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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I want in on this. Is a "looser" a person who is loose, or are we missing that the insult may be phonetic in its construction?

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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
No. I love putting the head in. And out. And in. And finish.

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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Ant Eater, I think.

(Are we talking about whether I'm circumcised?)

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Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
If I had been referring to her vagina, that would have been one thing. But I was talking about all of her. He/She/It is a looser....not loose....A LOOSER. If she was loose, she might be better recieved. No pun intended.

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Attached is the following:

The aforementioned resource is known as dictionary.com (the full address being http://dictionary.reference.com/).

Furthermore, the word "loose" (adj.) has several definitions, the most common being as follows:

Free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end; free from anything that binds or restrains, unfettered: loose cats prowling around in alleyways at night; not firm, taut, or rigid: a loose tooth, a loose rein; not strict, exact, or precise: a loose interpretation of the law.

Please remember that "looser" is the comparitive form of the word "loose"; also, "loose" is used as an adverb, verb, and in other ways, but those matter little in this scenario.

The word you intended to use is "loser." The definition of "loser" (n.) is as follows:

A misfit, esp. someone who has never or seldom been successful at a job, personal relationship, etc.; one that is bad in quality: That book is a real loser.

We urge you to be aware that the way in which you intended to use the word "loser" is slang (and so are the definitions). Caution is advised if you intend to use this word again in the future.

Addendum: FeceMan has requested that his pun be explained to you. When saying that the poster was "the opposite of 'loose,'" FeceMan was saying that the poster in question was not "loose"--that is, "lacking moral restraint"--because of the figurative stick firmly lodged in her posterior; her strict adherence to a moral code means that the poster would not, in fact, be "loose."

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Originally posted by FeceMan
To Whom It May Concern:

Recently, it has come to our attention that you not only misused the word "loose" but failed to recognize as well as appreciate a perfectly good pun--and, in fact, degraded it by turning it into a joke about the state of a poster's vagina.

In order to prevent this from occurring in the future--at least one of the offenses, anyway--we are going to supply you with a link to a resource that we believe will aid you in this matter. We also have seen fit to provide you with the definition of "looser" and the word you intended to use.

Thank you very much for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

FeceMan and Co.

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww, he explained his joke...cute.

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Originally posted by usagi_yojimbo
You sure do take a long time to say nothing.

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Originally posted by FeceMan
To Whom It May Concern:

Recently, it has come to our attention that you not only misused the word "loose" but failed to recognize as well as appreciate a perfectly good pun--and, in fact, degraded it by turning it into a joke about the state of a poster's vagina.

In order to prevent this from occurring in the future--at least one of the offenses, anyway--we are going to supply you with a link to a resource that we believe will aid you in this matter. We also have seen fit to provide you with the definition of "looser" and the word you intended to use.

Thank you very much for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

FeceMan and Co.

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Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
time clock has not been change.Also i use computer during study hall.jm

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Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I have two gay aqquaintances that are part of the Pagan religion and they consider themselves married. I think it's awesome.

Of course they aren't really married, as only the one true God can accept such a bond, but it makes them happy, so cool. They shouldn't get the same rights in our Christian based country though.

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Originally posted by Alliance
Yeah. Except they don't have rights.

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Originally posted by Bardock42
I am jesting of course, I am sure you are a very open minded individual. take it as general satire against people that hold such idiotic opinions (i.e. probably not you).

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Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Sometimes I think you take things way too seriously. It wasn't personal ya know.

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Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Which, in my opinion, is stupid as hell. But I'm very glad that they're married in their own little way.

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Originally posted by FeceMan
You're supposed to say "lolz words" or something to that affect.

Anyway, on-topic: I think my opinions on gay marriage should result in humorous irony, as I still don't think that disallowing gay marriage is denying homosexuals any rights.

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Originally posted by FeceMan
You're supposed to say "lolz words" or something to that affect.

Anyway, on-topic: I think my opinions on gay marriage should result in humorous irony, as I still don't think that disallowing gay marriage is denying homosexuals any rights.

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Originally posted by Alliance
Well if they're happy about it, its certainly a plus.