
“Morpheus! You’re retarded! If we are the only ones who can get the ring then why are we in here? Voldemort can’t get the ring without us.” said Nick.
“It’s ok. I’ll just call Link.” said Morpheus. “Link, I need the nearest exit for Nick and Jeff.
“Sir, I’m right behind. You jacked me in to.”
Morpheus turned around. “God damn! You should have told me Nick!”
“Me? It’s not my fault your retarded.”
“Yeah well you are the Two. You are supposed to know this stuff. Oh well, there’s nothing we can do now. Go hide over there somewhere, Voldemort doesn’t know where you are yet.” Nick and Jeff did so, and now Morpheus’s Army was charging and Voldemort’s Army. All hell was breaking lose. Michael Myers stabbed about eight agents in the head, but then Shrek came up from behind and snapped Michael’s neck. The Hulk was taking care of about 1000 agents by himself. Spider-Man and Gollum were teaming up on Venom, but Jet Li came to even the fight. Spider-Man tried to web Jet Li, but he dodged it and the web wrapped around Gollum. Then Jet Li jumped up and round-housed kicked Gollum in the head, sending him flying ten feet away. Then Arnold came and ripped Jet Li’s throat out. Chuck Norris then came up and kick Arnold in the head. Arnold responded with a right hand to the head.
“Hey everybody! Arnold Schwarzenegger is fighting Chuck Norris!” screamed Will Smith. Everybody stopped what they were doing, and gathered around to watch. Even Jesus came from the Heavens to watch. Arnold and Chuck were staring at each other, they both looked around at everyone watching them. Then, as if they read each others minds, both started fighting everybody. Chuck took out the whole Fantastic Four with one kick, while Arnold picked up Shrek and threw him onto Harry Potter, squishing him to death. Shrek got up and attempted to punch Arnold, but Arnold blocked it, and then gave Shrek and headbutt which knocked off Shrek’s head off entirely. Arnold and Chuck took out a good portion of both Armies by themselves, until Wolverine stabbed Arnold in the eyes with his claws. Eventually, everybody began fighting each other.
Morpheus walked up to Nick and Jeff.
“We need you to come out. We’re getting our ass kicked.” Nick and Jeff followed Morpheus. They were met by about 50 zombies when Morpheus tripped them.
“Get them.” said Morpheus, and all the Zombies started attacking Nick and Jeff. This time, instead of turning into a two-headed Hulk, Nick and Jeff turned into Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris. Nick was Chuck and Jeff was Arnold. They killed all the zombies easily. Then they turned to Morpheus, and Jeff grabbed him by the throat. The creature from End of Days emerged out of Morpheus body and speeded away. Jeff dropped Morpheus on the ground.
Morpheus and the Two joined in on the fighting again, and eventually everybody was dead, besides Nick and Jeff, Morpheus, and Voldemort. But Voldemort didn’t fight at all. In fact, nobody knew where Voldemort was.
“VOLDEMORT!” screamed Morpheus at the top of his lungs, hoping Voldemort would show himself. Then, out of nowhere, the same guy appeared with a bandage around his head and a bat of his own in his hand. “Oh shi-” That was as far as Morpheus got, as the man whacked him over the head with the bat.


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well that was certainly entertaining stick out tongue


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Funny Stuff


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I know! Here it is: "Man on the Moon" by Jim Carrey. I will buy it this month on dvd course. My favorite scene is when he's in front of the audience and tried to make a speech. It's so hard for him to express his talents and for that he remained silence. There is a voice from the audience that caught my attention; as he tried to speak we hear "Ha!..Ha!.." like waiting to listen. That's what I mean.


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Well, did you see the movie?


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Well, did you see the movie?


No. I didn't. Sorry.

Jim Carrey's in it? It has to be good then.


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Yes, cause silence is humor.


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Shut the f up!!! a joke


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Shut the f up!!! a joke


Who are you talking to?


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As you know, jokes are not for anybody specifically, it's just humor for everyone. I mean if is funny or make you laugh.


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What the hell are you talking about? blink


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I am talking about my movie story, telling some jokes and bringing my style as how we were all invited.


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Anyway, let me have the way. Ninjas from Japan "fabulous" and legendary. I would like a movie set on a modern city when two secret organizations collide. This ninja clan is been hidden for centuries and finally show up with new light of ambition and power. They're up against some kind of mafia..you know, weapons vs skills.


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WTF are you talking about?

This thread is for DanZeke's story. Why the hell are you taking about ninjas and the mafia? blink


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Because board rules state not to clone threads!!!


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Tongue "Mr. Weverson" Animated Version

HEY! I got another movie. There are 7 days and 7 nights in this movie, following the life routine of this man. He wakes up every morning with the first sun light and he works for animation (character voice) and plays many. The company plans a new project just after the ending of a great hit series. A group of men are giving maintenance through the session b4 of the studio. All employees must pass through it to reach the exit. During that final shift hour this guy stays. The men comeback and when he finally leaves 3 cans of paint fell (red/yellow/green) right next to him bursting with the impact but miraculously the director witnessed how the colors accidentally fitted in a graceful style and from it they decided to make the new animated character out of this guy. The new series title is "However comes Mr. Weverson". Would you keep it running? smokin'


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DanZeke25
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I forgot about this, I will write more when I have time.


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“Holy flying f*ck! Morpheus, are you alright?” screamed Jeff.
“Dude, he got hit in the head with a f*ckin baseball bat. He’s not alright.”
“Oh shut the f*ck up. You knew what I mea- who is that? Is that- Winnie the Pooh?”
“I would just like to say that you two really know how to fight. I enjoyed watching that.” said Winnie the Pooh. “I actually enjoyed that so much, I’m going to watch it again.”
Winnie got a small time machine out from his pocket, and set it back 3 hours, the exact time the fighting started. Everybody was back and fighting, and even some people that weren’t even there were fighting. Nobody knows how the hell that happened.
“Dude, where did Conan O’Brien come from? Is he on our side?” asked Jeff.
“Sh*t, I hope so. Nobody can beat Conan. He is one of the people where, the minute you look at them, you can just tell that they win at life.”
Conan O’Brien turned Super Saiyan, and did a Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha Blast that knocked out 300 agents, and Chuck Norris, who just happened to be standing there. Zinedine Zidane then head butted about 30 agents by himself with his huge bald head. Conan, trying to show him up, then head butted Shrek, who went flying into 50 agents.


It's short, I know.


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