I have no opinion on penises other than my own. Ask Syren...
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Well, they say one of the best ways to turn a woman on is to make her laugh...
I favor a different way, which is to have a ridiculously large penis.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
See what I did there? WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Oh, my! You little fish,
Swimming in your pool of bliss,
How I wish, wish to be your dish,
Then, together we shall never miss.
Our love forever, you and I,
In sexy waves, we shall never die,
On the sea bed, we shall spoon and lie,
Hoping that the moment will not fly.
Oh, Nemo, won't you hold me tight?
Ward off the sharks in the night,
And when dawn breaks, we shall be,
In each other's flippers pervertedly.
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
I would like to state that the poem was written as a projection of Bardock's desires, not my own.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Last edited by Ya Krunk'd Floo on Oct 1st, 2006 at 02:55 AM
"I'm a bird. I don't have any legs. They are lost. Kawwwww-kawwww. I think I want to eat some worms. Kawwwwwwwww-kawwww. Eggs come from inside of my body. Eggs have my babies in them. Sometimes, they break. Kawwwwww-kawwwwwwwww. I can fly. So high. In the sky. Kawwwww-kawwwwwwwwwwwww."
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.