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FŽanor
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but is it really important? the size, i mean.

Old Post Sep 29th, 2006 02:16 PM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

I have no opinion on penises other than my own. Ask Syren...


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 29th, 2006 02:33 PM
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FŽanor
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i did and she burst out laughing. i thought it was cause i had a booger hangin' out my nose.

Old Post Sep 29th, 2006 02:34 PM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
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Well, they say one of the best ways to turn a woman on is to make her laugh...

I favor a different way, which is to have a ridiculously large penis.


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 29th, 2006 02:45 PM
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Bardock42
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You are entertaining, continue....


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FŽanor
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, they say one of the best ways to turn a woman on is to make her laugh...

I favor a different way, which is to have a ridiculously large penis.
exactly my thoughts...but i'd rather have a woman's vagina staring me in the face than a ridiculously large penis. to each his own, eh?

Old Post Sep 29th, 2006 03:24 PM
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Syren
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Location: every which way but loose

I like guys to have wicked senses of humour and also be well endowed yes


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FŽanor
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
I like guys to have wicked senses of humour and also be well endowed yes
welp...one out of two ain't bad.

Old Post Sep 29th, 2006 05:03 PM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
I like guys to have wicked senses of humour and also be well endowed yes


I live the dream.


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 30th, 2006 01:56 AM
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Syren
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roll eyes (sarcastic)


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Bardock42
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I live the dream.



Aww, if you were fairly good looking as well you'd be quite a match..oh well..can't have everything.


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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww, if you were fairly good looking as well you'd be quite a match..oh well..can't have everything.


You're right. I'm not fairly good-looking, I'm ridiculously good-looking!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-WAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!

See what I did there? WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Oct 1st, 2006 01:14 AM
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debbiejo
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no. I want the **** me nemo poem you posted once..............that one..........post it again please.

Old Post Oct 1st, 2006 02:27 AM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

Oh, you mean this one:

Fish Love

Oh, my! You little fish,
Swimming in your pool of bliss,
How I wish, wish to be your dish,
Then, together we shall never miss.

Our love forever, you and I,
In sexy waves, we shall never die,
On the sea bed, we shall spoon and lie,
Hoping that the moment will not fly.

Oh, Nemo, won't you hold me tight?
Ward off the sharks in the night,
And when dawn breaks, we shall be,
In each other's flippers pervertedly.

F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!


I would like to state that the poem was written as a projection of Bardock's desires, not my own.


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Last edited by Ya Krunk'd Floo on Oct 1st, 2006 at 02:55 AM

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~Forever*Alone~
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omg thats cute, lol


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does this work?

Old Post Oct 1st, 2006 07:58 AM
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Bardock42
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You're right. I'm not fairly good-looking, I'm ridiculously good-looking!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-WAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!

See what I did there? WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don't know...debbiejo?


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debbiejo
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Yes??


ps. Fish Love.....that's the one I like....You should frame it.....lol

Old Post Oct 1st, 2006 06:50 PM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't know...debbiejo?


"I'm a bird. I don't have any legs. They are lost. Kawwwww-kawwww. I think I want to eat some worms. Kawwwwwwwww-kawwww. Eggs come from inside of my body. Eggs have my babies in them. Sometimes, they break. Kawwwwww-kawwwwwwwww. I can fly. So high. In the sky. Kawwwww-kawwwwwwwwwwwww."


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Oct 2nd, 2006 05:49 AM
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FŽanor
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, you mean this one:

Fish Love

Oh, my! You little fish,
Swimming in your pool of bliss,
How I wish, wish to be your dish,
Then, together we shall never miss.

Our love forever, you and I,
In sexy waves, we shall never die,
On the sea bed, we shall spoon and lie,
Hoping that the moment will not fly.

Oh, Nemo, won't you hold me tight?
Ward off the sharks in the night,
And when dawn breaks, we shall be,
In each other's flippers pervertedly.

F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!


I would like to state that the poem was written as a projection of Bardock's desires, not my own.
dis da bombs yo!

Old Post Oct 2nd, 2006 03:12 PM
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debbiejo
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"I'm a bird. I don't have any legs. They are lost. Kawwwww-kawwww. I think I want to eat some worms. Kawwwwwwwww-kawwww. Eggs come from inside of my body. Eggs have my babies in them. Sometimes, they break. Kawwwwww-kawwwwwwwww. I can fly. So high. In the sky. Kawwwww-kawwwwwwwwwwwww."
Shut up............. stick out tongue

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