I love how everybody mentions House of the dead. It makes me happy to know I'm not alone. Also, any pg-13 horror movies over the last 2 years have more or less sucked.
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Benighted.
Exhaling the wail of black widowhood's toll
Waxing eternal night entered Her soul
Cabin Fever has got to take the cake. Sure I was sliding down in my theatre seat, and i did cover my eyes a couple times. But give me a break! That movie had to have **** and ass to make up for badly mad movie. Sure it had all the gore and blood we all crave and need, but it was lacking something. I'm still at a loss as to what. It COULD have been a great horror movie if not for the teeny bopper actors, and extremely stupid punch lines. Cutos though to the make up artist!
House of the Dead had some wicked head shots, some of the best ive seen, and they wasted a sh@t load of zombies in the scene going towards the house ( shame about the matrix style nonsense), other than that it was worthless
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There's too many bad horror movies to even name. It's more like good horror movies are a rare thing. Two really shitty ones that come to mind are Don't go in the Woods, which I think was made for a total budget of $115 plus the name alone should tell you something. Another was The much overrated Blair Witch Project. Hell, I could run around in the woods yelling **** **** ****, which was basically all this movie was.
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i thought the first ring movie was really bad and made me laugh. tw, shaun of the dead was really, i think, supposed to be a comedy, not horror. and i think it was a pretty good one.
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The Ring 1&2, Jeepers Creepers 1&2, Cabin Fever, The Grudge, House on Haunted Hill, The Haunting(remake), Oh yes I cant forget the Psycho remake with Vince Vaughn...sickly terrible.
i liked jeepers creepers cuz the creeper had pretty wings. apparently it was supposed to be like the mothman. when me parents told me about the real mothman, there was a huge resemblance.
Tomb of the Werewolf takes the cake of any horror movie.
Reinactment:
Director: Okay, I have this gothic porno pitch for you.
Movie studio exec: Please, Fred! There is enough pornography circling around to pay the bills for the next decade.
Director: Ummm... okay. *walks to the next room, makes a few adjustments*
Director: I have this <i>werewolf</i> movie for you!
Movie studio exec: Let's make your movie!
??ah whatever, human. i dont care if those teenage holograms bein smashed together was gross.....they deserved what they got,real OR not. >...Bsides they were LAUGHIN when they were b'in hit against eachother.
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