I do not say this flippantly: you are a physical, mental and emotional 10.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
I'll use one - Many for me,
I'll build from the middle - Decentralised, mine will be,
As soon as there's fire, I'm ready to go, Amber coals bright, then shall we know.
Thin, scrawny slithers and plenty of baste, Thick, rump cuts, season to taste.
Wrapp'd in bread, in face fed, Dined divine, sampled wine bled,
Clams in the shell, bean-sprouted sheets, Lettuce in the bowl, peppers, onions, beets.
I'm the winner, you're coals are dead! You're the loser, you're still unfed!
We've both dined out, among the stars, We've both got to clean, before back to Ours.
We've both enjoyed the company of friend, We've both let loose to no manufactured end! We're both the winners, neither have loss!
We're both going home with gristle to floss.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
East and West aren't just geographical opposites...I go with the flow, but am particularly partial to the thick, rump steak-kind...
Nun, I love your bottom too, but don't always think too much.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
I once partook in the inhaling of smoke from a particular herb and I believe the affect of such a herb would induce the required state of mindlessness. As your doctor, I have decided to prescribe you a healthy dose of this un-said herb, as long as your diurnal drudgery does not involve methodical thinking or the use of heavy machinery...
If that don't float ya boat, then drink a bottle of rum.
Next patient, please...
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Last edited by Ya Krunk'd Floo on Sep 21st, 2005 at 06:06 AM
In that case, I will have to further the prescription to include a stay on a beach on a tropical island and a non-stop supply of garlic 'rubbed' roasted peanuts. After becoming sick of the peanuts, an alternative of Pistachio nuts will be supplied.
I would also like to offer my sevices as a 'bedside' doctor, in case of an emergency...
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Not only wise, my dear, but ultimately necessary; I could just stave your death by bringing you the life...
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
The very fact that you have not heard of - let alone, experienced - the 'peanut' method shows your desperate need for my doctoring. I am a professional at using the 'peanut'. Method.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
"Fvck fvck fvck, mother mother fvck, mother mother fvck fvck, mother fvck, mother fvck, noinch noinch noinch, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noinch noinch noinch, smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beer, drinking beer, beer, beer. rolling fatties, smoking blunts, who smokes the blunt? we smoke the blunt, rollin blunts and smoking weed...15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you'll owe me, owe me, owe."
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
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Sep 16th, 2005 03:39 PM
Fantastic... intoxication caught in action.
