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Ax3l
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Gender: Male
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Originally posted by BENITO
since Maynard is god I would say I don't believe in him.

this is a thread about killing me...ok

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Jul 8th, 2005 08:21 PM

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Uneeklyconfused
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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i could use a good snoo snoo from 1000 amazonian women

me 3irst

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Jul 8th, 2005 08:23 PM

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Ax3l
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i made a thread about it big grin

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Jul 8th, 2005 08:23 PM

BENITO
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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
this is a thread about killing me...ok

but If your god it would work DAMN Spawn get him

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Ax3l
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but If your god it would work DAMN Spawn get him

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Jul 8th, 2005 08:25 PM

Uneeklyconfused
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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i made a thread about it

yea i saw ... laughing out loud

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Jul 8th, 2005 08:25 PM

Ax3l
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ok...i wanna know how people are gonna kill me...

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Jul 9th, 2005 02:35 AM

Piggle Humsy
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I'd kill him with Passion...

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DarkC
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As always......

AWP magnum round to the balls, and toss him to the velociraptors.

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Boromir'sQueen
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Put him in a room with somthing he really,really hates and let's see what would happen

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k00L kiD
life is a dream

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Originally posted by 判0oONY
... Meh....

It seemed like a good time to make a killing thread about him....

If you don't like it.......

"Screw you guys I'm going home"

Slap fire out his mouth.

Jul 9th, 2005 03:52 AM

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GCG
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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ok...i wanna know how people are gonna kill me...

I would first make you swallow about 15 Kilos of uncooked rice then i would make you swallow 10 litres of water.

nothing personal

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Jul 9th, 2005 03:57 AM

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Ax3l
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I would first make you swallow about 15 Kilos of uncooked rice then i would make you swallow 10 litres of water.

nothing personal

hahaha

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Jul 9th, 2005 02:03 PM

判0oONY
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Have you used as a clay pigeon.... against new; experimental torture weapons.... confused

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Ax3l
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Have you used as a clay pigeon.... against new; experimental torture weapons....

torture

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Jul 9th, 2005 02:07 PM

justjakk
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tie him up to a radio tower that only broadcasts the Barney song.
let the only thing he sees be telletubby reruns on a black and white T.V. monitor suspended in front of him. after he loses his sanity.....keeping him tied up........let him go see Barney on Ice...........not letting the Barney/ Telletubby tourture not fail......you should place him in a room with nothing but thier images.........let their songs burn into his brain.. and before he slips off into death from lack of food and water...set off the fireworks you have placed in his lap.

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Jul 9th, 2005 02:13 PM

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Ax3l
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no...NO....NOOOOOOOO

yes embarrasment

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Jul 9th, 2005 02:14 PM

justjakk
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i know...true genious

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Jul 9th, 2005 02:44 PM

~The Wickerman~
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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
torture

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Weeping Glass. It's a real world torture method from the Khilmer Rouge. What you do is get thousands of tiny glass needles and dip them in rubbing alcohol. Then you push them into a bound prisoner's upper muscles and do this all over his body. Then you beat him with a rope, a nice heavy one. This causes the glass to shatter inside the body and tiny grains get imbedded into all his muscle mass. Every action, including breathing, gives blinding pain, but it won't kill you ever. For years your body will slowly "weep" glass shards causing your skin to reflect and glisten as the ground sand pushes its way out of your body. This literally scars the person for life and cripples them as well. And it's nigh impossible to kill them this way.

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justjakk
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Originally posted by Wickerman
As you wish

Weeping Glass. It's a real world torture method from the Khilmer Rouge. What you do is get thousands of tiny glass needles and dip them in rubbing alcohol. Then you push them into a bound prisoner's upper muscles and do this all over his body. Then you beat him with a rope, a nice heavy one. This causes the glass to shatter inside the body and tiny grains get imbedded into all his muscle mass. Every action, including breathing, gives blinding pain, but it won't kill you ever. For years your body will slowly "weep" glass shards causing your skin to reflect and glisten as the ground sand pushes its way out of your body. This literally scars the person for life and cripples them as well. And it's nigh impossible to kill them this way.

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hmmmm sounds like fun

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