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lil bitchiness
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Your poems are simply spiffying. I am gurgling with excitement every time i enter this thread.


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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة

Old Post Sep 16th, 2005 03:39 PM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

I do not say this flippantly: you are a physical, mental and emotional 10.


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 16th, 2005 03:46 PM
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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Drunken, Spilled, Fallen-Floor Mess

Tripp'd-up, fallen-floor mess,
Rollin' with the Rock, anybody's guess,
Tea-totalled troll, moved on, no repast,
Liquid lunch and devil'd moll-ask,
Tenuous link to better day,
It be da beer, it be the way,
Frizzl'd ma mind, now all time,
Mixin' the hops wid da vine,
In the morro', questions will ask,
Not for now as I fill ma flask.


laughing Fantastic... intoxication caught in action.


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Old Post Sep 17th, 2005 09:10 AM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

Two Bees And A Cue: This Way Vs That

I'll use one - Many for me,
I'll build from the middle - Decentralised, mine will be,
As soon as there's fire, I'm ready to go,
Amber coals bright, then shall we know.
Thin, scrawny slithers and plenty of baste,
Thick, rump cuts, season to taste.
Wrapp'd in bread, in face fed,
Dined divine, sampled wine bled,
Clams in the shell, bean-sprouted sheets,
Lettuce in the bowl, peppers, onions, beets.
I'm the winner, you're coals are dead!
You're the loser, you're still unfed!
We've both dined out, among the stars,
We've both got to clean, before back to Ours.
We've both enjoyed the company of friend,
We've both let loose to no manufactured end!
We're both the winners, neither have loss!
We're both going home with gristle to floss.


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 17th, 2005 03:50 PM
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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

Barbecues... I thought there was only one way to eat laughing out loud

How do you eat yours?


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Old Post Sep 19th, 2005 09:28 AM
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NunYahBidness
You can stop looking, now

Gender: Male
Location: ...cause I'm right here yo!!

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Two Bees And A Cue: This Way Vs That

I'll use one - Many for me,
I'll build from the middle - Decentralised, mine will be,
As soon as there's fire, I'm ready to go,
Amber coals bright, then shall we know.
Thin, scrawny slithers and plenty of baste,
Thick, rump cuts, season to taste.
Wrapp'd in bread, in face fed,
Dined divine, sampled wine bled,
Clams in the shell, bean-sprouted sheets,
Lettuce in the bowl, peppers, onions, beets.
I'm the winner, you're coals are dead!
You're the loser, you're still unfed!
We've both dined out, among the stars,
We've both got to clean, before back to Ours.
We've both enjoyed the company of friend,
We've both let loose to no manufactured end!
We're both the winners, neither have loss!
We're both going home with gristle to floss.
Dude!!! I gotta admit, yours has a special place in my heart. Okay, enough of gayness. I like it...but you do make it hard to dissect your work.

Must be a neo-modernist poet I suppose.

Old Post Sep 20th, 2005 04:27 AM
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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

It's easy enough to dissect if you read it and don't focus... kinda like those magic-eye pictures, where you have to go cross-eyed to see anything laughing out loud


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Old Post Sep 20th, 2005 10:31 AM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
Barbecues... I thought there was only one way to eat laughing out loud

How do you eat yours?


East and West aren't just geographical opposites...I go with the flow, but am particularly partial to the thick, rump steak-kind...

Nun, I love your bottom too, but don't always think too much.


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 20th, 2005 01:36 PM
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NunYahBidness
You can stop looking, now

Gender: Male
Location: ...cause I'm right here yo!!

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
East and West aren't just geographical opposites...I go with the flow, but am particularly partial to the thick, rump steak-kind...

Nun, I love your bottom too, but don't always think too much.
I'm afraid it's too late for that my friend. I'm on overdrive as it is...and for the life of me, it is excruciatingly excruciating.

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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

I once partook in the inhaling of smoke from a particular herb and I believe the affect of such a herb would induce the required state of mindlessness. As your doctor, I have decided to prescribe you a healthy dose of this un-said herb, as long as your diurnal drudgery does not involve methodical thinking or the use of heavy machinery...

If that don't float ya boat, then drink a bottle of rum.

Next patient, please...


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Last edited by Ya Krunk'd Floo on Sep 21st, 2005 at 06:06 AM

Old Post Sep 21st, 2005 06:02 AM
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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

*raises hand*

I'll need both, Doctor


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Old Post Sep 21st, 2005 09:34 AM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

In that case, I will have to further the prescription to include a stay on a beach on a tropical island and a non-stop supply of garlic 'rubbed' roasted peanuts. After becoming sick of the peanuts, an alternative of Pistachio nuts will be supplied.

I would also like to offer my sevices as a 'bedside' doctor, in case of an emergency...


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 21st, 2005 01:47 PM
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Syren
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Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose



Oooh, pistachios... yummeh!

Bedside doc? Hmm, Dr, do you think that would be wise?


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Old Post Sep 21st, 2005 02:02 PM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

Not only wise, my dear, but ultimately necessary; I could just stave your death by bringing you the life...


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 21st, 2005 02:06 PM
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Syren
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Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

Using the Peanut Method? Hmm, never heard of it... but I trust you Doc, after all you are the professional happy


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Old Post Sep 21st, 2005 02:12 PM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

The very fact that you have not heard of - let alone, experienced - the 'peanut' method shows your desperate need for my doctoring. I am a professional at using the 'peanut'. Method.


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 21st, 2005 02:19 PM
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NunYahBidness
You can stop looking, now

Gender: Male
Location: ...cause I'm right here yo!!

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I once partook in the inhaling of smoke from a particular herb and I believe the affect of such a herb would induce the required state of mindlessness. As your doctor, I have decided to prescribe you a healthy dose of this un-said herb, as long as your diurnal drudgery does not involve methodical thinking or the use of heavy machinery...

If that don't float ya boat, then drink a bottle of rum.

Next patient, please...
Now dat's wot i'm talkin' bout!! Blaze it up y0!!!

Old Post Sep 22nd, 2005 05:05 AM
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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

laughing out loud

Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into?


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Old Post Sep 22nd, 2005 08:55 AM
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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

"Fvck fvck fvck, mother mother fvck, mother mother fvck fvck, mother fvck, mother fvck, noinch noinch noinch, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noinch noinch noinch, smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beer, drinking beer, beer, beer. rolling fatties, smoking blunts, who smokes the blunt? we smoke the blunt, rollin blunts and smoking weed...15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you'll owe me, owe me, owe."


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Sep 22nd, 2005 01:13 PM
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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

That's not good... really no


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